/hiki/ - hikkikomori

Try 8ch, you can make that board yourself. This place is a dump, mods don't care about us.

>>34121369
I support this idea, let's make it great again etc.
I want it, it's not irony

>>34121501
thank you for the support.

Please drop by the /qa/ and leave a short appeal to Hiro saying why you would like a new board for robots.

lol there are so many triggered normies in that thread.

>>34121369
>>1) Posters cannot imply or reference themselves as women or non-virgins.
Why? What's wrong with this and this.

>>34121595
it's a board for social outcasts, not for people to come in and talk about all the sex they've had and how they're a girl who has no bf

>>34121608
This allow proves this idea of a board will just fail.

This shit has been suggested for a year. That chink faggot does not give a shit about us.

>>34121673
*alone
Not allow.

>>34121673
wow, you sure convinced me

>a board without women will collapse

do you even listen to your own thoughts or just poop it out as it comes?

>>34121369
I really like the board idea, but unfortunately it's probably not going to happen

>>34121673
aren't the most successful businesses and social groups almost all-male?

I bet you were the type of kid to hang out alone in your treehouse with a sign that said "NO WOMEN."

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>>34121369
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fucking pleb

>>34121790
>T.roastie

Leave the boys and thier memes alone toasty

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>Hikki board

>>34121790
uhhh yeah I was

what are you, fucking stupid? Why do you think I want to make a board like this?

>>34121452
yeah but the parodox of r9k is that it is a bunch of people who wants to hangout while hating people who hangout with people
ergo, they are contradictions

just look at what happens when they come into contact with any female, or trap

>>34121369
>>>Wizchan
faggot

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Hey plebs, if I made this board on 8ch and moderated it CORRECTLY would anybody use it

>>34122274
Very few people, and after a couple of months, none

Have you guys tried their version of r9k?

>>34122274
switching entire websites too big a leap for most of the robot users here in my opinion

>>34122213
holy shit, guys! We have a MODERN DAY SHERLOCK HOLMES!

Why are normies so fucking stupid? I mean genuinely pants on head retarded. Social outcasts like to group up and form social outcast communities all the time and those communities exist on the fringe of the mainstream.

There is no paradox.

>>34122298
yeah, I would have to make it an organized thing, but I could do that and probably make it succesful. But I dont know if I want to waste my time on that.

Also their r9k isnt what this guy is looking for

>>34122321
But there is. You define yourself as people unable to socialize and then proceed thinking you can that very act with yourself, or "equals".
You're dog meat, pal.

>he calls me a normie
Guess I was wrong then.

>>34122363
>but there is

holy shit you're so dumb. This is what happens when brainlets try using lateral thinking for the first time.

>>34122350
You know what? Why the fuck not. I would post there and shit.

Their hiki has already been taken, but you can claim from their site slash claim.html

>>34122385
>you wrong lel normie
Good one. Unleash all your frustration over your life on me. I'm guilty as charged.

>>34122415
I'm not really frustrated with my life. If I were to talk about myself, many would say I'm not a robot. I used to be worse off than I am now but still am connected to the dying /r9k/ community.

or you could just make /r9k/ a blue board fixing most if not all of it's problems

>>34122394
well yeah, why not.
but don't expect it to be up and running TOO soon if I decide to do it.
I first have to figure out a way to bring it to peoples attention, because I sure as fuck am not going to start shilling the board and also make up the rules, get some good moderators together, decide the name, and make it something different from other boards like it, but I think I can do that, I have done it before.
any ideas?

>>34122527
yeah, make me a moderator (^:

>>34122450
no kid, you wont be able to browse r9k at school get over it

>>34122551
that could very well happen.
but how could I contact you?

>>34122607
I could give you a skype or whatever preferred method of contact you like.

>>34122614
steam would be preferred

>>34122435
>he still called me a normie
Good one. Unleash all your guilt over being dishonest to your peers. I'm guilty as charged.

