Requesting a female to vocarro themselves saying this >"Ew

>>34117786
ew wtf, no you fucking creep

>>34117937
>.t manlet

Reee or age pear

when you're that pathetic surely you could just try putting on the voice yourself

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>>34117786
bump

hkjgkpoeijghkjl

I would, but I'm on a phone and my computer is broken, and Vocaroo doesn't allow iPhones to upload voice. Sorry, anon. Maybe I could use another website or something, I dunno.

>>34118543
What's your number? I can record it on vocc

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bumping again

woeijgopegi

>>34118564
>implying I'd give my number to some random anon
I kek'd. Nice try.

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BUMP BUMP BUMP

originally

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original bumper cars

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>>34117786
no anon, bullying is bad

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yuNsePCiUV

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this is now a pepe thread

You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original.

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>>34118621
B-but look fembot.

I'm using a trip! I'm not like the other guys!

>>34118621
Please respond


Orognfn

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RP2CqEZAWL
sorry im sick but i tried my best

>>34118769
You sound like a qt stacey. Why are you here

>>34118769
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RP2CqEZAWL
pretty good voice acting skills actually

>>34118769
you sound black senpai

origano

>>34117786
here ya go

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/2yobj5vvclk278ex

>>34118769
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xFhH7BzShN
got sum else
http://vocaroo.com/i/s119eAEvzdsG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09w0X0RZC34

>>34118841
he said female not trap mentally ill people dont count

>annon

>>34118828
sorry am Hispanic so a little worse

>>34118769
Your voice is too good, stacy... I am super envious. I sound like a child, while you sound like a strong powerful women. Damn you and your pretty voice

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>5'9
>attractive face
>multiple gf and ONS at uni/high school

how many of you ugly lanklets can say the same?

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>>34118939
>I sound like a child
post voice

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this thread is boring now

sage

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>>34117786
I hope you like it senpai, pic not me but I thought it set the mood well

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Zv7Rfphj6

>>34118984
This is me desu
>>34118681
I wish I could have said what op wanted but I just couldn't get the words out, they were too bitter...

>>34119061
be my gf, don't be mean by turning me down

>>34119077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JEgOQW9u2Q

>>34119135
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JEgOQW9u2Q
I'm crying right now, I hope you're happy.

>>34119135
>not sexy voice being mean to me
do not want

>>34119135
Post feet roastie cunt

>>34119024
so sexy im hard

>>34118769
>>34118681
>>34119135
Say "big neet cocks are superior, chad can take a hike"

>>34118681
do it you fucking cunt
DO IT
>>34118769
moar?

>>34119223
I only did this because I'm very lonely senpai, I hope it's okay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wUOcDzrh9D

>>34119287
>very lonely
where do I send my bf application

>>34119287
Where are the feet roastie?

>>34119337
She's not single. She just hasn't drank cum for the past couple of hours so now she's depressed and '''lonely'''

>>34119367
Nowhere, because I'm not on here to be a whore and show off physical attributes, sorry senpai. Not about that sorts of stuff desu

>>34119287

beautiful feminine voice

>>34119287
.. you sound just like emmahdorable..

>>34119287
REEEEEE GET OUT I WANT THE SPICY LATINA MOMMY TO RETURN

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>>34119337
No bf applications, senpai. Not here to do that. I'd love to be friends though, desu
Just give me a way to talk to you

This thread makes me wish I had a gf :(

Fucks sake

>>34119287
fugg, QT voice

>>34119445
Who? sorry, desu

>>34118769
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RP2CqEZAWL
holy shit hot

>>34119428
>>34119492
Gosh, thank you anons! I don't think so but thank you! I didn't expect people to actually like it desu

>>34119470
>I'd love to be friends though,
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>34119287
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK ITS PERFECT

this thread made me realize that i dont have a cute or hot voice try vocarooing 8 times but i dont sound good sorry desu

>>34119527
You say desu a lot, hmm...

>>34119470
W-what's your number?

>>34119537
There is no such thing as an ugly female voice, desu. People never like their own voice, so just upload it.

