What happened, robots? He looks such like a sweet child in this

>>34121375
Nothing. Autism is a bitch.

Sonic didn't help things though, I will admit. But if it wasn't Sonic, it would have been something else.

>>34121375
All children look like sweet children you sheep.

There's no helping mentally stunted people.

>>34121460
lol this was literally going to be my reply anon

>>34121375
His parents heard he was autistic and treated him like he was mentally retarded.

>>34121480
In addendum, the only way we could have helped him was for the government to install colonies for mentally retarded people, with no internet access.

>>34121480
>>34121487
These are the only true answers. I don't even know who the fag in that picture is but I concur.

>>34121375
Autism was left untreated. His parents chose to do nothing to help him.

>>34121460
Autism can be treatable, I think. He was literally abandoned as a child.
>>34121480
Look at his eyes. He's screaming for help.

>>34121460
Chris is autistic about many things.Standard autismcore. He was the first Brony. He's obsessed with Pokemon. His room is covered with Lego.

>>34121375
Nothing. It was like watching a fatal crash in slo motion, Knowing you can do nothing to prevent it.
It might have slowed it down if he had not had access to the internet, But Christina will always be in our lives until he's put in prison or gets killed

>>34121513
Yeah but nothing was at the level of Sonic. One of his other interests would have filled the void.

>>34121460
What's up with sonic? Why does it attract such a high autism potential?

>>34121534
>Christina

Call HIM by his real name. Any other person,I'd give the benefit of the doubt but he's doing this whole tranny thing to get closer to women.

>>34121506
Exactly what I think. It's sad, if you think about it. Maybe he could have been the next Mozart, a scientist, a good father...

>>34121562
>Call HIM by his real name
The one his parents gave him, or the bear?

>>34121503
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan

He is autistic and grew up with elderly white trash parents

He was doomed from the start

>>34121544
bright color coded characters with big expressive eyes that are easy to interpret

>>34121562
apparently he comes to a gay club in town, i've though about going just to see IT in real life but nah

>>34121631
It's incredible that entire communities can be that dysfunctional in a country like the United States. Your country is too big, Americans.

>>34121503
>doesn't know chris chan
You are too pure for this world.

Begone before it is too late!

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>>34121662
>implying you would go for that reason only

>>34121664
If he'd grow up in the soviet union, he'd be bullied to pretending to be normal

and no internet would have helped

>>34121692
oh i'm a fag myself but clubs aren't my scene and it's probably a shitty one anyway

Chris Chan was literally fucked from birth. Regardless of whether or not he's autistic or something else unknown to modern science his parents were rich (for a time at least) enablers who let him act like a damn child every second of every day. Plus Barb was older when she had Chris and as everyone should know having children at an older age (40s+) can really fuck them up.


Now it's a matter of if he'll get sent to someplace like a mental hospital, the slammer for not being able to pay the shit ton of debt the Chan's have, or dying from an infection because his standards of cleanliness and hygiene make a wizard look like fucking Mr. Clean.

>>34121544
>World and life is absolutely dull and scary and confusing and emotional and sht

>Fast, singular, blue spinning, aesthetic ball that goes forward and does neat tricks and makes sounds and gets coins and does loops and jumps and bounces and music....at last I have found refuge... at last I have found fun

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How does an aspie nearing his mid 20s avoid going down the Chris route.
Asking for a friend.

>>34121895
Yeah, but for example, Super Mario and Rayman do the same, and don't have such an autistic community

>>34121910
Take MDMA, my man.

It's like the exact opposite of having Autism.

>>34121977
...faster man... faster

and loops... loops man

More hyper music, nice coin sound

>>34121375
>Could we have prevented it?

Yes, by not giving him attention, making him retardedly popular and give him a spotlight while also making fun of him like retarded Chads loved to with you in middle school.

I'm not saying he would have been a functional autist, but for sure he wouldn't have gone through the spiral of chaos he went through.

>>34121977
They do. Sonic just gets more attention because it's funny.

