How do you get guys to notice you if you're plain and

I like flat chested girls hmu

have an ass and/or a nice face

Show off your legs.

If you don't like your legs, go work out. They'll look great. Then show off your legs.

>>34106903
talk to them

orig

Try acting like a girly girl and not a vaguely androgenous slut like other women these days

>>34106925
Can't you read
PLAIN was clearly stated

>>34106903
make very casual small talk with them that doesnt have any implications.

just saying that makes me think i should try it with chicks in real life but im never just standing around any broads.

>>34106903
Quit being a fatass, fatty

>>34106936
Muscle legs are disgusting
They look like stumps

>>34106903
Most people are ok with anything that isn't an A.

If you are an A become a fuck machine and don't be that girl who makes the guy spend inordinate amounts of time licking your mosquito bites because you're self conscious

>>34106975
its pretty easy for a woman to get a nice ass, and a nice face can be done with makeup. people dont improve by being lazy

>>34107001
Work out your whole body obviously, faggot.

Its just easiest for girls to work on their lower half.

>>34106996
How can a fatty be flat chested? Make sense with your insults

>>34106903
Walk up to them and say "can I suck your cock?", they'd probably say yes too.

>>34107023
Okay
Didn't ask how hard it was
Just said they look gross

>>34107052
You're just lazy then.

Girls who are fit are objectively hotter both physically and in their personality than other girls because they can work hard and take care of themselves.

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>>34107009
>and a nice face can be done with makeup.
.

Myth busted

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>>34106903
outfit, makeup, hair, and legs

if a women worked out they will look practically the same only if they roid will they actually look like they lift

>>34107111
That's a dude, isn't it

What the fuck, man

>>34107092
I'm not OP just an anon with an opinion

And please spare me that circle jerking shit

>>34107143
A shitty opinion. Are you fat?

>>34107029
>all obese people have good chests
you're proof that this is wrong

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>>34106903
Post memes desu senpai

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>>34107097
you're never going to fucking improve yourself if you keep trying to find an excuse to be lazy. if you're just going to not do anything about any of the suggestions people are giving you, you can go ahead and hit yourself with some self-slaughter.

shits probably a bait anyway

>>34107172
No
I like slender women

>>34107097
she literally doesnt know shit about makeup.
some black eyeshadow at the edges, concealer for pimples and she could be hot as hell, thats just how spooky makeup can be

>>34107176
Boobs are literally made out of fat
How can a fat woman not have fat on the number one place women are snumberd to have fat

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What if I don't want to wear makeup and I want the guy to like my real appearance?

>>34107196
The fucking eyebrows. Why? She goes from like a gremlin to a sort of normal looking chick.

>>34107234
>breast tissue the same as adipose
Are you being retarded in purpose?

>>34107196
You guys are giving shit suggestions
Seriously the "just ask to suck their dicks" guy is doing better

>>34107251
That is a good option. Some guys will be really shocked to see you without makeup so maybe caking yourself out isn't the right road.

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it seems like you want really specific advice.

idk op maybe express you interests so dudes can pick up on it.

I 'member my ex was b cup lil bitties but i loved her couldnt care less, and I think we started talking because of her zelda pin on her purse at concert i was forced to go to

pic kinda related but not really just funny

>>34106903
show them your trap dick

>>34107234
>How can a fat woman not have fat on the number one place women are snumberd to have fat
the same way robots cant get a gf
>m-m-muh genetics!!11! ;___;

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>>34107256
I'll let the image do the talking

>>34107135
idk, just some random image i found

my guess is shes a girl (female) though. hands are pretty petite

>>34107265
xD

xDD

>>34107294
I'll repeat myself.
>breast tissue is the same as adipose
Are you retarded?

>>34107278
she didnt work out ever, only ate fast food smoked cigarettes constantly and she dyed her hair multiple times throughout dating her, pretty thin and idk she was just really cool at first

tell them you are a guy

>>34107312
Look at the image anon
Read it too

>>34107324
Jesus, that chick sounds like someone I could never date. Especially the cigarettes part.