>>34119287
there's a streamer that sounds exactly like this. i think it might be her. twitter.com/emmahdorable https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD0qGk--2bAEWxzJvmK14DA

>>34119582
nah. i liked my voice until this thread lol

>>34119583
No, no way. I wish. I'm not attractive like that, nor would I ever stream. I have no self confidence, sorry if you got your hopes up that I was her senpai...

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>>34119600
at least u tried

>>34119600
do it
say
"this thread made me realize that i dont have a cute or hot voice try vocarooing 8 times but i dont sound good sorry desu"

>>34117786
I wanna hear chad say this.

>>34119668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rb0WY7FF1Q

>>34119567
You can just email me desu; smegmachurch @ yahoo. com

>>34118769
jesus christ that was so hot. please let me eat your ass

>>34119741
>not cute or hot
do u have schizophrenia m8

>>34119741
Superwaifu tier voice.

You single?

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I'm black.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yuNsePCiUV

>>34119741
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rb0WY7FF1Q
fucking qt as fuck
fami

>>34119804
is being a blackfembot suffering?

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>>34119741
>>34119804

Nothing wrong. Girls voices are nice. Guy voices are horrible.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UyoosTHzil

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>all these grills with qt as fuck voices who are complaining

>>34119804
>anawn
That's sweet. You're sweet. I want to slap your big ebony ass.

>>34119600
pls say:

>I love you anon, I want to be with you for the rest of my life

>>34119786
is that a compliment? sorry i cant really understand what you mean :(
>>34119799
thank you anon youre very sweet. yes i am
>>34119831
thank you cute anon

oh gosh i dont know how to respond to compliments

>>34119741
Pls say "I miss you, hitler"

eliza fuck off cunt
gee

>>34119855
>>34119864

Stop orbiting them holy shit, they're clearly beta farming you

no bully pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eWmAfRQ0rc

>>34119836
Yes, obviously.
original p

>>34119024
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Zv7Rfphj6
i like yours the most

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I thought fembots were a meme and now there are legit females ITT what the fuck is going on

>>34119965
How do you sound so hot? This is the voice of a 11/10. How did you end up here?

>>34119741
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W0wOMA0NiqY

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>>34120007
Why the hell are any of us here?
but thank you anon

a grill pls read this out, or at least parts of it

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff..oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dearah yeslet me guesscurry for dinner?oh quite right I amaren't I?oktime for sniffsssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffffhmmm...hhhmmmmm I seeyesyes indeed as well curryhmmmthat fragrance is quite noticeableyesonion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?hmmmmm yes quiteBBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting thatthat little gust my dearyou caught me off guardyesso gentle it was thoughhmmmmlet me taste this little onejust one small sniff sniff a .ssssssnnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff and yet so strong yes the odor sniff sniff hmmm is that sniff hmmm I can almost taste it my dear yes just sniff a little whiff more if you pleasessssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff ah yes I have it now yes quite hhhhmmmm delectable my dear quite exquisite yes I dare say sniff the most pungent one yet my dear ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff yes

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>>34119024

lol, do more nigg stuff

>>34119965
So beautiful that it makes me want to kill myself

>>34120087

or this one, cmon do it

BRAAAAAP BRLRAAELAPLPELEEPEHHHHPHFFFF
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh dear...did you smell that? W-would you like to come closer?
*PFFFTFFFFFFBRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*
Oh my goodness! That surprised me! Hmm? You wanna get a little closer?, oh alright.
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPTHHHHHHH*
Oh my I...I think I made a mess, would you care...care to...to lick it up?
*PPPTTHHHHH*
How's it taste? I had had some taco bell today
Mmmm that's nice lick it all up
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPpth*
I know you got a whiff of that heheh, I'm all tapped out! Oh! What a mouth full you have! Care to share with me?
Mmmm yummy~~~

>>34119938
not orbiting lol, you contrarian faggot

>>34119965
I wish I could marry you, your voice sounds so qt and your laughter makes me upset because I can't hold you ree

>>34119938
kek beta farming.

Kind of a waste of effort over an ANONYMOUS imageboard, don't you think? Let them get their jollies off over the attention, who cares.

