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Who here /drifter/?
>do nothing
>aim nowhere
>give a fuck about nothing
>just drift from place to place, situation to situation, person to person
Where have you drifted so far? I been living in houses, apartments, motels and even psych ward. I dont give a fuck, do nothing all day erryday and keep drifting brobots.
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>>34112351
Sounds like a pretty nice life desu, when I graduate after this year I'm doing that. How sustainable is this though? I'd probably only be able to do it for a few months
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>>34112351
How do you afford to live in motels and apartments? I wanna drift till I'm in California and stay there
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>>34112406
Entirely depends on how good you are atmanipulatinginteracting with people.
The easiest way to survive is to hook up with fat or ugly chick and just go from there. The opportunities toleech offsurvive are plenty.
And bitches love to romanticize the lazy man for some reason. As long as you dont drop spaghetti and keep the :mysterious: appearance, you are all good.
>>34112415
Like i said to the other anon, hook up with fat/ugly chicks and you can do anything as long as you make her feel great about herself and give her good dicking.
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>>34112456
So I can just take off to the city of my dreams and be a whore as long as I'm charismatic skinny and not ugly?
Can you tell some stories or green text im seriously doing this to move
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>>34112456
But how do you get anything from her? Like food, etc. The only useful thing you could get from having a girl around is maybe alcohol/weed; I don't know who'd let a rando guy stay with him
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>>34112492
I'm not op but I think if you dicked her out and said you don't have anywhere to go the next day she might not want to kick you out and just give you a few days at least
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>>34112489
Dont even have to be skinny, anon. Charismatic>any other quality every day.
And just the fact that you are doing the thing just about every (young) person deeply wants to do gives you couple of +charisma points right off the bat.
Once this fat grill left her apartment cause of me and moved with me to her family house that was about to be sold, but there were some lawyer bullshit complications. In the end i stayed there for year and a half completely for free, all i did was cut and chop some wood for winter and fuck her good.
Sometimes i would be like
>i love you, but i have to go now, cause of X (like her past or something)
>pack my bag and sleeping bag and go sleep in the woods not far from the house
>return couple of days later
>"I was on the road already, but i couldnt stop thinking about you, so i just HAD to return blablabla
>bam, insta loyalty points with her
>>34112492
>I don't know who'd let a rando guy stay with him
Anybody who is lonely, having low self esteem and desires company.
So just about every fat girl lel.
You dont push for anything at all, the moment she shows interest you already won. Once you end up in her apartment/house and she doesnt have roommates you can basically stay indefinitely (if you make her feel great+give her good dicking).
Lot of fat girls have the messiah complex ie. they want to nurture and take care off other people, most likely due to no self esteem.
Just be her brave yet deeply damaged (and we are on /r9k/ so its likely you are damaged) fuck boy.
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>>34112351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmav517MQJc
Is this you OP?
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>>34112667
We'll fuck me this is right up my ally I even got an 8 incher
Only thing I'm worried about is i have a shitty hairline and for some reason fat chicks hate it the most
What places have you been?
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>>34112696
Making 150 a day how the fuck does he not have a home
Even assuming he doesn't do it on weekends 150x5 is 750. 750 a fucking week which is 3 grand a month. Assuming a studio is 1400 in Manhattan he should have a place and money for drugs and food.
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>>34112696
>painfully obviously staged video
lel
Even if what he says is true, thats not my style. I dont stay in cities on FUCKING ROADWALK man, nature all day erryday.
Once you take a :bath: in the morning, in fucking freezing stream or river you understand why our ancestors didnt need fucking bullshit like coffee at all.
>>34112722
6.6 inch here, id say you are better :prepared: than me already lol.
Nowhere interesting, i have been drifting around my home country for the past couple of years (central europe).
I was in Marseilles once, just jumped on the train and had a nice ride for free. They cant do anything to black passengers in France for some reason.
Before i even got off the train i felt like SOMETHING slapped me, so i looked around and found 50 euro in the seat compartment.
As i was walking the streets and looking for weed roaches on the ground a fucking HUGE black guy said
>EY CHAIN (in english) come with me
so i followed him and he led me to this place between shit ton of apartment complexes. There was like 15 negroes sitting in a circle and smoking weed, so he told me to sit down and they smoked me out.
Really made me change my opinion about black people.
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>I dont stay in cities on FUCKING ROADWALK man, nature all day erryday.
