You're walking to the TENDIES store and she bumps into

>>34105011

i get thrown back 15 feet into the air, into the oncoming traffic, get hit by a bus, die instantly but the last person to touch me was Taylor Swift so i leave my body with a smile on my face.

When did christmas come this early?

>>34105011
Tell it "Watch where you're fucking going, Hedwig."

>>34105011
I rape her right then and there.

>>34105011
Mack her up f@m

>>34105011
h-hi, omg, you're Taylor Swiiii

*is instantly taken down by her entire security detail*

Shake it off.

>>34105147
Guarantee she wouldn't be able 2 shake me off...

>>34105011
check to see if my wallet is still in my pocket

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>>34105011

Pretend I didn't notice who she is, and walk away while daydreaming that she was my gf.

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>>34105011
Ask her to she her cameltoe

mumble something incoherent then think about her for the next 30 minutes while I eat by myself

>get mauled by her body guards and accused of assult

**BRAAAPPPP** in her face to show my romantic interest

She says "oh sorry" I say "that's okay"

>>34105362
This makes sense if you read it in a Scottish accent

>>34105011
ree like never before

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>>34105011
gaze in her eyes for as long as possible

I can see why Adam Lanza liked her. Taylor Swift is a pretty cool chick who makes funky junky jams.

>>34105011
Give the nazi salute just to see how she reacts.

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>>34105984
Lanza was a swiftie? I didn't know that

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>>34105011
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>34105011
turn 360 degrees and walk away

oorriiggiinnaall

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>>34106022
dealete this

>>34106005
>the nazi salute
But where are you going to find an underaged boy to molest on such short notice?

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>>34105873
i kek noice

>>34105433
>say "that's okay"
>it's really not okay
DEVILISH!

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>>34105011
ask her why her ass is so small

>>34106022
THICCCERRRR

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34106013
When he was younger. I have no information on whether he liked her as an adult. In his later years he was listening to Cannibal Corpse songs like "Necropedophile."
Exactly the kind of music you'd expect from someone obsessed with pedophilia.

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>>34106606
I'll take your word on that

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>>34106013
what the FUCK IS THAT STOMACH???? I did NOT sign up for that