>>34118769

Fapping to this rn.

>>34119470
Nigga friend zoned so hard before he even knew her name

Requesting:

I wanted his virgin neet cock in my asshole, but he was too scared to just do it. *sigh*.. i guess i'll just go back to chad.

>>34120124
>OMG WHY ARE YOU SO HOT YOU WOUULD BE A GREAT GF
This is you, you are a giant orbiter

>>34120163
>P-please pay attention to me, I just want to make you happy oh god I'm so lonely ;-;

>>34120201
who are u quoting senpai

>>34120201
>>P-please pay attention to me, I just want to make you happy oh god I'm so lonely ;-;
What did he mean by this

>>34120185
desu senpaitachi im getting secondhand embarrassment just from your awful fucking posts
holy shit

>>34119470
Do you have discord? I'm not the anon you replied to but add me if you want to chat
naka#6082

>>34120201
>not worshiping a goddess like
>>34119965
>just so she can give a loser like me any time of the day

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i just realized how fucking lonely i am
>tfw no gf who comforts you with her soft voice

>>34120287
>being an embarrassment and blight upon humanity

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>>34120118
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

>>34120298
Hey Stacey you want me to say anything with my sexy Londer accent?

>>34120174
never stood a chance. Sad!

>>34118681
really cute voice 10/10
just made me remember how lonely I am

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>>34119287

You sound autistic desu

REQUEST VOCAROO FOR ALL FEMANONS:
>Little American dicks just can't compete with the Big Canadian Cock. That's why I left my American husband and became a CANADIAN COCK SERVICER. Canadian men give me a unique hormonal pleasure and satisfy my cravings, it's why I've decided to live life as CANADIAN COCK CONCUBINE.

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>>34120298
Absolutely Origami Kek

>>34120370
Not autistic, surprisingly enough. Just neurotic, senpai. Got alot of anxiety disorders.

>>34120298
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc
not into farts but ur funny pls be my gf

>>34120298
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc
lmao

>>34120375
>leafposting this hard

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i'm 5'6 where is my fembot gf

>>34120453
t. proud rider of the CCC (Canadian Cock Carousel)

Can someone post something to say that isn't autistic as fuck

>>34120460
where the FUCK did you get that picture of me?

>>34120499
This seems like a viable option >>34120375

>>34120499
>Not autistic
Maybe you shouldn't visit this board then, senpai. Also, your bitter and that's gross

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>>34120519

reddit hehahheh

>>34120317
Say something about Marisa Kirisame's pussy, pls. Or just something about Marisa Kirisame desu.

>>34120564
Then where the FUCK did they get that picture of me?

>>34120568
Who, gonna have to give me a script here Anon

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>>34119965
YOU ACTUALLY SOUND THIS AND ARE ON /r9k/ MAYBE THIS IS HOPE

>>34120669
Women are demons. It's false hope anon, she's here to laugh at the pathetic losers during the intermissions between getting fucked in every manner possible.

>>34120597
Actually then, nevermind that.
Can you say this instead please;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ySDPc9pBW9
I want to collect mp3s of people saying that desu

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>>34120298
so... they do exist... I've heard that over 50% of the population is one of these... but to hear one in real time...

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This thread made sad

t. 5'9''

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>>34120499
The Greater States of America shall claim their rightful place as the ultimate rulers of the Earth!
Upon which they shall extend their reach outwards to the stars and claim the galaxy itself for the greatest nation there ever was and ever shall be!

>>34120734
What? What exists? Grown females who think toilet humor is funny still? Socially retarded females posting on image boards? Actual losers that are female? Which part about me, senpai?

>>34119287
>>34119470
For any manlets trying to hit on this girl, stop.

This girl made fun of me in her discord for being 5'7" after I told her I had feelings for her. Same voice and everything. She is a notorious manlet hater.

Lanklets can go wild, though.

>>34120751
kek. I'm 5'7" how think I feel?

>>34120820
>after I told her I had feelings for her
Damn man, that's embarrassing.

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>>34120820
unironically beta orbiting on anonymous bhutanese water color enthusiast asylum.

>>34120841
>>34120833
I learned my lesson, alright.