How do you meet bitches to leech off in the wild though?
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>>34112948
I dont stay a day or even a week anon, if i meet lonely fat grill its for the long haul.
>convinced grill to take a trip with me somewhere random
>stay in a pub on a second floor in hotel-y apartment
>been there for like 3 weeks, and one night hear the manager through the window saying
>They (us) have been here for a long time now, we have to make them pay in the morning
>despite fat girl having money i wake her up, we pack our shit and leave in dead of the night without paying
>see unlocked motel not far off the village we been in
>the inside is literally PACKED with expensive as fuck mountain bikes
>we just lay on the couch in the common room and sleep off there
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Commencing random image dump from the road
>randomly found a (chained) boat, could have hacked it off but didnt feel like it
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>>34113172
>found something like camping site innawoods with fat grill
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>>34113187
>same place but when it got dark
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>>34113172
>>34113187
>>34113201
where are you currently?
this is surprisingly not an original comment
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>>34113201
>found little REEE next to motel on a road
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>>34113219
In grills apartment, shes at work
>>34113221
>morning dew and view in random village
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>>34113242
>random camp next to a lake
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>>34113253
>view from inside at night
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>>34113267
>fat grill on my hammock
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>>34113275
>awesome view, the photo doesnt do the mountains/big ass hills justice at all
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>>34113292
>having breakfast in fat EXs apartment (all paid for by her)
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>>34113311
>found hut deep in the woods, learned that there are hundreds of these and they are always unlocked for trippers/tourists
>people even leave alcohol/food/wood etc. for next visitors
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>>34113275
How do you meet these fatties? Also do I have any chance of succeeding at this if I'm a 19 year old 5'8" skinny khv? I'm not alpha or confident at all but I have an edgy vibe according to my friends.
I really want to be a vagabond though, and I wouldn't mind leeching off of nurturing fatties.
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>>34113337
>making myself at home
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>>34113337
>>34113351
>>34113350
Also that looks comfy as fuck, hope you're having a fun time man
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>>34113350
>>34113351
This answer will likely not satisfy you but
>completely randomly
One christmas i was just walking around this city, climbing on roofs and shit for the view and then when i walking past one pub i found a bottle of whiskey on the window with still like half in it. So i took it and started drinking it next to the pub entrance.
Suddenly fat grill apears and asks why i am all alone outside so i start explaining her my situation and she invites me for a drink.
Easy target
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>>34113351
>>34113395
>view from inside, i burned some wood in the stove and literally couldnt sleep due to how quickly it got hot inside
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>implying i will stop posting random photos just cause nobody comments
>>34113430
>random grill with me by the lake
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>>34113712
>fucking majestic tree i found in the woods
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>>34113725
>nice view, spent the night on the bank there
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>>34113734
>climbed on electrical pole (whatever its called) and took pic of the surroundings
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>>34113745
>one of my bathrooms
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>>34113760
>another great outdoors view, fucking deer startled me to death by running out the bushes
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>>34113775
>irish breakfast with fatgrill and some neighbours at a motel
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>>34113791
>another innawoods view
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>>34113814
>dis how you do when innawoods
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>>34113830
>and dis how you do when on a village roads
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Mate I feel like you're really alone and have no one to share your journey with. When I look at your pics I see myself two years ago when I was homeless for a week in a foreign country then got a job and a roommate but was still alone with my feels. I was taking pics just like these all the time.
The fact that you're posting this on /r9k/ with no one even replying reinforces this notion.
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>THE WEIGHT OF LIES 'LL BRING YOU DOWN, AND FOLLOW YOU TO EVERY TOWN... SO WHEN YOU RUN MAKE SURE YOU RUN, TO SOMETHING AND NOW AWAY FROM
>SO I'M UP AT DAWN, PUTTIN ON MY SHOES, I JUST WANNA MAKE A CLEAN ESCAPE, I KNOW IM LEAVING BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE TO
>OH PACK IT UO AND HIT THE ROAD, ILL ONLY TAKE MT LIGHTER, I'VE SEEN THE GLITZ, I'VE SEEN THE GLAM, BUT I PREFER THE PAYDIRT
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>>34113842
>innawoods breakfast with fat grill
>>34113847
Why dont you show me some of them then anon?
Also, we are on /r9k/ of course i feel really alone.
