On my way to Lowe's to get some rope. Stupid question, but

>>34118990

Okay, I guess you're either retarded or a nu-male that has never stepped foot in a home improvement store.

If you're doing a tiny project, you should be measuring beforehand and getting the answer yourself.

If you're doing a major project that will need a lot of rope in a lot of places, you buy more than you'll need and take advantage of the fact that most home improvement stores offer partial refunds on unused portions of their supplies.

>>34119048
>Okay, I guess you're either retarded or a nu-male that has never stepped foot in a home improvement store.
Rude.

>>34119139

Fine, you're right. He could also be a hikikomori that has to venture out to buy supports for his trash den.

>>34118990
Medium length should be fine.

If you in to just buy rope they're trained to ask you questions to hint out whether you're suicidal or not. If they think so you won't be allowed to purchase it. Order some on amazon or something instead

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Typically 4-6 feet is sufficient, just enough length to tie each end of the noose with a little slack left over.

>>34119258
This is ridiculously to bypass even if it's true, but the little bit of conscience I have left prevents me from explaining.

>>34119268
Good advice. Will keep that in mind.

>>34119048
Good post

IFDSASASASASASA

>>34119326
Samefag.

IFDSASASASASASA

http://www.animatedknots.com/indexscouting.php#ScrollPoint

what badge are you going for, scout?

>>34118990
Yeah, ask the person behind the counter if they have the special
>attentionwhore
lenght.

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Alright, fags. What rope should I get?

>>34119420
I'm not paying for you.

Original.

>>34119048
He's talking about a noose.

>>34119435
I'd want to kill myself too with camera work that shoddy

>>34119435
that blue and white one looks pretty

there's also an easier way
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide

>>34119476
It was the only way I could get the picture below 2 MB.

>>34119452
Yeah beeerned me soooo sick brah, for real.
Except for the detail where i never attention whored about DEFINITELY GUIZE, going to kill myself.

>>34119459

I don't see how that invalidates my post.

>>34119497
You must be in the wrong thread, friend. Oh, wait. You're just an attention whore.

>>34119519
>said the little bitch who desperately cries for attention by making shit thread about suicide
And das it, no more YOUs from me

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Is this the best option? I don't know the differences of ropes.

it can't hurt to buy a bunch

ain't like you're gonna need the money

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>>34119539
Want to point to the post that indicates suicide? You can't? Oh, right. You were just in it for the (You)'s.

You'd be better off just gaining access to the roof and jumping you fucking pathetic faggot

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>>34119594
WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT YOU PIECE OF POOP WHOREMONGERING BRAINLET?!

>>34119569
>>34118990
Here. Or are you literal retard?
>what lenght should i aim for
>doesnt specify the purpose for the rope
>literally everybody who has been to r9k even once immidiately knows exactly what you are
>implying

Good try at insulting me anyway, better luck next time attention whore.

>>34119616
You wanna know how I know you're attentionwhoring?

>>34119539

>>34119548
Definitely get the natural hemp rope, holds a knot better

>>34119641
How well does it hold weight? That's my big concern.

>>34119660
Ask them for at least 400lbs test rope

Get the yellow shit. It feels rough but once tied it's actually more comfy.

>>34119636
>You wanna know how I know you're attentionwhoring?
I dont, i already know
>>34118990
>>34119325
>>34119435
>>34119452
>>34119491
>>34119519
>>34119548
>>34119636
>>34119660

>>34119660

How much do you weigh? You'd have to be a fucking whale to have concerns for anything 0.3 inches and up. I'm assuming this is a dead hang instead of a drop because it's obvious you havent put even 5 seconds of thought into this.

>>34119757
Nigga should just do the belt around the door knob or in a car thru the sunroof

>>34119048
>Being this new

we lad

>>34119435
Go out jamaican style. Get the green and yellow one on the right.

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They were out of hemp so I got the yellow stuff.

>>34119798

If he's not a landwhale, a noose is a small project. If he's a landwhale, he'll need to rig up a series of harnesses to get his form off the ground, and that's pretty clearly a big project.

Are you retarded?

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Best way to kill yourself is by getting a foldable chair, placing it on a train track, taking a seat, and waiting.

It is an "easy" way to kill yourself that has a near-guaranteed lethality rate. Only chance of it failing is if the train is going at sub-60mph, which doesn't ever happen anyway.

A shotgun to the head is the best way, but it requires you to have a gun, and to have the balls to pull the trigger.

Hanging is shit. It takes too long, and too much can go wrong.

CO poisoning is shit, too. Too much preparation. Takes too long. Too much can go wrong.

>>34119931
>CO poisoning is shit, too. Too much preparation. Takes too long. Too much can go wrong.

You literally just have to light a small charcoal grill or hibachi in a room/car/tent and it has a pretty good success rate. The least painful and ballsy way to go. A true robot method.

>>34119931
>It takes too long
If you do it right, you go unconscious in seconds.

>>34119960
If the fire goes out, you're fucked.

If the room isn't sealed properly, you're fucked.

If someone spots you and saves you, you're fucked.

You are banking on a whole lot of things not going wrong. And if something does go wrong, then you have a decent chance of being a vegetable or brain-damaged.

However, get hit by a train, and you are toast. There's no "vegetative" or "brain-damaged" state from that. You're just dead.

>>34119997
If you do what right?

>>34119931
>A shotgun to the head is the best way, but it requires you to have a gun, and to have the balls to pull the trigger.

Retarded advice.

My mom had a friend that she used to go out and eat with every couple of months. That woman was secretly cheating on her husband (not even my mom knew, and they were bffs). When the husband found out, he put a shotgun in his mouth, angled it up, and fired. Most of his brain was liquefied, but he lived. He's just barely above a vegetable now: fully conscious, but incapable of any movement except raising his left arm.The doctors say he could live like this for 5 years, easily.

>>34120094
I dunno how he fucked that up. Maybe he used birdshot or something. If you use buckshot your head should explode.

>>34120141
>If you use buckshot your head should explode.

That's what I'm saying. He used buckshot, and it DID explode. I never saw him in person, but over half of his head is completely gone now. He just lived anyway.

>>34120094
Proper advice.

>>34120184
Even then he should have bled out pretty fucking quick. Where did he attempt this? In a hospital?

>>34120238

Nah, it was in his kitchen. His neighbors heard the shot and called 911 immediately.

>>34120303
That must have been a quick response. How the fuck did they keep him alive? Does he live like 5m from the hospital?

>>34120352
>>34120238

as long as your brain is intact you're going to live. there aren't really any major blood vessels to bleed out from above the throat.

if you just shoot your face off, you're unlikely to die.

>>34120352

>>34120410 was spot-on in explaining it.

He lives about 7 minutes away from the hospital, obeying traffic laws.

>>34120352
Dude, it isn't hard to fail a gunshot to the head. It's no more safe than hanging.

>>34119869
You idiot, that will be uncomfortable the minute you put it around your neck. You're more likely to pull out earlier. Imagine how easy it woul be to kill yourself with a satiny cord of luxurious velvet.

>>34120184

He missed, that's all. You want to hit the good half that does heart and lungs.

>>34119869

I feel kind of bad now. I was fucking with you when I suggested

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>>34119506
kek the most original post

>>34120602
I'm likely to pull out regardless as to how comfy it is. How much something hurts when you know you're literally about to die is irrelevant.

>>34120141
If he indeed angled it straight up like the anon said he likely just blew off most of his face and only a small chunk of brain