This girl is in my car right now and she's putting her hair

this guy again

go to /soc/

>>34107507
What kinda car anon?

>>34107507

What's it like being so stupid and insecure that you have to make a post like this?

Millions of people get their dick sucked every day. You don't see them making threads about it, do you?

this guy is actually going to spend the next 30 minutes angrily replying to shitposters while his girlfriend grows gradually dissatisfied with attempting to stiffen his tiny limp penis?

why would anyone do this? what is the reason? what do you get out of that situation that you wouldn't be better served by just getting a blowjob?

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>>34107507
is your car cool?

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>>34107548
because it's fun anon

>>34107507
I'm going to tell you something instead.


GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34107597
W H A T C A R ? orifv

take it to /soc/ no one cares about your ugly gf

>>34107597
>he actually thinks this is fun: >>34107565

HEY FAGGOT

POST SOME MORE PICTURES OR GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD

AND GET YOUR DICK IN THERE, IS THIS A BLOWJOB OR ARE YOU JUST TAKING SELFIES IN MOM'S PANTIES AGAIN?

>>34107507
>ask me anything
do you think im jealous because i hope you two perverts get caught and registered as sex offenders?

>>34107507
post her face

original

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>>34107507
>ask me anything
why are you posting this on plebbit?

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Lol at being so pathetic you gotta tell everyone when you get a bj

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>>34107747
It's turned to fucking now

>>34107795
how do you always get these girls to give you the succ and fucc and where do you find them

>>34107795
Is she Mexican? Looks like it from that view.

WHY WON'T THIS KEK POST HIS DICK OR ANY OTHER PART OF HIMSELF

WHY IS IT JUST A MASCULINE-LOOKING "FEMALE", APPARENTLY TAKING PICTURES OF ITSELF?

>can't even see dick entering selected orifice
Come on, faggot, at least get a better camera angle.

hola chicano

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>mfw OP has to settle with a border hopping spic to get action

Lmao you are below even the average robot OP you fucking suck

my dick hurts from jerking hard tonight

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It's hard to type with all this thrusting

>>34107507
Lol where r u driving her did u take this earlier or why r u out at 1 in the morning does she know her life is being put on the computer do u truly like her or just say to urself u do to make up for another girl or school or knowledge and body lol

>>34108089
Are your nails painted? Wtf

>>34107966
>never fucked a Latin girl

>>34108099
women dont think nigger.In fact they see it as a compliment that their "man" deems them attractive enough to share to the world.

>>34108089
EWWW THE NIGGA GOT DOODOO ON HIS THUMB

>>34108089
BBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPFFFFFF *sniff* *sniff*

Do you have a BBC?
show it to us ;_;?

>>34108482
Stop doing this, you faggot.

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>>34108128
Mystery detected

>>34107795
why the box of garbage bags?

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if i cum too hard...
would you die?

>>34108132
>Latin
stop this meme

spics aren't "latin"

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>>34108482
Are you the only Brap poster on the entire board, or are there multiple?

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>>34109532
it would be extremely delightful...

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>>34109532
no but it would be extremely painful how the fuck is this shit not original

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>>34109576
your a Big Hoe...

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>>34109608
>cums
for you-u...aerafsbhcfvdf

>>34108089
Show us her pussy! Oregonian

>>34107826
He's probably a normalfag who is decently attractive, who knows? Usually chads don't have an issue getting women, especially if you're tall with moderate good looks and a muscular body. That's usually a recipe to get women, also a plus if you're into normalfag activities like football, clubbing, going to bars, etc.

Basically OP doesn't need to be on this board, but decided to bait people because he knew this board would get GUARANTEED REPLIES from all the jealous/envious robots. I see threads like this occasionally, they're obvious bait threads but people always fall for them.