>>34120820
I don't have a discord, nice try though senpai. I would never make fun of anyone but mormons.

>>34120820
Also, she's like 5'1".


Originally

>>34120821
Bad, let's band together and kill all the tall chads and the Stacy femanons who love them.

>>34120820
>>34120867
Why would you do this. It's some random anonymous girl on the internet.

>>34120821
I'm 5'5. You're not even that short. Fuck off.

Sometimes I feel as though I'm the only 5'7 person that doesn't complain about their height all the time.

>>34121008
Same taste in vidya, anime, etc. We spoke for a while and she mentioned wanting a tall, lanky bf a couple of times, but I still went for it.

Never again, desu

>>34121060
Yeah, that's not me senpai. Don't want bf at all. Also, whoever this girl was, she sounds like a cunt and sorry she was like that to you desu

>>34121117
>Don't want bf at all
>things we tell ourselves to help us sleep better at night for 500 alex

>>34118908
Be my gf or give me death

>>34121117
>don't want a bf at all
Pay attention robots, this translates to:

"I've only had disgusting manchildren hit on me, not Chad, so I've grown bitter for the time being. In reality, if a Chad were to chat me up tomorrow, I would be in bed with him within an hour."

How do I know this? I'm a femanon

>>34121214
Thanks for the brilliant insight. Really activated my almonds.

>>34121214
>Tfw no femanon gf to laugh at failed Stacies over the internet


Feels bad desu

>>34121214
That was a bitter pill to swallow but it had to be done.
Thank you for clarifying the deal, you're one of the good ones.

>>34121380
Not very. They're often pretty ineffectual as well with limited options due to generally being weaker than who they're stalking.

>>34117786
I'm late and it sounds like there's a hurricane going on.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0of0tfkJS8Q

I tried.

>>34120298
Topkek
Originiri of course

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WVw6MxVAq2

Had somebody anonymously do this.

>>34120298
Damn laughed and got a boner at the same time

>>34121588
Jesus how are you? You sound like you're a voice actor doing an 9 y/o's voice.

if anyone wants to here an anon with a shit voice say anything, please do post.

>>34119741
A S I A N
S I A N A
I A N A S
A N A S I
N A S I A

>>34121588
You sound like dubbed anime characters

>>34121697
how old* is what my original comment should have said

>>34119223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZUfVkmuStt
here u go
>>34119461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07FIL2vwn4B
>>34120087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M6ptx7u9LY
>>34120185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WLSWj2RcM1

>>34121766
I'm 20
Unfortunate I know

Can someone reeee really loudly for me please? Longer and louder the better.

>>34121588
This is a voice changer.

>>34121736
Asian? Yes
Far east Asian? Nope

>>34120298
you're definitely emmahdorable.

>>34118681
>uhh-non
disgusting

>>34121918
it's how the word is pronounced

>>34121802
You sound cute do you take requests

>>34119965
Why is a voice that beautiful on this fucking board reeeee

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>all these cute girls pretending to have ugly voices and then reveal how cute their voices really are

holy shit you all sound so damn kawaii, I'm really jealous. Now I genuinely have a bad-mediocre voice, you lying qts.

>>34121957
ah-none sounds better

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>>34121738
that (s)he does

>>34121768
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s0HMFW2RqEj3/e33bb73c36901779

This one's for u bb gurl

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>>34122197
>http://vocaroo.com/delete/s0HMFW2RqEj3/e33bb73c36901779
i deleted the message, retard
now she'll never see it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cwNBQ27OA7

Reviving this ded thread hopefully
Idk what to think about my voice

>>34122891
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cwNBQ27OA7
hot voice
just not in a kawaii ~uggu way which is better desu

any latinas pls

sage-ing this thread originally

Nobody will beat the "big neet cocks are superior, chad can take a hike" I imagine a couple getting into an argument, with the man claiming she whores around, and then the girl saying that in defense.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OU4TUgkyUE

Please respond </3 x

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>>34123170
10/10 moral support. The harsh truth. This whole thread is sinful.

>>34118681
Ah-non?