The real question is why is it so funny?

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In the end, genetics claim us all.

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I want to see a version of Disney's The Kid where yung-criss is confronted with his adult self.

>>34121487
Total opposite. They heard he was autistic and they refused to treat him as if he had any issues at all. They neglected to take any measures to prevent his tendencies from escalating and did nothing but enable him by ignoring his condition.

At least, that's how his mom handled it. His dad gave it a little more cursory effort, but it wasn't enough.

>>34121910
If you're afraid of that it's already a good sign.

>>34122108
Also the fact that he was basically left to his own devices. He was a neet in his mid-twenties, he literally left his room a couple of times a week at most. His only contact with the outside world was through the internet.

If his parents had cut off the internet and forced him into some sort of program to socialise with real people he would have been alot better off.

>>34121910
By being self aware and being capable of identifying what not to be.

Like >>34122176 says, you're off to a good start.

>>34121910
By falling flat on your face and learning from it.
By looking at other aspies and learning what not to do.
By constantly pushing to improve yourself in every way.

https://youtu.be/DxAhBoYfWy4

>lost, like tears in the rain

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>>34121375
aspie here

the problem with chris is not just one problem but several problems compounded.

untreated autism, shit parents who did nothing but coddle and enable his bad habits, lack of any real emotional ties, and his internet shenanigans.

chris is what happens when you allow a neet to fester and evolve. he's far beyond the point of no return but if he had the help he need earlier and his parents put in the time to help him cope he would probably be a relatively normal person today.

He was doomed from the very beginning. His parents were apathetic enablers who refused to get him treated and actually moved because the school he originally went to wanted to put him in tard classes. The fact that they never discouraged his autism and delusions of grandeur sealed his fate of being a delusional, egotistical manbaby.

>>34121562

He's doing this whole tranny thing because he's insane and lonely. He's always had a lot of effeminate tendencies and is probably actually gay (or at least bi) and went tranny to reconcile those feelings with his belief that he doesn't want cocks up his ass all the time.

He'll, he used to fap daily to posters of Britney Spears and Sailor Moon to keep intrusive gay thoughts away. That should speak volumes.

someone post the pic you know which one

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Why Chris?

>>34121503
Oh its a sad tale,full of fuck and craziness,its a fucking rabbit hole to go down.

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>>34122720
true and honest taint

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>yfw it's been 10 years since Chris was first discovered

>>34122333
considered those digis checked my guy

kek requests you listen to this guy^^
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>>34122876
The first time i saw this i threw up all over my keyboard,and i saw his duck pics and the seamen video back in the day,also the video of him fucking his blow up doll.

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Duck goes in virginia

>>34122348
>he's far beyond the point of no return but if he had the help he need earlier and his parents put in the time to help him cope he would probably be a relatively normal person today.

Defeatism is truly sickening

>>34123004
which one of the videos?
There's two different ones.

>>34121562

I'd bet money that some troll tricked him and convinced him that he was a tranny.

>>34122108
>>34122209

This. It was a combined effort by his Dad and his Mom though.

I've read a lot of the CWCki. I actually started watching Chris' shenanigans in like 2010 (before he was a tranny... man I miss the old Chris, the goofy perverted retard in the clown shirts who was always screaming and calling people homos and jews in his youtube vids was WAY funnier than this new Silence of the Lambs tranny Chris).

The school that he was in tried to put him in special ed or send him to some kind of special school, but his parents wouldn't have it. They insisted that he was "mainstreamed" and put in regular classes. His dad actually moved and rented an apartment in a different area so that Chris could go to regular school.

>>34122876
h-he...cut off the dick?

>>34121375

He looks like a low IQ dopey spaz. And he grew up to be a low IQ dopey spaz.

WIth proper therapy he could have been more focused and more functional insociety. But he's pretty much screwed for life.

>>34121375
Even in this pic he has that retarded autist gaze.

>>34123072
You say that because of the mouth breathing, thousand yards stare and almost nonexistent bone facial structure?

