>wake up >see yourself in the mirror >you're suddenly

>>34110926
probably masturbate and then figure out how the fuck i have ended up as lia marie johnson

I fuck chad

>>34110926
Go back to bed. Why?

>>34110926
>start twitch channel
>stream normie tier popular video games
>rake in the dosh by the thousands a day

>>34110926
>go to sleep
>wake up
>in white house
>look at mirror and see trump
wat do?

>>34110946
Bully Jeb.

>>34110956
This is the only right answer.

Underiginal

>>34110956
>long day of bulling Jeb, tired now
>go to sleep
>wake up
>look at the mirror and see Jeb.
>trump/(you) walk in
wat do?

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>start making vlogs
>make a patreon
>finger myself a lot

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>>34110926
I admire my ownasshole in the mirror

Become a cock slut

>>34110926
Play vidya and live off of rich parents and savings