Like, I smoke weed, but I don't fucking smell like it.

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>>34106903
By posting your contact for me.

>>34107251
Then you're going to actually have to talk to guys and you can't just wait for senpai to notice you. Either be hot or be interesting, or shoot for 2/10 robots I guess

>>34107362
This is the #1 best reason to smoke

>>34107362
I didnt smoke at the time and didnt like it, but we did smoke a lot of bud

plus she played vidya that was dope

>>34106903
I don't know why I have such a thing for tall small chested women. So dont worry about it too much. There are guys who will take notice.

>>34107324
>>34107362
Yeah cigarettes are disgusting as fuck. I don't get why girls do it. Probably stupid hipster snowflake goths or some other gay inane woman bullshit.

>>34106903
I don't care about boob size.
But breast surgery is a lot easier than height surgery, so you really have nothing to complain about on that end.

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>>34107335
Oh, gee willikers! Breasts contain fat? WITH the breast tissue? Shucks, who knew?
are you actually fucking retarded

>>34107439
messed up your spoiler tags, yo

>>34106903
>Make eye contact
>smile
>soft wave
>mouth or say hi depending on distance

Not hard

Flat and plain are fucking good ass traits. I bet OP is witholding vital information like all girls do that are the real impeding impetus.

>>34107466
Lots of women with big tits are going for reduction surgery now because of back problems.

>>34107471
nice picture for ants famalam

Invite them to play a game.

>>34106903
BE AGGRESSIVE
B
E
AGGRESSIVE

Guys will really appreciate it if /you/ notice /them/ first for a change. Go ahead and ask some guys out. I can pretty much guarantee that if you asked out 5 guys at least one of them would say yes.

>>34107471
I'm not sure what's actually wrong with your brain for you to still be responding like an asshat

>>34107630
Only children play games.

>>34107552

Its entirely unnecessary. If they'd spend 5 minutes a week doing rows they would be able to support a normal body weight. Lazy fucks, I hope they die during surgery. It's spitting in the face of the creator by doing that.

>>34106903
>plain and flat-chested

Do you retards know how many guys like exactly the kind of girls you just described? Are you fucking retarded?

>>34107715
Or here is an idea. If you enjoy large tits so much, why don't you get some?

>>34107715
You're not me, just clearing that up.
And you're petty as fuck. "Spitting in the face of the creator" lol

>>34107732

Maybe because they keep getting them reduced. It's not like I can just grab a bitch off the OR table and take her home.

>>34107775

Did you think I was you? What the fuck?

I think it's time for you to take your medicine. You may have forgotten thin mornings dole.

>>34107790
Or you can get breast implants.

Little more sane of an idea.

>>34106903
Compliment them, it's as simple as that. Guys don't get compliments from anyone but family or girls who are interested.

>>34107816
Nah I didn't want anyone to confuse me with a retard like you. Glad I had to spell it out for you.

>>34107866
This is pretty true, I don't even trust my family when they compliment me anymore, I don't think I've heard anyone else ever compliment anything but my intelligence before.

>>34107715
That's 100% how it works, good job

>>34107097
I really don't think this woman looks bad.

The colour of her lipstick is a bit unnatural for my taste, but I wouldn't have any problem dating her if we got on well.

>>34106903
lose the penis first I'd imagine

>>34106903
Some guys like that, but use your other assets. Particularly legs, butt, back, hair, hips.
Now, if you are flat I am going to guess hips and maybe thighs are not your forte, but if you are thin your legs and back might be quite attractive, I don't know.

>>34107926

OK then, just in case though, be sure not to skip tonight's dose too. You know how you get when you start refusing like that.

It depends if you want random men to notice you, or men that you already spend time around.