>>34123072
Do we know Chris's IQ? I think it would be around 100 actually.

>>34123054
no. he had his taint pierced, but it got infected due to his awful hygiene. the piercing migrated out of his body due to the infection, which left him with the unclit.

>>34121544
>>34121895
>Fast, singular, blue spinning, aesthetic ball
Plus Sonic and Shadow have the "too kool 4 skool" attitude that seems to attract edgelord aspies.

>>34123105
Definitely not. Most likely in the 80-90s range.

>>34123027
The one of him fucking the anime one,not officer nasty.

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>>34122108
>parents think I have autism or depression
>ignore it
fuck man
luckily I didn't become Chris Chan

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>MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT
>WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO
>I JUST FUCKING HATE THESE BLUE ARMS AND THE TROLLS FEASTING ON SONIC'S CARCASS
>MY WHOLE LIFE IS JUST COLD, BITTER AUTISM AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE FOR SONIC
>THIS IS THE TIME OF VENGEANCE AND NO GAMESTOP EMPLOYEE IS WORTH SAVING
>I WILL PUT IN THE GRAVE AS MANY AS I CAN
>IT IS TIME FOR ME TO KILL AND IT IS TIME FOR ME TO DIE
>MY GENOCIDE CRUSADE BEGINS HERE
original

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>>34123008
Didn't he actually trace over his dick to make this picture? kek

>>34123148
He did a cake farts video too,i can't find it anywhere though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_KAd19UGs0
This was a hopeless case from the start.

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>>34123013
*coughs*
>>34123008
>>34122876
>>34122817
>>34122064
>>34121627
>>34123111
>>34123177
if you want to try and fix this be my guest

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>>34123227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fof0BM28TUY

I like this one because he's unaware of picking up on satire

>>34123275
That's some Alfred Ashford shit going on in that picture,Chris became his sister from his comics.

>>34122333

CHECK THEM.

Originality.

Did anyone ever watch that Dstecks youtuber guy? He did a bunch of Chris Chan videos where he would analyze his comics and at the end of the series donated all the money from his patreon to Chris cause he felt bad. Apparently the money's supposed to fund the recreation of Sonic Chu

>>34123335
>Alfred Ashford Chris Chan
I need fan art of this now.

>>34121375
His mom is literal white trash and his dad was apathetic

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>>34123275
He just uploaded this one minutes ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycmadNGxnU

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>>34123398
I remember that. As far as I know the guy donated $1000 to Chris on the condition that Chris brings back sonichu comics. Its been like almost 2 years and Chris has drawn only 4 pages or so.

>>34121375

Autism plus an over coddling mother only ends badly anon.

When Bob the authority figure died it was only going snow ball into what you see today.

>>34123096
>You say that because of the mouth breathing, thousand yards stare and almost nonexistent bone facial structure?

He LOOKS like a "Special Needs kid". Just something about his face. i wouldn't be trained enough to tell you what he has, but he has that odd face spazzy retard kids have.

>>34122016
I took an MDMA 'bomb' once (a buttload of MDMA wrapped in a cigarette paper), alongside some hardened drug-takers. It must have been pretty pure because even the others were knocked for six.

Anyway, I basically went from moody anti-social fuck who was bringing everyone else down, to spending the evening lying in a hammock, making out/cuddling and talking about the future with a cute girl.

10/10, would definitely recommend.

>>34123450
She's my waifu Chris had some taste before he slowly realized it could never happen

>>34123450
Yeah, it was something to do with, if he donated he couldn't ethically review the new ones, along with clearing his conscience at the same time. After reviewing Chris for so long you'd think he'd realize the comic will more than likely never be done

>>34122333
100% agree, from experience you'll never get better unless you push yourself every time.

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>>34123525
Apparently she sells little felt animals online now

https://www.etsy.com/people/OutOfTheWildFelts

>>34123556
Those are pretty cute desu

>>34123556

What does she have to do with Alex Jones?

