My girlfriend is thinking about breaking up with me because I

>>34107605
tell her you voted for hillary.

have you ever even met this bitch?

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>*kisses you on the neck*

im in stitches

>>34107619
She already knows I voted for Trump. She tricked me by telling me she voted for him.

Build a wall around your house and make her pay for it.

christ you sound pathetic
good for her

>>34107605
She drank the liberal coolaide hard. God bless op you seem to be replying for the shits and giggles so you already know you are alpha enough to find a new bitch.

>>34107605
You might as well dump her an acquire someone who isn't a brainwashed idiot.

>>34107657
Yea WTF. Grow some balls and dump her first.

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>*kisses you on the neck*

Tell her she voted for someone who voted for the Patriot Act, Iraq War, supported NAFTA, shilled TPP around 50 times calling it the gold standard, approved a weapons deal which was in limbo after Saudi Arabia gave her foundation lots of donation money (weapons used to slaughter civilians in Yemen right now), and that she's at least equally horrible for having done so.

If she still resists, call her a fake progressive.

OP literally just trolled a /pol/ thread with the exact same screenshot

>>34107642
>She tricked me by telling me she voted for him.

She's been wanting to break up with you for a while now then. Just give it up. Also reeeeeeee you fucking normie

>>34107605
Sorry, anon. She already cheated on you and now she came up with a fake pretext to break up. Trust this oldfag. Send her to hell. You need someone better.

>>34107605
Thanks for the laugh, OP
Drop her dude, sounds like tumblr already brainwashed her

>>34107605
Holy shit if this is what it's like to have a gf I'm not sure I want one anymore

originalincase

>betraying your own views and values because of a roastie
You deserve it, cuck

>>34107605
I wish people would stop typing "literally" when it's not fucking literally

DESU bro this was probably her best way of getting away with the fact that she's cheated on your ass with Tyrone. But what are the odds?

Just go pick up your shit and grab some pussy for the road.

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I think i got this now.

>>34107605
dump bitch and post results

>>34107605
Why haven't you dumped her yet?

>>34107970
she is cheating on you, idiot.

>>34107605
fucking beta cuck kys

>>34107605
>Going back on your beliefs

Cuck

>>34107605
this is fake as fuck and you're all retards for falling for the obvious bait

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>>34107970
I don't think she is going to break up with me anymore. :)

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>>34107970
there is no fucking way this bitch would just break up with you for supporting trump

she is looking for a scapegoat to make you look like the antagonist in the relationship. she must of done some shitty stuff. either that or she doesnt like u anways.

>>34108043
TF is that shit?

>>34108043
Holy fucking mother of cringe

>>34107605
man you're fucking stupid. she's only using that as an excuse to test you. you should have told her 'whatever' and she would come crawling back at your beta ass. the way you talk to her shows you're a fucking loser.

>>34108043
Nice.

And now when she says "aww you're so sweet" you stab her in the dick and say
>the answer to both questions is no

>>34108148
She doesn't have a dick she is a real woman!

>>34108164
At least keep that playful vibe and turn things against her, or agree and amplify. when bitches test you, use humor against them and make them seem like children. disregard their ultimatuns and make you look like you can do better if they go away. place yourself in the relationship as the prize, as the leader, you need to portray yourself as worth more than her smelly cunt. fuck you, faggot.

>>34108164
and you don't have a spine. lol

>>34108222
Who needs a spine I get pussy.

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>>34108200
>it's a 'r9k browses TRP for a week and thinks they're experts on sexual dynamics' episode

>>34108237

You're confusing "getting pussy" with being one.

>>34108237
And then you cry when they treathen leaving you. loser.

>>34108250
And how is my post wrong in any way? Are you some cuck trying to dismiss TRP?

This is autistic on another level, has to be fake.

Hey guys, what does BBC mean? Isnt the news organization because she keeps talking about it in passing.

>voted for a literal meme
>"fuck Drumpf and fuck white people"
>"*action*"
You deserve it for being a generally awful and obnoxious person.

>>34108297
Ya it is. U got it right.

Ok but dump her

>>34108288
ye this tbqh

Fake. first screenshot shows textnow, an app that gives you a different number. you're texting yourself and making this up. if you own an iphone, you'd be using the right interface. don't waste my time. ywn have a gf.

>>34108043
this is as far as he got on /pol/ before it 404'd btw

>>34108279
You just regurgitated some information of questionable validity that you saw on TRP. Have you put TRP's methods etc into practice? How the FUCK would you know if anything on there works at all. It's built around a framework of kinda sorta evo psych and there's zero empirical evidence backing it up.
You're also WRONG about the situation OP is describing. He's likely low tier. Trying to be Chad doesn't work for genetic cul de sacs like the majority of this board. Beta males have to adopt a different sexual strategy.
Think about it this way. OP's gf has abundance as she's a young female. OP would have to be somewhat valuable to get away with acting like a cad. If he's just an ugly unfit asshole, no amount of trying to trick a girl's brain is going to work.
TRP and PUA garbage wants you to believe that you can just A&A, pass shit tests, fake an abundance mentality and slay no matter what you look like but it's just false in most cases.

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>>34108415
damn nigga that some sherlock shit thx

>>34107605
You already did foolish nigger.. she's tying to let you down easy.. you need to fuck one of her friends AND MOTHERFUCKING QUICKLY I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOU

>>34108457
>TRP and PUA garbage wants you to believe that you can just A&A, pass shit tests, fake an abundance mentality and slay no matter what you look like but it's just false in most cases.
It's the only choice left for him, he acted like a pussy and now she wants to break up. She chose her as a boyfriend so it's implied that he has provider status or by a tiny chance chad status so he is somewhat good in her eyes. He's not a complete loser trying TRP. It's always better to fake abundance than crawl because the later is unnatractive as fuck. I'm not trying to simply deny your post but what would you suggest him doing then?

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>>34107605
>ill kill my self
please do you fucking normie

>>34108415
I could've told you the same without the textnow *kisses you on the neck*

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>>34107605
actual story of what happened:

two friends who browse 4ch.
>A: hey i've got this great idea to make get some (yous)
>B: what is it?
>A: let's have a text conversation where you pretend to be my stacy libtard gf who supports me. you're going to threaten to break up with me and i'm gonna act like a huge beta.
>B: wow! great idea! can't wait for those (you)s!

>>34107605
>thinking about
>you can pick your shit up tomorrow

lol

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>>34108415
Nice.

deep fried orange

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be pro active and dump her , your better off in the long run.

>>34107605

>backpeddling this hard, this quickly.

Stop it, you're embarrassing yourself.
Also, I think this is fake.

>>34107641
*grabs your throat*
Back off??

>>34107605
ahahahaha
dude dump her

women usually try to align themselves with their mate's political ideology

if this isn't the case, odds are you are the fucking bottom in this relationship

>>34107605
Allright here's what you do: you put dynamite inside your rectum (preferably as deep as possible) and then detonate it.
Seriously, this can solve about any kind of problem in life.

>TextNow
>iPhone
>Trump

She made the right choice. Cheer up anon. You don't have to be lonely, at farmers only dot com.

>>34107902
>>34107902
What do you mean he "deserves it"?
Breaking up was the best thing that could happen to him. He deserves to stay with her together and get cucked for the rest of his life.

>>34108148
In an ideal world, that would be the case.

Nice bait my man please return urself to /pol/

>>34107605
>*kisses on neck*

Wow thats pathetic

>>34108043
God to think this big of a cunt bootlicker exists