>Mom goes to work for 10 hour night shift
>go on backpage to see whats girls are in my area
>escort sections are "censored" aka shut off because of politicians and goverment nu-males who have nothing better to do than harass Adult men who seek to pay adult women for consensual sexual encounters
>women don't like you on their own account
>completely dismiss you in every aspect of life
>decide to pay for it
>women now make it impossible to PAY a willing woman to fuck you
Fuck this gay earth. I'm about to freak the fuck out. I hate normies so fucking much.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW.
>>34104133
where do you live that they shut off escort sites?
lets fucking riot
I was really hoping you had found your mom on an escort site and were asking us what to do.
How am I going to tell you to fuck your mom now?
>>34104172
central new jersey senpai
>>34104133
http://theeroticreview.com
>>34104322
If it got censored on BP then rest assured another site will pop up and fill the void.
I remember when Craigslist got rid of the escort section.
>normalfag can't fuck his whores
That's a sad story.
>>34104133
>WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW
actually improve your life so you are sexually desirable?
>>34104133
>WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW.
Stop being such a cuck and general slave to women?
aren't there 10,000 other sites like it that you can find whores on
>>34104133
>"What's that son of yours doing right now, Linda?"
>'Oh Anon? Chances are he's looking for oh hell, what'd he call it again? Boipucci!'
>'Yeah, chances are my faggot son is looking online to fuck other men.'
>"Haha."
>'I know, huh.'
>>34104843
"Boy Poochy? What is that, some kind of canine escort service? What a sicko. I bet he jacks off to My Little Pony as well. What a failure of a son."
>>34104875
>canine escort servicefund it
>>34104796
Oh? Tell us all how you got castrated, anon.
>>34104796
how am I the slave if I'm paying for it. If anything I hold the power
>>34104133
How likely is it to get swatted when using one of these services?
Im a bit spooked seeing as I have really bad luck when "breaking" the law
>>34104133
Make threads on /r9k/ about normie problems.
>>34104133
They are doing a scientific study to see if the amount of rape will increase, and to see if they can track the people who try to contact the hookers to try to bust them.
And the men who have wife, girlfriends, and sluts, do not want failed autists to have access to sex that way, because its cheating, and their daughters could be the whore
>>34104133
Mom goes to work for ten hour night shift, find mom's escort ad on backpage, end up going for it...
>>34104976
you're a slave because you need the service. you've managed to become an addict before even trying the drug
>>34104396
Pretty sure CL has escorts. They're in the personals under the guise of "companionship" "Two adults spending time together"
>>34104953
>he doesn't know that if you rub your pole it will shoot out white stuff and make you happy
Maybe it is time to try it.
>start reading thread thinking it's going to be about an anon discovering his mom is a whore
>it's not
Fuck off.
>>34105095
>put on my bane mask
>go to mom's escort motel
>asks who I am
>tell her nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
tfw I am her anus' reckoning
So you only look for hookers when ya mammy is at work? Don't have a phone or pc in ya room? Lil nigga,you need to up ya game.
>>34105249
"generous" is the keyword youre looking for