>>34123556
I really really want to put my penis in her I think I'm going to try and contact her or do something I need this to happen.

>>34123600
Nothing, its not really related but look whos tweet is screencapped in the pic

>>34123525
Funfact:Chris Chan used to buy her Nazi memorabilia on Ebay.

>>34123621
Wait what she's a Nazi holy fuck this is making me so hard

>>34123649
>>34123635
Meant 4 u friendo

>>34123649
Yeah she had a thing for guys in nazi uniforms

>>34123669
Fuck BRB going to buy a Nazi uniform and take pictures of my giant dong and attempt to get Megan's contact info

>>34123683
God's speed Anon,God's speed....

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>>34123450
I've always found Megan incredibly attractive.
I want her.

>>34123708
Fuck off faggot my girl BACK OFF OKAY BUD!

>>34121977
Those franchises have a steady supply good games to back them up and keep people interested. Rayman is kind of a dinosaur and even it had Legends. Sonic has barely had a single playable game since the turn of the millennium, and a lot of the 2d ones weren't even that great. You don't go to bat for Sonic unless you don't have much else to live for.
Also, keep in mind how Sonic positioned itself in the market back in the day. It was for the kids who fancied themselves as too mature for Nintendo but weren't allowed to play anything with guns or blood. If Sonic was "your life" at any point you were probably a terminally unpopular shut-in with overprotective parents, which is to manchildren what a sterile jug filled with grape juice and yeast is to wine.

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>>34123621
>or do something

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>>34123708
Heres a lewd pic of Megan just for you

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>>34121503
GET OUT, NOW. LEAVE THIS PLACE. SAVE YOURSELF.

>>34123013
>Defeatism is truly sickening

>>34122876
>>34123111

Nevermind. There are some things worthy of a white flag.

>>34123180
Can someone explain this meme to me? During the stone age?

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>>34124203
It's from a panel of sonicu. It only makes sense to Chris (or possibly not even Chris)

>>34121375
>could we have prevented it

Isn't he at least a decade older than most people on this board?

>>34124068
>You can see this on google images when you google her name
Fug

>>34123013
Mate, people have tried to help him when he was discovered. There have been so many second chances, so many opportunities, so much advice that he could have taken to stop the trolling and his life and he took none of it. Chris' greatest sin is his unparalleled, reality-bending egotism. He will never change because he will never want to change, he has and never will identify a single thing in his life as profoundly wrong or even his own fault, much less seek to improve himself. In the end when he sinks into the abyss to die, he will flounder about looking for a free helping hand. He will go to the grave thinking anything bad in his life was outside of his hands, and that he was a virtuous and clear soul.

There are some things beyond anyone's power.

>>34121375
hes still the same on the inside.

>>34121664
You're not wrong, but Chris transcends anything political. There's systems in place to help people like him. They're not great to say the least, but then his autism isn't actually that bad. Keep in mind, his parents moved solely to keep the school district from giving their child the help he desperately needed. Even as an adult, he could use his NEETbux to see a specialist. Sure, he was more likely to come out of rural Virginia than most places, but ultimately he's a product of his parents' coddling and his refusal to rise above it.

>>34122344
>shitty Michael Nyman music plays

blegh

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https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s

got an original hour to kill?

>>34124068
I don't want lewds.
Megan is pure.

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>>34124896
>tfw just watched it

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>>34121375

He looks horrified by his own existence honestly. Poor soul was doomed from the start.

>>34124203
>>34124293

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Random-access_humor

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Are we really having a fucking "what went wrong with Chris" thread in two thousand and fucking seventeen?

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>>34125147
Chris is timeless friend

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>>34125147
How many years has it been?

>>34125147
We are, and they'll keep happening until his story is finished. Maybe not even then.

>>34125302
Ten years, give or take a couple.

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>>34125302
Ten years since Chris was discovered

>>34125302

The internet discovered him about ten years ago now. He didn't become a wide reaching phenomenon until about a year later.