There is not much to talk about with the common drones who know/did nothing but stay in pubs or at work.
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>>34113899
>Its so easy to make fat grills fall heels over head in love with you, but doesnt cure the emptiness inside in any way
>>34113896
i can feel it anon! Shouldve posted the song
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Fat girls are gods gift for losers
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>>34113899
I wasn't innawoods, so I only took pics of houses and shit, since I live in eastern europe and I was in a mediterranean country so I found them interesting.
I'll try to find some decent shots tho
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>>34112492
People with low self esteem are really easy to manipulate. Once you gain their trust, you can get almost anything from them.
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>>34113939
It's three songs, I'll post them in order of the quotes
https://youtu.be/1F2zl4LqSlg
https://youtu.be/Me85PztkYP0
https://youtu.be/tDHmCev66fw
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>>34113998
How did you end up homeless in Mediterranean country (which one) and how did you make it back home?
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>>34114068
Damn anon...did it get really, really feelio in here or is it just me...
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>>34114088
One of my friends had a cousin in Malta who talked him into going there for the summer to work at the place he worked at.
He ended up not getting work, but he managed to convince me to go too by lying about being a bartender, so I flew to Malta with a bag and some money. We got an apartment, but only had enough money for one month worth of rent. At the end of the month he flew back, but I didn't want to go without at least finding some work (I was 17 at the time and never worked before), so I stayed.
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>>34113899
>>34114202
Same rooftop
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>>34114202
You decided to stay alone in foreign country while NOT having anywhere to live? Thats pretty fucking ballsy anon!
Also nice pic, your phone/camera has a lot better resolution than mine.
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>>34114244
>>34114202
Did you just sleep in the streets? Also seeing the view i can kinda understand why you didnt hurry back home to our fucked up climate and boring greyness.
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>>34114252
Well I was still underage so I could count on my mom sending me some money if the situation got out of hand.
Also I was in Malta in the summer so I wasn't really afraid of the elements.
>>34114264
I slept on a bench once but I got kinda sore, so I moved into a bush after that. I also went to a hotel for two days like a fucking casual.
It was needed tho because I went to some job interviews and needed to shave/shower.
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Very interesting I didnt even know what drifter is until now. also that weed and tobacco...all you do is drink and smoke and eat 4 free with your team or what
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>>34114252
Also I took the pics with an xperia z2. It's waterproof too, so I have some underwater shots but I can't seem to find them
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>>34114350
Wait nevermind they're in my screenshots folder, because I was too retarded to use the camera button and ended up taking videos.
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>>34114346
TIGER A CUTE! CUTE!
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>>34114309
Yeah but still, that took a lot of courage anon. How the hell did you want to get a job if you didnt (?) speak the language?
Also it looks fucking great there, like i said not the boring greyness we have in central/eastern europe.
>>34114350
Yeah i have xperia too, but obviously some older model with shittier camera. Also can already see myself riding down there on scooter
>>34114399
Cute
>>34114346
My team? I do all of that (mostly) for free, yes anon.
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>>34114399
Well anyway I just wanted to say I lowkey know these feels. You should buy a better camera it really boosts the experience
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>>34112351
Knew a drifter.
>went to private school with me
>she stayed until Christmas break ended but then transferred to his hometown school just in time for their break which was at a different time
>transferred back to the private school to take advantage of our next break, resulting in lots of vacation time
>showed up to school every day late, right before lunch
>yearbook quote was "If you show up before lunch, it still counts as a full day"
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>>34114453
>boring greyness we have in central/eastern europe
Where exactly do you live anon? I'm from hungary and it's actually pretty diverse. There are pine forests, some mountainy areas, kind of a mini desert, birches, poplars, lakes etc.
English is the second official language in Malta, so everyone speaks it at some level. I got a job as a waiter at a hotel by making up a fake CV. I've never worked before in my life.
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This looks comfy, how do you feed yourself and stay clean though? What if you're ugly and antisocial so people won't let you into their homes?
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>>34114585
>>34114453
Oh yeah forgot to say that previous pic was where I worked.hence the filename
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>you will never be a badass explorer/adventurer and spend your whole life travelling and surviving alone
why go on
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>>34114520
>drifter
>went regularly to school
you fucking wot mate?
>she stayed, went back to his hometown
so they could also change their gender? Thats pretty neat superpower
But keked anyway
>>34114585
Czechia, there is nothing but villages/towns/cities and fields with oilseed rape.