AYY-NON

>>34118769
Dear God how fat are you

>>34122891
Thank you for helping me make a short person commit suicide Stacey

@34123170
What hell happened to all other other trips from like half a year ago?

>>34120298
holy shit I know this is a fetish but i can't stop laughing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JiqWdw6uc1

>>34119470
Neck yourself you slimey snake bitch

>>34121768
You're so obviously fat

>>34120460
that is the fattest pikachu ive ever seen, i need him.

>>34120298
SECONDS OF CUTE

>>34121768
YOU MISSED THE OTHER PART OF THE LAST REQUEST ABOUT THE NEET VIRGIN COCK REEEEEE

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>>34117786
>this entire fucking thread

Holy shit I love you people.

>>34123170
The voice of reason, ignored once again.

>>34123200
>>34124454
Thanks luvs I try

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UATndboI8x
Sorry if its not sexy

>>34124514
p hot. be my gf pls?

>>34124563
are you at least 6 feet?

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I hate you stupid roastie worshiping beta IDIOTS so much.
>haha wow everything is so great and funny when a girl is saying it with her real girl voice!! ahhh i'm having so much fun listening to a girl talk
THEY ARE JUST HERE FOR ATTENTION

Someone sing the Sonic Adventure 2 song

>>34122197
>http://vocaroo.com/delete/s0HMFW2RqEj3/e33bb73c36901779
please what was it i have no boys in my life and it would have been so nice
>>34122243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01lxCedmqgJ

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>>34124676
>tfw I'm okay with this as long as they keep talking

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>>34124709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cYlr7WLlR6

Request for femanons
"You think your 5inch baby dick can please me?, get the fuck out my face loser, only Tyrone's black cock can make this pussy purr"

Requesting anyone to say this its for a song so it'd be greatly appreciated.

You really think you're in control?

Don't be afraid

Whole tones my favorite

Fading smile descending paul

There he is! On the wall!

Whats his name?

Beast O, el super lee stow

I walked

I could do nothing but walk

And then, I saw me walking in front of myself

But. It wasn't really me

Watch out.

The gap in the door... its a separate reality

The only me is me

Are you sure the only you is you?

You know? You don't even have a bottom jaw, piss off

Ouch. You ran over my foot. I am in incredible pain

The ebony falcon, his feathers are muscles

Hes so strong but so gentle

His name is leo

No signs of forced entry, no signs of horsed entry either

I suspect the culprit may have somthing to do with the events of late 2016, the bee incident

The world is still recovering from that shit.

Paul paul paul

I thought we were animals but we're human after Paul

Im into angry unicorns now

I wondered why the birds suddenly stopped singing

Nostril bush

Can I have a huge raise?

I don't need it

But I love it

don't hurt me, im somebodys little boy

Im the nostradomus of your shame

Im in unspeakable pain

>>34125884
you want someone to sing it or just speak it?

>>34125913
Just speak

>>34125137
As much as I enjoyed the voices, especially the Latina...I still don't think there's as many femanons on here as you all believe

They are the extreme minority

>>34117786
I'm a pretty shy girl ;-;

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UbTyPhxSBh

(n-no bully)

>>34125884
i tried but I fucked up near the end and ethnic mother is screaming in the background

oh well

>>34126215
I'd accept anything desu because I hate my own voice and I only have a few freinds irl I can get to say things so I need variation

>>34126289
i hate my voice too
i hope you can maybe use something from this, prob not
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zzmm5Zs62x

>>34126321
You were pretty good, cheers. Would you be up for saying a few more?

One little known fact about pmt is I invented the piano. But I didn't invent weed. That one was god

I also invented sound

Humanity disgusts me

One day i'll show the world what pmt is capable of

Here's paul with the latest developments around the world. Sonnys skeleton army has taken over Somalia, Nigeria, Africa and London as well as the edge of the nasty verse. Experts predict his skeletons will invade nasty city within 420 days

Boneless creatures everywhere aren't happy.

Brutal cuban dick taker purple paulie el president ay has died at the age of 6000. He thought that tree was far away but he ended up getting impaled by it.