>>34122644
add me on discord. I don't use steam anymore

Top Fig#6387

>>34122527
Yeah, and I gave you one already. There is already a hiki board which you can claim, and one important thing to set boards apart is to get a really nice design. To keep in mind, the chan is broken. Sort of permanent too.
But, works for now.

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>>34122274
whats the board on 8ch called?

>>34121369
will never happen because rule 1 is sexist.

>but this is 4chan. fuck sexism

this website hasn't and never will be an obscure website. think about it.

OP we need balance we need the normies here so they know what is going to happen to them for being degenerate hail KEK

>>34122776
>will never happen because rule 1 is sexist.

Lol this fucking guy

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There many imageboards on the internet tailor made for people like you and by you I mean us, which are free from the single fact that our board is visible on the board of boards, far away from the reach of normies from soc, r9k, adv, lgbt, etc..

>>34122860
Why aren't you praising him you ltitle bitch praise kek!!!

>>34121369
>1) Posters cannot imply or reference themselves as women or non-virgins.
>4) LGBT thread topics should go on /lgbt/
Even if the janitor had some balls and enforced only these two rules, this board would lose half of its drivel overnight. All we need is a janitor that actually agrees w/ our standards.

Then again, we could just go to websites/chans/boards that aren't full of normies, chads, and those insufferable trap degenerates. A place where lolicons reign supreme like in the old days, and not faggots in denial.

>>34122915
out of reach for normies=dead board

>>34122967
then these threads should be called /exodus/ instead

>>34121369
consider finding the wizardy one

We have made a discord for discussion and promotion of the new board

https://discord.gg/tvKdA

Please join. Same rules apply!

(girls can join, but don't reference your gender, etc.)

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>>34123045
Whoa! It's actually still alive.

>>34123092
rules 1, 2, and 3 are north korean tier

Anyone interested in promoting the /hiki/ board, join the discord!

https://discord.gg/tvKdA

>>34123092
>tfw not a virgin.
>tfw have been posting on wiz since it was created.

The enemy is among you.

For real though, it's a sad place for sad sacks of shit but they do take my advice a bit. A lot of them are thirsty normies in disguise. I feel like a lot of them would become smug fucks if they got even a lick of puss puss.

>>34121608
No it's not, the sticky does not say such things. You just happen to be here. All chads are having a party and they stuck you in the broom-closet (again). Occasionally one will look inside and make fun of you. This place isn't special it's where you are for the amusement of normies.

>>34123194
I was referencing the hypothetical /hiki/ board

>>34123107
Just gonna bump again for the discord server!

If this board gets made and Hiro allows it, this would be where moderators come from

or if we have to make a 4*2chan board, same thing.

>>34121369
Why not go to wizardchan if people being happy bothers you this much

>>34123357
its too oppressive

>>34123357
my ideal board here would be something that caters to cyborgs, failed normies, robots, neets, etc. without targeting one specific group.

Wizard chan is more specific, this would be a general board.

>>34123367
You're describing a pretty oppressive board though

would you guys want a blue board if /hiki/ was made? We're talking about it in the discord.

Please respond

>>34121369
why do i have to be a virgin to be /hiki/
just because i have had sex once in the past,
doesnt make me more sociable or less autistic.
a robot stays a robot forever, its not a thing sex
can magically change. im well over 30 have no friends, never had a job, no real education, never go outside, nothing
but the hobbies your typical otaku has. its not like a robot is going to boast about sex, no robot will boast about his shitty experience. robots dont have great sex, never will, so they usually shut up about it anyway. if asked about it they will tell you straight up its shit and not worth it, so they are actually helping wizards and soon-to-be-wizards in understanding its totally okay to miss out because robots wont ever have a fulfilling sex life, theres no escape. the rule should be: not talking about personal sex experiences unless contributing to the discussion, the fewer details, the better. i think robots like me can actually give some insight as to why MGTOW is important for social outcasts, because women otherwise will destroy an unprotected robot. women are social creatures that will drag any robot out of their comfort zone and hurt them in a way that could lead to suicide. robots should never take advice from normies concerning women, but if robots with experience have to keep their mouth shut, virgins will turn to them for advice. i am absolutely certain that a chad will give the best advice as they expose most women for what they truly are, but there are no real chads on 4chan, only pretenders, so thats no option. so yeah, i think that shutting out non-virgins categorically is a mistake, thats my opinion.

