>be 22 year old virgin robot, slightly autistic but fun
>dad tells me that he has had enough of his son being such a faggot even tho I am not
>takes me to a brothel that he apparently regularly visits called Angels
>its a stripclub with rooms in the back
>dad whips out his gold card
>adjustfedora.jpg
>dad whispers something in the ear of the hostess
>suddenly we walk inside, tens of amazing tits and some fucking 11/10 everywhere
>holyfuck.jpg
>get hard. dad gets me four girls that are all around me
>dad is getting a lapdance
>"hey anon, let me dance for you"
>hot blonde starts rubbing on my dick, tells me to take off her panties
>OMFG.exe
>once she is done, dad tells her something
>"come with me anon" the blonde says
>go to room
>she tells me to take a shower while she prepares
>ohyes.exe
>decide to jack off in shower really quickly while she is preparing the bed so I don't cum too fast; oldest trick in the book
>precum everywhere, rub my dick twice and cum with the force of a thousand warlords
>"I'm ready anon!"
>cummed so hard im flaccid
>she was sucking my dick with a condom for 30 minutes
>never got hard until time ran out
>mfw I cucked myself and am still a virgin
>>34109510
Literally why would you care if you busted you'll lode in 30 seconds to a hooker...
>>34109544
I didn't want to see like a noob, I could tell she really liked me by the glimmer in her cute eyes.
>tfw no chad dad to teach me the ropes
>>34109552
You know you that your dad told her you were a virgin, right?
>>34109510
She also told your dad. If he thought you were a faggot before, he sure got that confirmed.
>>34109784
no, we agreed to tell my dad it all went fine and I promised to bring her like 20 bucks this week for her silence