Be honest How many times have you used this excuse for why you're

But I'm not a shut in, I don't live with mom and my dad is DEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!

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>>34126856
zero times

dont need an excuse, i just dont give a fuck

All the time but only in my head because I'm too beta to talk back to my parents.
And it's absolutely true they should be thankful and they know it. Additionally I don't smoke, drink or have any other expensive or nasty habits.

It's because they want me to get a garbage degree and watch my grizzled old granny. If I wasn't compelled to do this gay ass shit, I'd just live out of my car and eat cans of beans.

I know so many people that come from such fucking goddamn good homes that had everything going for them, and they fucked up their life.

I know a lot of really bad ones, people ending up becoming prostitutes, OD'ing on opiates

The worst one is this one kid who had EVERYTHING going for him. Good parents, going to a Catholic highschool. All A's in AP classes, getting scholarships out the ass.

You know what happened to him? He ended up smoking meth, becoming a juggalo, robbing peoples houses and is now in jail because he got caught.

There are about two reasons I haven't
>it's beside the point
>I can't promise that I won't do those things

>>34126856

I've never had to use that excuse because I pay rent and it benefits my parents and I. They get extra cash every month instead of having an empty room and it gives them peace of mind knowing their home isn't empty when they're at work or whatever and I don't have to worry about shitty roommates. I hardly speak to my parents anyways so they don't bother me with shit. I can't afford to live alone unless I move to an area that's really cheap and has cheap public transportation or is near a grocery store or something. Or I can apply for public housing now and wait a couple of years only to move in to other low income people, which are usually scum thugs and thieves. I get $900 in neetbux, free medicare part a/b/d & $150 in food stamps.

>>34128725
>smoking
>became a juggalo

It's like he tried to pick the worst drug to do and the the worst music to listen to.l

>>34126856
I've never even thought that line and I was a NEET for 3 years.

That's trying to justify not excusing but yeah I did use it when I was younger but now I just don't give a fuck.

>>34126856
I only use this excuse to justify my addiction to videogames.

>>34126856
I say this sarcastically because my parents raised me strictly and we're overbearing as fuck. Congrats to them desu, I feel no guilt

>>34126856
To be fair my sister is such a fuck-up that I'd have to rape a puppy in front of grandma to disappoint my parents.

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>tfw used the exact same argument when my parents confronted me

There's no need to resort to excuses when you can simply ask: why should I give up a comfortable position where I pay absolutely nothing?

Even when I have the resources available to leave home, I will not tap into them unless I am absolutely forced to. I simply see no advantage for me in leaving home.