>>34125320

Barb will be dead before the end of the year, and that will be the end of the story. Chris will either kill himself or be institutionalized, despite what the weens at the Farms say.

>>34125320
>>34125329
Damn, what a ride. Weird thing is I live ~30-40 mins away from him according to Google

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>>34125341
>>34125362

Here is his first youtube video. Feb 07, time flies huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw9IybMbsI8&feature=youtu.be

>>34125357
A person with as much conviction in his status as the single most important person in his universe as Chris will never kill himself. He'll go into the madhouse kicking and screaming about the jerkops.

>>34125357
Chris will never kill himself, he thinks he is perfect.

He will however be another crazy homeless person who approaches them and starts rambling about sonichu and Mary Lee Walsh.

>the emily date with the pickle suited man
fucking had me in stitches
curious who she is though, sounded hot

Best saga? Miyamoto is mine personally although anything with Tito is great as well

>find two senior citizens and make them have a child
>wait until he is 18
>lock him in his room with nothing but toys and a credit card
>wait 7 years
>open the door and release him into the world

>>34125444
I like when he thought he was in a online relationship with the girl from high school musical. It's just so bizarre.

>>34125444
Liquid Chris saga is my favorite, Miyamoto would be my second favorite.

>>34125539
Pre-Internet college chris is best chris.

>>34123177
Kek

>>34121375

Chris got abused by a babysitter. So bad that for a while he refused to talk at all. That is where the first stone of his rampant autism was laid.

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>>34125147
>>34125194

He's a reminder to us all that as bad as some of us may have fucked up in life, we didn't fuck up as bad as Chris Chan.

>>34125357
He wouldn't kill himself, likely he will still get neetbux, forced to move out, throw a fit about how he should legally live there because he's lived there his whole life, doesn't know how courts work so asks online to petition him living there. Nothing comes of it, he either moves in with a ween who tries to exploit him for stories or gets arrested when he misses out on rent or illegally trespasses his old house or something

>>34125485
This is pretty much what happened. I bet there are psychologists who could do years of research on Chris and his life.

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>>34125357

I'm betting on Chris joining ISIS following Snorlax's death. The Chris Chan saga will end with him suicide bombing a Gamestop on Black Friday.

>>34125357

he'll try to figure out which of those dang dirty jerks at the kiwi farms murdered his mom

>>34125400

Scary part is, this could have been the outcome for some of us here.

I was convinced chris was going to die a few years ago during the sonic boom protests at a gamestop shooting.

Surprised he has lived this long.

Chris 3 years before he was found on the internet. He's so timid and innocent. Hard to believe that he would get into all that shit later on in his life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6azwhe8xhVI

>>34125746

He's dodged prison
He's dodged mold from hoarding
He's dodged having an open cavity in between his legs
He dodged a house fire
He's even dodged catching whatever his hooker has

God has plans for Chris, and it is not our place to know

>>34125746

With his mental disorder, criminal record and past behavior I'm pretty sure no one would sell him a gun.

Also gun are expensive his monthly tug boat is too low, I'm sure he would rather spend it on lego kits and nasty hair dye.

>>34125832
I'm sure a few of Bob's old rifles are somewhere to be found.

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>>34121375

Chris Chan has become the real life Truman Show.

He has a wiki that chronicles his entire life. It's kind of creepy if you think about how much time was spent cataloging this creature.

I mean how many people do you know who's lives are as well recorded as chris chan?

>>34125746
Considering how long Bob and Barb lived it's likely Chris will live a long life too, a 45-50 year old Chris-Chan is far more likely than him dying over stuff he's proven he can survive. I wonder if he'll still be talked about and documented when he's 50

Listening to Bob talk about his life while Chris was on his date just makes me angrier at Chris and Barb for how he died

>>34125879

I see your point anon, but they probably went in the fire or were pawned off to pay off the debt they are still in shit for.

>>34125939
they only lived that long because of bob. the situation is deteriorating fast now that he's out of the picture. barb will be gone by the end of this year, and chris will not change. the only way he'll survive to 50 is if he gets put into a group home.