In other news Christmas is soon so anticipate the arrival of santy pauls and his Wayne deer

In recent news an outbreak of mushroom fever has swept the nation, the count of those affected are currently in the millions.

The public are warned not to approach infected individuals as they are to be considered extremely dangerous and are instructed to stay indoors, hug your children, and give half your shit to knee gan.

There is no cure

You're always waiting for a second chance

To me there's nothing gayer than France

If paul and Wayne pissed on a tree

Does that mean they're pissing on part of me?

Skap dee pop doo doo ham milk

Banana sonny is smooth as silk

Wish wash horses give leo a bone

If dave is over there, then who was phone?

I guess i'll just poop in the dark

But do you smell like lavender and honeycomb?

Leopard leo zzzzzzzzzz

>>34126473
If anyone's up for saying this it'd be appreciated

>>34126501
I would but my senpaitachi pretty rowdy, just turned on the music

hope someone helps you out

>>34126538
family is getting**
damn weebspeak

>>34126538
No worries, cheers agian :P

When I opened this thread I didn't expect to feel like killing myself, life's funny like that.

>>34126473
where the fuck are those pieces from?
some musical play?

>>34120375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UIJjl1lvVK
>>34125137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E47FAGoASO

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>>34126900
duno if I should fap to this tbqhonest

>>34126900
Your voice can be used for ads desu
are you ugly? I can't imagine a face lower than 8/10 with this sexy voice

>>34126930
you have my permission anon
>>34126979
th-thank, i'm probably not too ugly, i get compliments sometimes

>>34118769
Sound fat and sounds like a nigger, as a matter of fact even sound like a man a little bit
op said female, not dyke

>>34120375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GZaTtaWPht

>>34126900
you sound obese
but thanks for playing

>>34127597
who doesn't sound obese to you?

>>34126473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lJfY9pKRtG

>>34127611
Definitely not you, anon
Sorry

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>>34127664
b-but i haven't even posted my voice yet
how'd you know

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>>34119965

>sounding like an actual stacy

this is too real

get the FUCK off the board now!

Request for femanons
"Deals a deal anon, now you have to suck on my nipples!"

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>this thread exists
>still no gf

Tell me how it's possible. There are girls here. One of you tell me.

Anyone going to rate the voices in this thread before it dies? I'd do it but I'm too lazy, I want someone to sort them all for me.

>>34127773

http://vocaroo.com/i/s129AttTV4AO

>>34127776
because you autists are afraid of contact threads and actively shoot them down or say
>ree go to /soc/

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>>34127846
Contact threads are 99% dudes and whenever girls show up they get 300 replies, to the point they don't even want to respond to them.

It's a rigged system.

>>34127569
>>34127661
>>34127819
hey guys this is me i can take requests for a bit if you want

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This thread is making me question my belief that all fembot threads and fembot posts are simply bait and roleplay by male autists to fool other autists.

I don't like it.

>>34127882
"oh anon... please, please fill me up with your cum. I want to be filled with semen like the little cock slut that I am. I want your cum inside every orifice of my body. I want it so badly"

>>34127911
Same. But then, what if they are, and this thread is just a rare exception?

It's a catch 22, it is.

>>34127882
>"Eww Alex you are such a creepy virgin"

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>>34127882
Say your phone number, babe

>>34127938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v5AuQ7BOwm
>>34127951
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ly2y1aWyk5

>>34127868
it's easier to say you're a girl in threads like these than anywhere else on this board, and you know the reason why.

and there are girls and guys that just want friends, there's too many normies at /soc/.

>>34127597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ywbLg6G0yj

>>34128004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SKLPVMtpez

>>34128021
5'7 and 130lbs is fat

and you're probably smudging the numbers too, probably like 135 or some shit. fatty.

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>>34128031
That's what they always say

And they're not even amish

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>>34127819
>half of /r9k/ is actually female

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>>34128012
Will you be my friend then? I have too few friends.

>>34128063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XQGXXWz2Yq
>>34128083
that's me

>>34128083
I've believed for awhile now that /r9k/ must have one of the highest percentages of women on the entire site. Probably only places like /cgl/, /ck/ and /fit/ have more, and some are pretty debatable.

