>tfw you take a fucking huge coffee shit what a great

>tfw drink 3 scoop of whey protein with cold water

i'm having a great day too.

>>34110653
Hahah no way, I'm doing this right now.

Just finished my first coffee, and I'm currently all cosy on the toilet.

I'm taking my time with this one as I can feel it's a big one.

>>34110715
Enjoy, my friend. Let me know how it goes.

>have 12 hours of meetings
>hold in all farts
>get out of meetings
>go to bathroom
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>TFW take shits once a week max
>TFW on phone so no face.

>>34111003
What the fuck. I shit 3 times a day sometimes. If I had to hold all that shit in for a week I would explode.

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>>34110653
This cleans your system.

ok I just drank another cup and I took ANOTHER shit. And they were big ones too. This is crazy.

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It's better if you did wake and bake, drank your coffee and took the shit

>>34111652
Bro fiber the coffee shits are very real