>>34125939
The fact that Chris is only overweight and not morbidly obese is actually quite impressive considering he eats fast food 3-4 times a day.

>>34126092
How the fuck has his metabolism not tanked? Isn't he taking hormones? You'd think that'd fuck it even more, but no he's still at a livable size

>>34124005
Best post itt desu

>>34126115
Bob was the same.

>>34125737
Most of us are really just like one cartoon webseries and a few sex tapes away from being Chris Chans. People who run the cwcki and those who trolled him over the years are probably more autistic than him, just in different ways.

>>34125931
Its fascinating isnt it? The best recorded man in history probably is chris chan

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>>34126237

It is actually, it's like a case study on the life time effects of autism.

>>34121910
A good first step is to stop posting anime girls pictures as reaction images. In fact, deleting everything related to childishness in your pc, from anime to autistic games (or every game for that matter) is a great way to start.
Don't be like Chris. Don't be a manchild. Grow up before it's too late.

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Thank you for making me realize it's CWC in this pic, it almost makes it funnier

>>34125737
I think it's a different kind of autism that makes CWCs than what most people here have. Chris has zero self-awareness whatsoever, where as most posters on /r9k/ seem to have crippling self-awareness.

>>34126861

I think it has more to do with the fact the internet at least as we know it was still kind of in its infancy. Mix that with an over coddling mother and doctors that still didn't understand what autism was and you get this.

>>34126814
>roflbot

>>34126995

>the internet at least as we know it was still kind of in its infancy

>2007

You say that only because you were like 8 or 9 years old and in your own infancy during that time.

>>34126995
>I think it has more to do with the fact the internet at least as we know it was still kind of in its infancy
Even 4chan was popular in 2007 you fucking child.
Stop making me feel old.

>>34127453

Chris chan goes further back then 2007. His videos start there, but not his problems you dolt.

>>34125400
I broke up with my last girlfriend in Feb 2007. Fudge, my entire journey of loneliness has coincided with Chris's descent into madness.

>>34121375
>what went wrong?

His parents were both far too old to be having children, and Chris was born with nuclear autism.

I would pay a post op tranny to fug chris then reveal to him that he stuck his duck not in an actual vagina, but an open wound, and now hes gay as he fucked a guy haha xD

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>>34125746
>sonic boom protests
Reminder despite his "boycott" Chris bought Sonic Boom. Twice.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2015-jan-12-nintendo-employee-details-chriss-recent-video-game-purchases.7050/

>>34127505
>>34127453

>not knowing sonichu site first started in 2000
>not remembering the dot com boom was between 1999 and 2001

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>>34125485

This is sort of like me but I don't have the tism and just developed schizophrenia in my early 20s and am an alcoholic. I basically grew up on the Internet.


>drop out of school at 13
>locked in room for 7 years with nothing but a PC, Vidya & Internet
>become schizo and get neetbux and pay parents rent so they dont kick me out
>been another 7 years of me locked in my room drinking everyday waiting to die

>>34125931
>>34126237
I see the CWCki as more of a strange postmodern art piece than anything else

>>34127942

I keep getting bitchy about my life but I also keep forgetting the alternative

godspeed anon, I got out of the NEET life and I'm not looking back, may you stay sane and have good anime seasons to come

>>34127519
Yeah I know, he was born autistic.

That doesn't have anything to do with "the internet being in its infancy in 2007".


I discovered 4chan then and I'm a newfag.

>>34127697
I remember pets.com and back when Newgrounds was still a controversial up-and-coming website ran by just one guy

>>34126092
>perfectly good genetics allowing someone to eat garbage and remain a functional weight were wasted on fucking Chris of all people
There is no justice.

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>>34128267
>According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other food group.

>>34128739
>pizza is a vegetable
I bet he considers any meal that contains lettuce or pickles a serving of vegetables.

>>34128739
No wonder he's poor, eating out every damn meal. Get a Costco membership Chris!