The whole country is flat as fuck and between the fields and towns there are SOME woods. Slovakia is OP tier compared to that. (some of my pics were from Slovakia)
>>34114606
Every single one of your photos look comfy as fuck, i would love to live in that climate one day.
>>34114643
>surviving alone
Did you even read anything i said anon, lol.
>why go on
so that you can become
>badass explorer/adventurer and spend your whole life travelling
>>34114597
>what if you are antisocial
You get drunk or high and you are no longer antisocial.
>how do you feed yourself
By eating food. There is always food to be found. Besides like i said, i usually glue myself to fat grills so they pay for everything.
>stay clean
You dont or you take a bath in rivers,lakes whatever you find out there.
Also me with random Vietnamese server
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>>34114690
>By eating food
Very funny, but how do you acquire money for food, drugs, or alcohol if you don't have a job and wander between places?
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>>34112351
I'm about to start this lifestyle. I'm looking forward to it.
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>im a drifter gaiz
what, you drift around your mom's basement or from the fridge to the pc and back again? :/
unproductive people don't travel unless they're homeless. they fester in one place till they drop
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>>34113395
It satisfies me. All you really need to do is constantly put yourself in situations that increase the likelihood of happenings happening and happenings will happen.
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>>34114690
>Every single one of your photos look comfy as fuck
Pic represents how non-comfy my financial situation was.
You can get work in Malta very easily tho, just by having good english. Most foreigners are from serbia/macedonia/poland etc. and their english is really bad.
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>>34112784
A studio in an area of Manhattan that is not less convenient than Brooklyn (i.e. somewhat centrally located) would run about 2000+. If he only makes 750 a week, he wouldn't be able to afford it. With roommates, he could probably live in a 3 bedroom with 1 bath tho.
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>>34114711
Can you not read friendo? I said million times
>glue myself to lonely fat grills
You can stay however the fuck long you want as long as you make her feel great and give her good dickin. When you get bored you just move elsewhere and repeat.
>>34114715
Godspeed anon.
>>34114719
t. cant read or see, jaded wagecuck/mommys neet
>>34114742
Exactly, nailed on the head.
>>34114756
Thats not that bad, i used to take showers with undeground freezing cold water all year round and steal pieces of meat from vietnamese shop for some time.
Making me consider trying my luck in Malta, since i can speak english pretty well.
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>>34114690
That was a typo. It was a guy the whole time
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>>34114808
>steal pieces of meat
I only stole toilet paper and liquid soap from a hotel.
Also on the second day of my homelessness I sat down on some random doorstep since it was the only shade I could find and it was 2pm in july, and this old guy came up to me after a while and asked if I was ok and if I wanted some water or whatever. I said yeah but he insisted, so I went with him. He lived on the other side of the street and saw me while fixing his fishing nets. I told him all about muh adventure and what I was doing, so he took me to some burger place close by and bought me dinner. He also gave me 25 euros before I left.
>Making me consider trying my luck in Malt
It's nice in the summer but apparently it gets pretty cold in the winter.
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>>34114808
>>34114914
>I said yeah
fuck I mean I said I was ok
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>>34114174
I like those kinds of songs
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>>34114914
Also got this pic with the background blurred, not sure which one is more comfy
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>>34112899
kill yourself
u lil ass
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>>34114914
I never had anything like it happen around here, but i always heard/thought that the further south you go the more kind hearted the people get.
>>34115035
Did you look different than average Maltan...Maltenese? If yes then how did they react to seeing northern slav? Had any grills make a move on you?
>>34115083
Somebody is peanut butter jelly.
Also why should i kill myself? Because youz a lil bitch?
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>>34115157
>kind hearted
Most of them definitely weren't friendly, it was just this one guy. He used to be a high school teacher before he retired, so that might have been why he was so kind.
Maltans (maltese people? idk) look like a mix between italians and arabs. They all have dark hair, darkish skin and brown eyes but still look white. But there are a shitton of tourists there in summer, so you see all kinds of people. I don't feel like I was out of place especially since there were a lot of pale skinned blue eyed brits.
>any grills
I'm 172 cm man...
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Not sure if there's anyone left to show this to, but here's a webm of some fish I filmed underwater.
It was too big for 4chinz
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>>34113712
oh hell yes. strangle her ass, nows your chance.
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