We just have such an established culture that we have to reject the idea that they're here.

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>>34128124
Then give me your telegraph number or your carrier pidgeon address

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Request:

>Anon, this is a direct message. Clean your room, get /fit/ study more, make money, and get some hobbies besides wanking it, and playing Vidya. I believe in you, and /r9k/ believes in you, but you have to help yourself first!

>>34128195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zI0icPOBO1
>>34128251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q6r7aaKjAB

Request for:

>Women won't even want to be near you looking like that, Chase.

>>34128251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kCY1GmZoSV

>>34128389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W5ekZtTYdi

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Can a qt femanon (not a manly voice) please say this:

>"Please, please, please anon..... I swear i'm not a whore. I'm not a slut anon!! please stop saying that. It's mean and it's hurting my feelings. That was my past anon.. can't you forgive me? Don't I deserve a second chance? Anon, please. I really do love you, it's true. I love you so much.. i'm sorry... i can change..."

please use long pauses and act upset and sad and devastated, as if your cat just died. thank u..

>>34128391
where are you from?

oroginal

>>34128389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z405CeQc1b

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>>34128301
You'll have a letter from my falcon within the week. It'll have instructions on how to go out with me.

>>34128413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07QtADUmIf7
>>34128428
nice green kaiba
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1msQ7mTEWGx

>>34128423
hell aka central florida
>>34128413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VdNWXB38Yj

>>34117937
>t. male larping as a girl
nothing of value was lost

this thread makes me reeee so fucking hard internally

>>34128482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QS0yptwbo9
i am going to go to bed. i have been up for 23 hours. goodnight everyone, thanks for the (You)s

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>>34128482
>>34128576
You were supposed to be my friend before you left

>>34118723
>>34118740
topchuckle

>>34117786
I tried.
Donut h8 plz

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to any femanons browsing i will forever be in debt if you recite this poem for me

WHEN I FEEL MY TUMMY GRUMBLE

OFF TO PUBLIX I WILL STUMBLE

DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT

STARE AT THE FLOOR

WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE SLIDING DOOR

PUBLIX LADY VERY NICE

SHE OFFERS ME A BOAR'S HEAD SLICE

I SCARF IT DOWN WITH GIDDY GLEE

AT PUBLIX, THE FIRST SLICE IS FREE

ORDER ROAST BEEF SUB, FULL SIZE

GOOD BOYS DO NOT COMPROMISE

ONLY THE BEST TREATS FOR ME

NORMIES DON'T GET ANY

REE

>>34128635
Shit son, forgot the darn link!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KMrYPMM645

>>34128683
reee you made my penis erect
i love u

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>>34128683
are you hispanic
originally

>>34128683
G E O R G I A
E
O
R
G
I
A

i keep forgetting about the fucking bot

>>34128711
I love you too sweedie

Requesting anyone to bully me for being uncircumcised

>>34128730
No freindo, I just come from the most white trash place in Canada so I talk real funny.

>>34128784
Are you in Ontario? pls be my gf ;-;

>>34128758
What lol.
I can spell sweetie you cunt.

If I could just hear what a femanon's moan sounds like that would be great

>>34128804
Ontario can be pretty white trash, but I'm a blue noser.

>>34128806
Sure thang sweedie

>>34128822
fugg ;_;

that wasn't me who called you a cunt, i love u

Please say
Alex you can expect to get big and strong if you don't eat enough. You have to EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON

>>34128108
okay gib contact

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>>34129018
what fetish is this?

>>34129018
The "eat big to get big" sounds kind of weird but I went inside, and I don't want to wake up my family members.

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DO YOU GO TO UCF? PLEASE BE MY GF

>>34129212
Fucking forgot the link again!
just end my life senpai

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E2m4Bu7vOj

>>34129238
You sound like you should be playing a young boy in a kids' cartoon.

It's cute.

This is Clearly for a friend
clearly...
but can I have the following
>get back to work Michael that assignment is due soon!
>go to sleep Michael! it's late and you have class tomorrow!
>Remember Michael no matter how sad you may be there someone who cares about you

and something about how my art isn't that bad or something lol

kill me
;-;

>>34129299
Thanks dude !
I watch a lot of cartoons and always thought it would be such a cool job to become a voice actor.