>>34121375
Even in that photo you can see he's got the autistic dead fish-eye thing going on.

Chris could've been a relatively harmless local eccentric but for the intervention of the internet. He could never have been normal, and just being normally-socially-functional is dubious (but not outright impossible.)

>>34122108
>Tfw your parents never bothered getting you checked properly, so you got the ADHD meme diagnosis, which in turn let them pretend there was nothing wrong with you until you were 25 and still hadn't moved out or done anything of value so they got you checked for autism...
>...and it came back Aspergers (which i'm sure was abolished but whatever), meaning they get to keep up the fantasy of having a slightly eccentric normalfag child instead of someone toeing the line of retardation.
>In turn it's dawning more and more that because of being raised as "normal", it's basically impossible to now side-slip into being seen as retarded and having expectations lowered and assistance offered accordingly, because a self-awareness of this being abnormal has developed.
No level of muffling will silence my screams.

All the trolls and haters destroyed his health, I bet all of them were white loser virgins in mum's basement. Shame on you white people and shame on 4chan, !Eid Pmurt Eid

>>34122876
I would stick my tounge in there and eat her out. I'm not even joking, I'd stick my dick in there too. I find CWC incredibly attractive, I thought her penis was cute when she was in her M stage and I remember when she was transitioning into a woman and she wasn't working in Walmart and sat on a cake, I taped to that. Also her Rosechu and other r34 is pretty good. I also tapped to Megan and sailor megtune I love her she's cute. I think Christine is beautiful and lovely. I wear my mum's panties when I masturbate and I slept in the same bed with her up until I was 15/16 years old.

>>34123450
I wanna fuck this bitch!!!!!!

>>34125795
>open cavity

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT IS THE STORY BEHIND THIS? IS IT THIS PIC?

>>34122876

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>>34126237
>college students in the year 2300 will be forced to write analyses of sonichu comics as part of american social history

>>34129413
he had a taint piercing and it got infected

>>34121460
Is it autism or something worse? I don't know much about autism, but doesn't it just make you kinda weird? My nigga Chris is on a whole 'nother level.

>>34125561
No one has ANY INFO on the baby sitter?

>>34125784
It's all because of trolls

>>34121375
His parents failed him

>>34127942
Your life sounds comfy

>>34123004

JUUUULAAAY! goddamn, tfw I realize I'm just a few notches above him on the functional autism ladder.

Unalterably incompetent parents with an autistic child. Chris was doomed from the start.

>>34123013
You don't know how many people have attempted to fix this with your attitude and come out completely disillusioned
I don't even know if professional, full-on top-tier psychiatric healthcare could help him now

>>34129702
I think the only way to help chris is shutting down all of his enablers and him either doing something or becoming homeless thats really the only thing that would actually help him

>>34129764
or you know get chris a job so he can actually talk with people.

hes a fucking reclusive welfare leech no wonder he went off the rails.

>>34129798
he had a job at Wendy's and he blew it, he's not cut out for this world

>>34129798
>>34129820
How could he even get a job with a reputation like this? I think people out of jail would have an easier time finding a job than chris does

>>34129850
employers don't really google you unless they have to

>>34129820
>>34129850
so you're saying chris is incapable of working?

i highly doubt it.

>>34129872
Well i think if he has no other way other than doing a job then yes i think he might change...but we only find out once his mom dies and he is all on his own

lmao even Chris' resume is documented
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris's_resume

>>34129872
to quote Matthew Devoria in his call with Chris:
"You got fired from Wendy's, most people quit because it sucks. You got FIRED. You weren't GOOD ENOUGH for Wendy's."

>>34129906
how do you know thats what the manager said?

