henlo robots! im a retart femanon and i really dont post or reply

nigger i aint reading all that shit

>>34126117
tl;dr robots are cool every single one of you
frum- some stupid e-bitch :)

>you're sooo cool anons thanks for all the validations
>I won't fuk u tho you're just a friend i already have a bf :)))
Good job OP almost got me there. Deserves a (You).

>>34126091
Even though you're probably a guy I appreciate the thought. I hope something positive happens in your life so you don't have to keep coming back to /r9k/.

>>34126136
okay.
so you gunna let me eat your ass or am I wasting my time here?

>>34126152
i dont have a bf i didnt say anything abt fucking anyone but yea i dont wanna fuck anyone

But what, if you are. A man, and just sucking off all the boi puss cause you want an ego boost from the thankyous????

>>34126136
Why? Why did you decide that writing a page worth of >le positivity
was worth your fucking time. People here are miserable forever or here for the lols. You can't give a pick me up to people who weigh 300+ pounds or have an actual mental illness

This is cancer. get off my fucking board

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>>34126091
Ugh christ this is why I hate women being here, just stop posting and keep lurking pretending to be special you fucking fag.

>>34126170
>>34126200
>>34126206
i contemplated mentioning the girl part i wish i didnt
plz dont reply i regret posting this let it go 2 archives quietly

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>>34126091
Here's your (you)
Origionole

>>34126091
Thanks femanon, I needed to see something like this.

>>34126242
There is no point in an attempt to cheer me up if my depression is caused by a lack of loneliness caused by a want for love.

>>34126170
You're a senseless, unappreciative cunt and that wasn't funny.

>>34126242
I'm not sure if you're what you claim to be, but I liked your post.

>>34126091
Thank you, now get off my board

>>34126091
>>34126242
I know this is bait but hey fuck it I'm a loser and so is everyone else here off chance you're not role playing and even if you are don't take what people on this board say to heart thanks for the positivity this place needs it

>>34126286
>>34126305
i wanna be everyones hype man i want all of u to feel nice abt life i wish it could b better

hi OP, thank you for making this thread and spreading some positivity on this board. i hope these faggots in this thread who are so obsessed with self pitying board culture don't get you down. you seem like a good person and i hope good things happen to you in life.

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>>34126242
I see what you mean, and I wish you didn't either. I would have thought you were just some s4sfag instead.

Anyway, my life is cursed to sorrow, so I would like to redirect you to /soc/ or something.

honestly im not even feeling the urge to reee anymore i just want to die please let me die this is hell

>>34126342
out out out please leave i hate you
why do i even try anymore

why am i even alive anymore

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>>34126305
Fuck you posts like that are cancer to my eyes of course a '''girl''' would make a post like this everyone is nice to them and validates them wherever they go and they have no problems getting male attention their lives are so fucking coddled and we all wallow here alone and they pretend like they can relate or help while revealing their gender but they're already taken no matter what problems they have you're not worth it and if they do give contact they just pick among the fake Chads and /soc/ tourists while ghosting you in a week if they do reply. Fuck off seriously. Your words and presence do nothing but remind us of our miserable estate fuck you. Learn to type retard.

>>34126326
Anon I'd like to add you on discord if you don't mind. Or other contact media, I have plenty others (just not steam)

>>34126464
im sorry i wont post contact i dont want attention frum this post ):

>>34126460
You're a frogposting shithead. You get mad at girls on the internet because using /r9k/ as a dating site doesn't work out.

OP put effort into their post and it was a nice post, don't be a faggot all the time.

>>34126491
>try to get someone to talk to once in a while
>rejected from that too

if you make another thread I hope I see it, I know I'll need a new picker-upper later ill do you a solid and sage

>>34126491
you're a fucking retard and you know full well mentioning you were a girl would get betas horny

>>34126546
): i really hope you have a good night anon i hope you have good nights every night for a long time

>>34126575
i really regret mentioning it ):

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>>34126529
>is okay with girls revealing their gender
>accusing me of using /r9k/ as a dating site
Durr stupid white knight orbiters this is true everywhere on the internet/nerd culture stuff. I didn't even start frogposting for 2 years of browsing but all this attentionwhoring is annoying as fuck. Fuckin normies.

>>34126619
I normally dislike people claiming to be girls, because I hate the hookup faggotry thirsty retards here resort to. Still, OP made a sweet, unique post and then you're being an asshole to her (odds are pretty good it's a guy roleplaying but either way it's a good post).

>>34126194
>i dont have a bf
Yeh because you have a million beta orbiters validating you and providing on-demand emotional support and providing on-demand eager chat messages. If you had a bf you'd lose 70% of your orbiter hoards and you can't have that. You haven't found someone Chad enough to justify that 70% orbiter loss. Go away.

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I'm conflicted...
A part of me wants this to be real and cry a river of tears because of the niceness...

But the other, more spoiled and bitter part of me knows that this is probably a bait...

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I don't want girls though. I only want Adrien.

>>34126854
im not asking anyone to validate anything i dont have nor want orbiters
please let this thread die i regret mentioning the things i did im sorry

>>34126091
>womyn
how has nobody pointed this out yet

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>>34126926
happy crying is ok!!! happy cry is good! enjoy the nice vibes

>>34126926
>crying like a little bitch
Yeah stop that shit.

>>34126950
This thread isn't going to die you mentioned you're a female do you even browse this board? It's gonna reach 100 posts at least and live for a few hours.

>>34126952
i did it on purpose :3
fuggin womyn

>>34126990
of course you spelled it that way on purpose, i don't get the intention though

are you saying people who spell it that way are awful because you're talking about awful people where you used it?

this is too subtle for robot spergs

>>34127037
no im mocking the streotypical anti womyn meme
u arent awful if ur anti womyn to each their own

>>34127059
this doesn't make any sense to me but okay

good thread though, sorry anons got triggered

>>34126091
bump because womyn hehe :3

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i wish I could tell a girl all my problems and issues and rather than think i'm a fucking weirdo/loser she took pity on me or related to me

fuck I just want to go on to ok cupid and spill my guts and have a girl at least respond to it

>>34127767
>had this feeling too at one point
>ended up trying one of those online help chats with people that are trained to help suicidal people
>spent like 20 minutes typing up a bunch of emotions and shit
>person on the other end said they had to go and left

I have never felt lower.

Please be my girlfriend OP
Thanks