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>you are an "anon"
>a matrilineal Jew from NYC built a small empire around having people convince each other to write for free, and you are one of them
>you spend irreplaceable hours of your life writing posts for an ex-comedy anime website
>at fifty words a post, and twenty posts, that's a thousand words per day
>you typically write the equivalent of a two-page essay (with pictures!) for this website, daily
>you are paid in the applause of fellow dupes, kilobytes of temporary server space, and virtually nothing else
>you have been persuaded that your contributions "matter"
>in fact, they are forgotten almost immediately; if they aren't, and they're reposted, it's "spam" and bannable
>you have been persuaded that this content farm has a "culture"
>in reality, the desires of the management trump the fancies of the 'users' every time and your "culture" carries the weight of flair on the walls of an Applebee's
>there are long-standing "cultural" norms against applying anything less than the maximum effort available to you, or doing anything that might diminish the flow of free labor
>you have been persuaded to work hard, for free, and disdain those who do not
>the punishment for failing to do this, or for violating any of the hundred other written or unwritten guidelines of this volunteer click sweatshop, is that you will be disallowed from providing further free work
>(but not forever, and you'll still be allowed to READ it, because otherwise you might find something else to do)
>your machismo, egged on by this "culture", does not allow you to leave, for fear of being a failure or the other guys "winning"
>Finally, you have been evicted from your fake home by a bunch of slope-browed, beady-eyed Nazi thugs, simply because they make more money and are easier to manage
Is posting the thinking man's fetish?
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page 10 save fave rave
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>>34124790
>a matrilineal Jew from NYC
Seinfeld? Also double page 10 save rave
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>you are a "citizen"
Expand from here and realize no matter what you do besides live innawoods away from other humans or become a commie some government, institution, or syndicate is fucking you over 6 ways from sunday.
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b-but..were having fun! r-right?
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>>34126644
Christopher Cohen-Pooleonly a jew has the kind of verbal intelligence necessary to keep these plates spinning
>>34126705
>they gave Uncle Ted internet access
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>when OP gets too real and anons dont know what to say
I guarantee you OP that you made a lot of people really run dey hamsters in dat dere wheel (implying nobody will use my post in one way or the other to get visitors/audience/money etc. somewhere)
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>>34127613
tbqh I only wrote this because they started deleting trap threads and I wanted to throw a snowball with a fucking rock in it
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>>34127676
(at, you know, the deleters)
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>>34124790
>you have been persuaded that your contributions "matter"
what persuaded you?
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>>34127736
>4CHAN CULTURE milieu, "internet superheroes"
>/pol/'s WE ARE THE UNDERGROUND vibe
>the whole "realest forums on the internet" thing
>the whole "tough crowd, ergo worth winning over" thing
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>>34127736
oh, and the people who don't post here because it "matters"? those people post here to spend time with friends, and they end up forming the steam circlejerks and things that you spend so much time trying to stomp out
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>>34124790
Pretty meta post you got there, anon. You get paid for that analysis, or did you do it for free?
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>>34124790
Really makes me want to leave this place forever.
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>>34127850
call it a public service
but you can't call it "wrong"
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>>34127613
>>34127676
Dont fucking matter I resurrected your thread with ONE(1) post.
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>>34128050
many thanks for the (you) friend
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