>>34123459
you don't have to be a virgin to browse

just don't mention having had sex. I know exceptions exist like escorts and such, but it makes the rule easier to enforce and we'd see more posts bragging about sexual conquests than people like yourself.

>>34123451
definitely blue, no question about it

>>34123459
Doesn't matter, if you had sex once without paying for it you're not a robot, you felt desired by another person. I don't even know why people want to be considered a robot, it's not something to be proud of.

>>34123486
if the community is willing to make people understand that bragging is looked down upon that will be more effective then any rule ever would. i regulary browse /g/ and it isnt the rules that are keeping the shitposters at bay, but the actual community by simply ignoring unwanted elements.

>>34123459
I agree my man.
Care to tell us the story of how you got sex?

>>34123645
it's a nice thought. You should join the discord. We're talking about the rules and their specifics now.

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>>34122967
>we could just go
They'll always find everything. It's terrifying.

>>34123569
well some people on this board have mentioned the word "cyborg" for people like that. fits pretty well even. but i doubt most people on r9k are cyborgs and even less robots these days, its just slightly depressed normies shitting up the board so they can feel better, thats why i support a new board for true social outcasts that doesnt explicitely revolve around a single hobby.

Honestly, the rule about banning women and non-virgins is essential. Women destroy every online community they join and most of us robots don't give a shit if you didn't have sex in 3 days.

Don't fall for the wageslave meme if you're a hikki. It won't let you master your fears and get a functioning social life or any of that, you will just be alone like always except even more miserable because you have to slave away for normies.

>>34123459
I am the same.

I'm a 12 year recluse with autism, but I met another robot, a female, from this board who also had aspergers and was a recluse and we had sex.

I have never worked, a drop out, never leave the house, have no friends and so on but had that happen.

I believe people who would excluse and divide recluses and hikkis based on the state of their virginity are more akin to jealous, lust driven people in disguise who haven't had sex yet.

I think that women are very simple and so is sex but everything in life is too hard for me. I don't understand how people can manage school or work or going out each day. I can't even handle sunlight or most noise, but it is easy and simple to touch another human being and be nice to just another person I suppose.

Oh well, I don't expect anything less of modern r9k.

>>34123648
vodka, lots of it. the end. the girl was one of those that hang out with cindy in hopes to get a chad but never score, so in order to feel wanted they occasionaly go for lower hanging fruit i guess. i stopped drinking because of this actually. you feel really shit afterwards, used, unwanted, worthless. i was happier when i was still a virgin, at least i didnt betray myself back then for some cheap kicks.

>>34123743
why make a rule about it then. if people dont get (you)s they will leave. i advocate to keep the cyborgs. people like me can still be of value sometimes.

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>>34121369
This site is eternally overdue for a fucking /fur/ board. Why the fuck have they never made one? Oh sure, they'll make a /mlp/ board, a /lgbt/ board, a slew of fucking anime boards, a slew of fucking porn boards, a board for fucking TRANSPORTATION, but not one for a huge gigantic sub community.

I swear, there's been a huge fucking hole in this site since inception. And I guess it's because moot really, really didn't like furries? Well, if this site's going to give a big ass middle finger to us, then I give one right back at you. I'm starting to get more laughs at U-18ch*n than here. Fuck all you niggers who cater to every single sub-group under the sun (including gore fans) expect one.