>>34129930
that wasn't his manager

>>34129930
That was not what the manager said thats just a quote from someone who was trolling chris over the phone

However its documented that chris was fired for multiple reasons one of them being that he scared a small child with his donald duck impression

>>34129906
That call is fucking awesome. The dad BTFOs Chris from two hours. The 9/11 part and the heavy dog house and the working in a garden is hard parts are GOAT

>>34129446
Autism is a spectrum that ranges from high functioning to low functioning in various degrees. High functioning means mostly capable of functioning in society without constant monitoring and attendance, again, to varying degrees. Low functioning means requiring special care due to being incapable of functioning in any social capacity, ranging from completely incompatible senses of social conduct to being a shrieking being of unbridled, directionless emotions which often compel the sufferer to lash out physically at anything and everything including punching holes in walls, destroying furniture and punching themselves in the head.

Chris is on the high-functioning end. It's staggering to think, but he could be far, far worse.

>>34125931
Well this wouldn't have happened if CWC didn't dox himself in every video, about 90% of the information came from him, like his address, full name, house, etc

>>34130168
link plz

desu desu desu original

>>34121375
His autism caused him to go full JUST-tier and he still doesn't even realize it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-EwPk0Cx6M

>>34121503
Probably bait but have fun.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler

>>34123121
>>attract edgelord aspies
Unironically?
Aren't these the ones who have the weird, savant thing going on? They probably don't think of themselves as 2 kool 4 skool.

>>34121910
>mid 20s
>dat jpg tho

Too late, niggra.

>>34122348
Most NEETS aren't as bad as him. The problem is he is most definitely non-memeing retarded (sub-70 iq).

>>34123630
kek ohhhh chris you are at it again

>>34123600
Look at the screencap.
Literally Chris encouraging people to murder The Don'.

>>34123683
Go get her buddy do what the other aspie couldn't

>>34123053
A troll told him to "Get in touch with his feminine side."

>>34123148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifpYhCUktR4

>>34125400
TFW you share your birthday with Chris-chan

>>34131178
I posted this before but I really think is IQ is around 100 even with his 'tism, maybe 90 at least. Someone with 70 or 80 IQ is no where near that well-written.

>>34131377
>Someone with 70 or 80 IQ is no where near that well-written.
have you ever read Chris' writing? it's nonsense

>>34125444
Jimmy Hill is my favorite saga. Just the idea that a 90 year old Footballer from England would give a fuck about Sonichu and Chris had to stop him.

>>34125784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byz94fkwf6U
>>34126861
Chris Chan is an autistic narcissist like Elliot Rodger.

>>34131377
People with an IQ of 100 don't talk like this. Listen to him speak. He talks and reasons like a child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzSNdMN0otI

>>34125400

>25 birthday


SHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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>>34121375
Autistic kid + autistic game = Autism overloaded

>>34125444
Liquid Chris saga is the funniest to me

>>34125561
By "abused" he means she just locked him in his room with his toys when she was babysitting him. Made me so angry whenever he used that as an excuse for his autism.

Worst or least favorite saga? This tomboy/tranny/begging shit has gone on WAY too long.
What's the story of Emilyl and the pickleman? Never read of that one?

>>34121375
The cold winds of reality got to him

The poor lad never stood a chance

>>34132259
Das it mane

Das it

This comment is very orginal, noban pls

>>34132228
It's the tomgirl/begging shit that's the worst to me. He doesn't produce anything funny or interesting anymore, it's pretty much all what you would expect a normal person to post, just with the added knowledge that Chris is trying to fake it to fit in to his LGBT lesbian "gal pal" circles for a chance to get pussy that will never come.

Wow my thread exploded. I didn't think people cared about him so much. Anyway, I think it is fascinating. It's basically an autistic Truman show, he will probably be more famous than any of us. He has basically achieved immortality.

>>34121375
he has a negative canthal tilt.

>>34121375
Can anyone tell me the story behind this?

>>34133528
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler

Newfag

>>34133559
>not linkng ED
kys faggot

>>34133528
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Christian_Weston_Chandler

>>34129424

> Future SJW's will probably make some revisionist shit about CWC.
> depict him as some misunderstood surrealist artist, with the likes of picasso

My Keks will carry me through the centuries to witness this