If it's guys you are friends with or spend a bit of time around, just be a genuinely nice person.
I'm completely serious, I'm not pulling some "hurr durr inner beauty" meme.

The girl who has been my oneitis for about three years now didn't seem all that physically attractive to me when I first met her, but she turned out to be the most kind, caring girl I'd ever met.
I went from feeling completely indifferent towards her to not being able to remember the last time I went to bed without hugging a pillow pretending it was her.

Girls that genuinely smiled while passing by were really doing something right. You really just need to seem like a nice person that's happy to see whoever you like around. What happens next depends on how beta both parties are.

T. Kv virgin that can't read people's intent too well in regards to friendship

>>34106922
>I like flat chested girls hmu
This, but if you actually describe yourself as plain that's pretty much GG right there.

It's kind of a package deal

>flat chest
>qt
>short hair
>decent legs
>5'2" to 5'5"

I can work within those parameters, thats about it.

Vociferously announce that you have a vagina. If you are female, plain and flat-chested, they may have mistaken you for a nu-male. Announcing you possess a vagina will clarify this for you.

>>34108624
I mean. Any girl that isn't doing this right off the bat is doing it wrong.

Most of the lesser guys like myself would have already noticed you.

>>34106903
Get implants.
Please, get implants.
I just fucking love breasts so much and the prospect of women with A-cups just fills me with sorrow.

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>>34106903
Guy here. I love boobs of all sorts.
Trust me, flat is its own thing, and it's cute. Don't let others tell you otherwise.

>>34109039
Just like penis size matters, boobs size matter too. Undeniable fact. Deal with it.

>>34109082
Uh...
Does the phrase "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" mean nothing to you? I kind of like the fact that not everybody has to agree on the exact same things.

It's not like I'm defending something unhealthy like "OMG fat people can be beautiful too, don't be insensitive!!1!" or shit like that. Having a small chest isn't by any means unhealthy, or even something to can (or has to) be controlled.

So... tell me why having giant tits matters, again? Besides getting a few little (negligible) extra drops to drink for the wee little one?

>>34109248
>Does the phrase "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" mean nothing to you?
Yup

>>34109270

Oh. How self-centered. Carry on, then.

>>34109248
>"beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
Its more like "beauty is in the eye of the corporations that tell you how to look and make you feel bad if you don't adhere."

>>34106903
Dress cute and have cute hair. Try to be sweet. Even if your a plain Jane and flat it won't matter. Especially with all the crazy sjw women, and basic whores running around these days. Guys are really wanting a normal woman. You'll net a few.

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>>34109329
"Fuck the establishment."
- Donald Trump, kinda

It won him the presidency, didn't it?

But yeah, you got it. Note that I'm not advocating for fat people who just lack discipline and expect to be treated "like everyone else" for it. This is different, though. There's nothing wrong with flat chests, and if OP is thinking that it's a problem, then they shouldn't.

There are dudes out there who'll like and accept any type of boob. I'm one. There are a good number of others.

>>34109437
>kinda
yeah. thats the part that makes me feel like Im on crazy pills. People voted for him strictly for that.

anywho. I'm the same. I lean toward smaller-average sized breasts, but like all sizes. The shape seems to do more for me anyways.

>>34109329
>Its more like "beauty is in the eye of the corporations that tell you how to look and make you feel bad if you don't adhere."
Social constructionist retard detected. We tell corporations what we like and they respond to that. You got the causality backwards.

>>34109706
No. We don't actually. There are those who push their agenda of what people should look like for their own satisfaction.

Its the first rule of marketing. People don't know what they want, so tell them.

>>34107251
LONDON

is where i dont live

>>34109755
>There are those who push their agenda of what people should look like for their own satisfaction
Mostly fat ugly people, but yes.

Corporations are a mirror, you fucking retard.

>>34109820
Not really. Its businesses ran by small groups of people who inject their own personal opinions and desires into them.

And the cycle repeats.