>>34123941
it's simple

furries aren't people

>>34123908
They will get (you)s, women and relationships are not the only things to talk about. If robots want normie advice they should go to /adv/, leddit, etc.

>>34123788
i feel the same. i cant function as a normal human being and i am sure i never will. i dont think having had sex changed me much. if anything it made me understand even more that i dont need it. i would probably be a wageslave now trying to make enough money to afford a materialistic girlfriend which treats me like shit and thinking it was worth it. the sex experience probably helped, because nobody ever told me that all women suck so much in real life, since i had some kind of ideal that came from watching too much tv and hoped to get one of those perfect waifus that dont exist in 3d.

>>34123659
i cant i would be shitting my pants even if its only life chat, sorry.

>>34124062
it's text chat, my dude

>>34121369
Dude. Serioulsy go to wizchan.

>>34121369
You can count me in.

>>34124038
my original point was that robots should never take advice from normies, thats what i learned from experience. chads can provide useful advice because they really know how women work, but a robot will never come into contact with a chad unfortunately, not on 4chan anyway.

>>34124118
join the discord, my guy or girl

>>34123941
i dont have anything against furries, but i am not sure robots and furries are the same thing. i dont really understand what it means to be a furry or what motivates them. also i think they are more social then the typical robot.

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we /hiki/ now

>>34123679
This is a really good comic. I wonder who made it.

>>34124161
Thanks. I wasn't suggesting robots are furries, (although of course some are). I just posted that here because this board is the only place I hang out, where there is intelligent conversation (at least, theoretically) and the board doesn't move too fast.

I consider myself a furry because I like the art, both porn and otherwise. But I personally would never wear a fursuit, or even want to be around those who do. There are all different sorts of people who for some reason like anthros. Anyway, I wouldn't want the board to be exclusively furry; I'd want people to be able to talk about anything, post anything. I just think it would be a way to get away from the people who don't like furries, sometimes vehemently so, because I don't really understand those people. (That would be the only rule of the board- no disrupting threads with spiderman and stuff... as funny as it is).

I know I should post on /qa/ or something, but why bother, I doubt it would do anything.

>>34124656
So you're like that last grey wolf streamer?

You should simply not be able to reference your gender at all. Singling out women makes it sound like a no-girls-allowed club which is not likely to happen. Come up with better rules to prevent the kind of posting you don't want to see imo

>>34124773
that would be impossible to implement, especially with feels posting

https://hikkichan.com/ this is for you
is it qute dead

>>34124698
Sorry bro, I have no clue who/what that is...

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What about wizard chan? Is it any good?

>>34124965
It's too strict for most of us. I browse there occasionally, but rarely post anything.

>>34121369
Reform now, don't care why, dont care how, you'll say wow when these faggots go kapow. Kek wills if dubs.

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>>34121369
Support dat opinion
Make a Board more cleaner
More useful
More feelful

I'm literally a non virgin female currently laying beside my sleeping husband in our apartment giggling to myself while reading this pathetic thread. Please keep it coming

Just make a hiki general; they're not going to make another board with about 20 posters. Go to that other chan

Rolling for dubs m8

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WRONG QUOTE
>4) LGBT thread topics should go on /lgbt/

>>>/lgbt/7572100

YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN THEY BRIBED 3-ANGLED-BLUE BACK OUT OF RETIREMENT AND VORE COMMISSIONS TO DO THE OP IMAGE PROPAGANDA

ACTUALLY THAT MAY JUST BE A SHOP, NVM

>>34127125
dude I wish I was 4chan staff and was pushing this

I tried pushing this half a year ago (or maybe longer) but didn't try hard enough.

>>34127740
bullshit you liar

>>34127812
check the /qa/ archive with my trip.

I think my name was 'OP' though.

Roughly the same rules.

>>34127823
get yourself K-lined or however you get banned from slack and maybe I'll believe you

>>34127870
What do those words mean