>>34129573
Give Nancy Cartwright about 15 more years to die and you can be Bart Simpson.

>>34129524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t0TXlruXmE

>>34129524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VCwanKvtsH

>>34129808
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t0TXlruXmE
>>34129817
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VCwanKvtsH
thank you both so very much
Like srly

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requesting a female to vocaroo pic related

>>34129524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HSpqfBfgxm

Sorry I'm kind of late.
Also you should draw some cool arts and post itt!
unless you actually have a class tomorrow, in that case go the fuck to bed

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>vocaroo thread
>always guys making requests to girls
>never girls making requests to guys

This never ceases to make me sad

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>>34130144
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HSpqfBfgxm
thanks femanon
and no I don't have class tomorrow
not until tuesday

pic related some something I did in a /v/ draw thread

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s03AOMGbiAEG

>>34130208
Cute and cool art mayne.
I have no idea about the context, but I'm down for any art featuring gelatinous or cephalopod like creatures

>>34130188
I'ts a little odd, and I apologize beforehand, but would there be a guy willing to do a kind of long monologue about a murderer killing someone?
I'll post a link if anyone's interested.

>>34130394
I came.

Will you do my murder monologue senpai?
Your cold detached tone would be perfect.

>>34130394
this man is hip to the jive but he can not stop the cycle of human nature
roasties want attention and orbiters will always provide, technology like the internet allows the cycle to grow by an order of magnitude.
few true wizards can break free from the cycle and reach enlightenment, anon, if you are still triggered by this truth then you still have many hills to climb.

t. wizard

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>>34130394
>>34130468
>voice-chad is taking the women even on /r9k/

>>34119024
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Zv7Rfphj6
Are you sure you are not the one on the pic ?

>>34130394
yours is the only vacaroo I've tried ITT, and I'll stop at that.

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>>34130394
>voice-chad obliterating our last strings of hope

I think the roasties know what they getting into when they are asked to say that want disgusting neet cock up their ear holes

>>34118980
this place isnt for you friend, why dont you try reddit friend?

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>>34128683
MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!

lklkklklklkl

music for the soul for anybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QicgfPt_k6M

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>>34130394
>voice-Chad tries to redpill me while posting an anime pic

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>>34117786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ODhUc7mCUt

>>34130398
post the link I guess
I wanna see it at least

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>>34130915
NORMIESSSSSSSS GET OFF THE BOARD

>>34131125
Like I said before, I apologize for the cringe, but here the link.
http: slash slash www.monologueblogger.com slash killing-you-dark-humordrama-1-2-minutes slash

And if anyone itt wants to actually voice this, or something like it looking at you Voice-Chad that would be pretty cool.

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>>34131208
Here's a screenshot for anyone who doesn't want to deal with my "spam" free link.

>>34131421
you should think about commissioning a male ASMR user, try phoeniciansailor or ephemeralrift or even ask them for recommendations for others

they will have the sound equipment and professonalism to do it well and would maybe even do it for free if not $10

>>34131421
>www.monologueblogger.com slash killing-you-dark-humordrama-1-2-minutes
>>34131208
just going to leave this attempt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QE2nNBSaPh

>>34131624
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QE2nNBSaPh
DUDE!!!
Thanks man!
You say attempt, but you actually started out really strong and so well, that I don't care if its only a partial reading. Thanks again m8!

>>34131734
glad I could be of some help

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>>34118848
Listening to this makes me fucking sick. Are all women like this. This is why I don't feel bad about women that date asshole chads and get raped

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>>34128822
The fuck is a blue noser?

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>This whole thread

arghhhhhhhhh ugh hmm

>>34130394
This is the objective truth
It won't stop them though, all they care about is the attention.

>>34119287
>>34118681
where can i find robo girls with cute voices like this irl

>>34128576
>>34128482
you should do asmr. or upload your voice more. your voice is soothing/comfy af and it's absolutely adorable. i claim her as my waifu so no one else respond to her pls