>i'm such a nerd >where are all the cute nerd

No idea, only ugly nerds here.

I mean hey if it gives me a chance I'm all for it

>>34112067
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

originnnnnami

>>34112067
I'd explore her middle-earth

>>34112112
>exploring

i'd plant my flag in it.

>>34112112
I was thinking you were more into The Two Towers, if you get my drift

>>34112067
>straps up
Ok boys, its time for me to conquer isengard
did i get the middle-earth location right?

>>34112188
I'd plunder her mines of Moria

the gates are closed
but i know another way through the mines of Moria

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>>34112225
According to this map, the Gap of Rohan is what you should be aiming for

>ywn fill her Gap of Rohan

>>34112252
Id throw my ring in her volcano

>>34112067
Want to grab a coffee sometime? I know a great tree we can read under.

>>34112067
In wartimes, pilots would wear jackets with maps of the region on their liner, so that if you were shot down let's say over North Korea you always had a map on you no matter what. A lot of modern jacket manufacturers have hopped on that trend, putting (often illegible) maps on jackets' liners just for style.

That's what comes to mind when I see this. So I imagine it being used as such, "Oh, I'm lost, but no worries! All I have to do is take off my goddamn skirt so I'm standing in the jungle in nothing but a thong, and I can find where I am!"

Also, the sheer mindless consumerism of the entire trendy-clothing industry. Fucking roasties. Day of the Rope when.

>>34112067
One does not simply walk into Mordor...

I'd destroy her ring

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>>34112347
>Id throw my ring in her volcano
Top quality bantz

>>34112493
It's a map of Middle Earth you turbo autist cunt

>>34112067
i can be cute, want a date?

>>34112556
I'd let her stew on my potato

>>34112299
I'd ravage her Brown Lands

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>psst nothin personnel kid