>went to see shit movie w/ tinder date
>sitting in his car after the movie's over
>he starts feeling up my thigh
>"i thought something was gonna be there"
>confused.jpg
>"what do you mean"
>he straight up admits he thought i was a trap
>drove me home in silence
>>34127111
Fuck that actually made me kek
Is there a reference pic too? Im really fucking curious
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>>34127111
But is he still going to date you, even knowing that you're a girl (female)?
This thread has piqued my interest please continue.
>>34127111
That happens to me a lot too dw
PLEASE KEEP THE GREEN KEK(xt) COMING
ORIGNIANIONL
>>34127462
even if he wanted to, i already blocked him
>>34127559
nothing really to continue with
>>34127702
What's trappish about you? Short hair? Deep voice? Not a vapid whore?
>>34127111
hahahahhahaha thats funny it made me giggle but youre a roastie thats dating people get off my fucking board normalfag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34127765
>flat-chested
>short hair
>no bodily curves
Oh great, its another "girl" makes things up just to get attention and a bunch of autists falls for it episode
Like, are you so autistic that you don't know that shit like this doesn't happen in real life?
>>34127794
Do you dress like a boy?Be my reverse trap gf?
VANCOUVERE BC?
>>34127815
it literally just did, anon
have fun being bitter
>>34127111
C u c k e d by boipucci.
>>34127831
n-no not really
>>34127111
Have you considered that something may be horribly wrong with your body/appearance if he actually thought you were a mentally ill man. Just let that sink in for a minute.
>>34127834
post a timestamped picture of yourself. prove that you're a traplike girl and I might even believe that the rest of your totally not fake story is true
>>34127834
Have fun being a fat NEET shut in
>>34127855
if you look boyish why is it a big deal if he wasn't sure
>>34127794
You sound extremely cute want to post pics pls?
>>34127855
Well short-haired girls who are easy to carry around are myfetish.I'm sure a qt like you will have lots of luck on tinder aside from trap chasers.
OP here, this is me originally.
>>34127949
i have better luck just collecting orbiters t b q h
>>34127970
You're pretty cute and you do seem to dress kinda boyish no offense. Why are you on /r9k/ if you aren't ugly and actually go out on dates?
>>34127970
Oh my G*d! My hyper-weapon just sexploded at how sexy you are! Will you PLEASE be my girlfriend PLEASE? PLLLLEEEEEEEEASE?
>>34127970
Well, you can't blame him. I had trouble deciding your gender myself. Maybe grow out the dyke haircuts and get out a bit more. The paleness isn't complimenting you.
>>34128014
>>34128015
>>34128044
ok well that's not me (OP) to begin with
>>34127970
you make a cute boy and an ugly girl. cheers
>>34127970
wow your neck is wrinkly as fuck
also, no timestamp, huh?
>>34128065
Oh my FUcKING GOd I don't even care? Can we just SCREW? These tinder chads can't loveyour sweet girlpussy like I can!
>>34128065
Post pics I don't believe you. I want to believe I'm socializing with a qt girl.
>>34128082
>chads
he was the most robotic person ive ever met
>>34128086
post contact info or some shit bc i recently got doxxed on here
>>34128110
Listen, honey, and really, listen close. I didn't fucking ask what this dipshit's personality was like. I really do not care about him. This isn't about him at all. It's about me, you and your girlpussy.
>>34128145
Don't talk to her like that I'm sure she isn't a stacy even if she could be one based off of looks.
>>34128154
No need to be an asshole to her she was just telling you about her date.
>>34128204
Fuck off, you fucking faggot. She likes the playful banter. Don't you, sweetheart? Sweetheart? She's fucking MINE.
>>34127111
Fuck you.
Dumb cunt.
>>34128241
B A N T S
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>>34128241
Don't be rude to her. Shes a person and deserves to be treated like a person.
>>34128263
Don't be hateful to someone you don't even know. I'm sure OP is a really sweet girl.
>>34128154
No one wants to date you if you're being an asshole for no reason
>>34128355
t-t-thanks anon
orig
>>34128384
No, I change my mind I think op's a guy
>>34128384
This anon>>34128460
isnt me
And no problem people on 4chan can be so mean sometimes for no reason. I hope you have better luck on your next date.
>>34128460
nah
i just type like that out of habit
>>34128488
you're not me, anon
i don't type with capslock
nice dubs tho
Thanks for the two (You)'s guys
>>34128384
>>34128460
>>34128488
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>>34128510
I will take a picture as a true white knight would.