>Customer tells me to have a good day >Don't

>>34101356
Shit dude I don't know how to top the master of /MISCHIEF/

You win

>>34101356
>post in mischeif thread
>not mischevious

ABSOLUTELY BTFO

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>take lunch break at work
>punch back in at 29 minutes and 59 seconds after I punched out
>mfw Boss Shekelstein has to answer to the feds about his employees not receiving their mandated thirty minute breaks

>open the door for someone
>they thank me
>tell them back "your welcome"

thats right you read that right i used the possessive your instead of you're that your supposed to use and that dumb normie didnt even realize it

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>Driving with a friend in the middle of summer
>It's hot in the car
>He says "put on the air conditioning"
>I tell him it doesn't work
>It works

>>34101356
absoIutely mental

>>34101493
> friend
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! OUT!
OUT!

>>34101493
I do this too. I let the windows down when it is 115 F ( 43C for evryone else) and everyone bitches and moans so the next time we go somewhere I don't have to drive.

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>>34101535
>Claim I had a friend
>Don't
My second victim today!

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>tell all my friends I had sex with hot chick back in high school
>they believe me
>I didn't really have sex with her

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>>34101565
holy shit anon you're on a roll today
absolutely mischievous

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>Never trusted myself around guns
>Bought a gun

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>Tell people i'm fine and my life is great
>It really isn't

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>>34102658
>saving is prohibited
>save anyway

>>34102852 (You)
Here is your (You)

>>34102483
plz be safe anon
origamiii

>fourth grade, teacher giving out cookies
>asks me if I would like one
>say no thanks
>actually wanted one but have always been umcomfortable accepting free stuff

>6 yo
>eating candies at school
>everyone ask for candies
>say I don't have any when I actually hid them in my backpack

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>>34101356
>talking with a girl
>"See ya later!"
>I never see her again
d-devilish!

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>"Would you like your reciept sir?"
>Say yes
>Actually didn't want it

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>>34101356

>in a restaurant with mummy
>stacy waitress asks if everything is ok at our table
>says everything is ok
>we didnt have salt
>everything was not ok

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>>34101444
Holy shit I can't believe what I'm seeing in this post. TRIPS CHECKED

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>>34104666
So mischievous and triple 6s. We got ourselves an edgelord here. Don't think twice or you won't roll the dice.

Give it up buttercup.

Grab the mike you filthy dyke.

Give it up buttercup.

Desuoreganocilantrosenpaireeeeeeeee

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>>34101356
>use bathroom at restaurant
>somebody is pooping as I leave
>turn off the light
Take that, normie.

>>34105236

thats actually hilarious

bless you

>>34105236
>lock door behind me

would of been the perfect end

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>>34101356
>having saved game in 20 hours
>go save game
>"do not turn off power while saving"

>turn it off anyway

>>34105324
the absolute madman

orgocomento

>>34103075
You are literally me anon-kun~

>>34101394
im counting at least 2 levels of irony in this post

>>34101485
dumb.

try harder next time

>>34101485
No no, >your welcome, as in, he gave you a thanks and you are giving him a welcome in return.
>Your meal, sir
>Your report, boss.
>Your welcome
He didn't say anything because you were grammatically correct, if a little outdated manner of speech.

greentext
>don't actually greentext
but, i, in, fact did
>improperly use apostrophes

>homeless man asks for 2 dollars
>give him 5 dollars and say keep the change

haha, feels good to be bad

>>34101356
>Meet QT gorl
>situation will never work out
>lie to myself and go on date anyway, get feelings, and continue comunication

I'm so deep into /mischief/ I'm fucking my own self over

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>Teacher asks me for my homework

>Tell her I don't have it because I didn't do it

>Actually did do it and have it hidden under my book

I showed that teaching lady who's boss.

>>34105935

Those are commas not apostrophes you dingus.

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>>34106058
that was the point you double dingus

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>fall down stairs
>asks me if Im alright and if ai need help getting up
>I say Im ok
>actually broke both legs

Take that

>>34101356

>at chocolate store
>getting gift
>employee asks me if its for my girlfriend
>tell employee "yes"
>jokes on them, i dont have a girlfriend

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>Tell girl I love her
>I don't
h-hehe

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>2015
>Senior year
>think of ultimate prank
>post star wars spoiler around campus

>>34106463
>being in high school in 2015
truly mischievous, future politician

>>34101356
>6 years ago
>17yo
>come up with mischivious idea
>proceed to burn bridges
>every bridge burnt, nearly homeless
>still can't go through with it

Oh-ohoho! Joke's on you, buddy!

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>>34101356
>walk out of store
>detectors go off
>go on a rant saying it's busted and the owner needs to get it fixed
>walk out with some stolen useless plastic thing that's worth 1 cent in my pocket

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>>34106508
>tfw 2015 was 4 years ago

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>Deposit cash in ATM
>ATM freezes while processing the transaction
>Can't get my card back
>ATM asks me how much money I tried to deposit so that they can refund it later
>I put less than the actual amount
Take that you stupid machine, I am not going to solve your fuck ups!

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>>34101356
>tell cashier to have a nice day
>walk away laughing too myself since I know we both won't

>instant noodles says to let it sit for 2 minutes after removing from the microwave
>only let it sit for a minute and a half

>Doing an oil change to my car
>Owner's manual says to use synthetic oil only
>Use regular motorcycle oil because it's way cheaper

>>34106787
less than??

>>34101356
you saw this fucking shit on reddit you jack wagon.

>telemarketer calls
>asks if annon is here
>say no
>name is actually anon

>>34107194
I made a deposit of about $500, I didn't know exactly how much was it so when the ATM asked how much was it, I entered the amount of $300.
I indeed got my $300 refund 3 days later. Those fools will never know they gave me a different amount of money.

>>34107332
so devious you even fucked yourself over. genius.

>Get a new phone with a new number.
>Get several texts wishing some Sylvia roastie "happy new year"
>Answer the texts wishing them a happy year as well
Somebody stop me!

>>34107376
Send them nudes, Sylvia. That'd be devious.

>>34101444
>Not having a paid lunch break