Guys how do I stop accidentally staring at young girls when I

>>34096519
You know how your nervous system controls the muscles that direct your eyes? And how your conscious mind controls, for the most part, the muscular movements? Use it to keep your eyes fixed on other things.

I mainly just stare at the floor to avoid creeping people out by accidentally looking into their eyes on the rare occasion I actually go out.

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>>34096519
Lurk /tv/ for a while

>>34096567
>Use it to keep your eyes fixed on other things.
Easier said than done, especially when there's a hot beautiful 10-year-old girl smiling at me innocently.

If you like looking so much then why do you care. It's not illegal to look. Not yet at least.

>>34096600
Stop baiting and get a job you lazy neet faggot.

>>34096600
>Easier said than done
It isn't you damn pervert. You'd just rather stare at little girls.

>>34096602
The parents get mad at me when I stare at their children for too long, but I just can't help it. Their butts are so cute I could stare at them all day.

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>>34096519
You could try kissing an oncoming train

>>34096669
I suppose I do know that feeling. The idea of people noticing may seem frightening, but there is not any real danger in it.

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>>34096519
>staring
>not doing it in a manner where it just looks like she came/is in your view without you forcing it whatsoever
>being so ugly/beta that people don't automatically assume you have a gf
Maybe if you showered/groomed and wore something fitting they would stop thinking anything of your staring.

>>34096519
What do you look like, OP?
If you look young and attractive then you won't look creepy and people would be fine with you staring at their children.

>>34096775
>If you look young and attractive then you won't look creepy and people would be fine with you staring at their children.

no, no parents want a stranger to stare at their children.

>>34096798
Unless you're young and attractive. Trust me.

>>34096845
I'm not gonna trust you moron. Do you think their thought process is something like 'wow he's young and attractive I should fix my 10 year old daughter up with him' ?

Just do what I do and never go outside unless absolutely necessary.

>>34096884
They'll think you have fatherly instincts or something. It's okay to think little girls are cute as long as you don't think they're *that* cute.

>>34096884
That's actually how some parents think.

What's the best chance I can get an underaged girl to have sex with me? I'm 24 and I look 7.5/10 at best.

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>>34096724
Or get some help from a doctor, pic unrelated

>>34096972
Go to a third world village and pay a poor family to let you live with them and have your way with their daughter. That's probably your best bet.

>>34096972
What >>34097104 said.

Doing it here with some american teen girl who'd instantly blab or blackmail you is just asking for trouble.

>>34097104
That's actually a pretty good idea. The con is I'll be living in a third world banana village but I guess it'll worth it. Thanks anon.

>>34097141
This is why you should literally backstab girls once you're done using them, otherwise they'll be the one backstabbing you.

>>34097175
Good luck and be gentle.

>>34097213
Or only do illegal things with a girl who really loves you and knows the law

>>34097250
She could still backstab you. How do you know she "really loves" you? It's impossible to know.

>>34097175
I hope you're ready to live with them and marry her otherwise they'll murder you if you just deflower her before marriage. Make sure to bring lots of antiobiotics and shit to kill parasites.

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>>34097250
>underage, law breaking gf you can mold into the perfect subservient sexual partner
oh be still my heart

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>>34097324
>>34097250
>>34097299
you should read pic related.

>>34097401
Of course I've read it. Humbert made the classic mistake of putting his happiness before his beloved, and ended up getting cucked and dying of a broken heart. I would have done better in his position.

>>34096519

Where sunglasses or a hat. Where glasses and get a dog and claim to be blind and lure them in with a cute dog. Then stare away Anon.

>>34096669
Also know this feel. I get you OP, I really want to look but sometimes I have to restrain myself. I think its because I was molested as a kid personally. I don't think I have it in me to do it to a child but gosh darn if I don't jerk off to little girls in swimsuits.

kys for a start, fucking pedo

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why dont you all take a seat

>>34096519
>I go to this mall everyday
Are you Chris Chan? Why are you at the mall?

>>34097607
Pedophiles have been proven to be 60% more intelligent than the average human.

Jerk off just before you go outside.

Just stop being so desperate and stop staring. There'll be more qts realize this. Otherwise you'll be banned from the mall. Stop being obvious.

>>34097675
>tfw too intelligent to like boobs

>>34096519
>Guys how do I stop accidentally staring at young girls when I go to the mall?
>I go to this mall everyday and the guards are starting to get suspicious. One parent has already complained about me staring at her child.

>I go to the mall every day

Why?

>Accidentally stare at children

Weirdly enough I understand this, I am in no way a pedophile or attracted to kids(I'm solely a bbw chaser) but when I'm in an environment with children and they are being loud or making quick movements my eyes will automatically dart to them. I almost can't help it but it's like my brain is saying "there's a kid, you have to be careful around them". I don't get any lustful or romantic feelings when that happens though it's more like a paternal/tribe sort of thing where I subconsciously need to know where they are for a safety reason and to know if they are going to get in the way of anything I'm doing.

Does anybody else get this? I'm not trying to be a special snowflake or anything.

>>34097673
To eat food and buy shit when I need them. Why the fuck else.

>>34097721
Why are you there everyday? Why not just stock up?

>>34097706
You're a closet-pedo.

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>>34096519
>he hasn't mastered the art of oogling with your peripheral vision

>>34097675
[citation needed]
that doesn't excuse paedophiles from being mentally ill

>>34097742
I dine-in at different restaurants. I don't like eating at home since I'm alone there.

>>34097721
>Don't work at the mall
>Drive there every day to eat at the food court and buy overpriced junk

Why?

>>34097787
autists usually have routines like that

>>34097787
Because I have money and free time?
Stop fucking telling me what to do.

>>34097706
>>34097747 is right. You're a pedophile in denial. You automatically stare at children because you're attracted to them.

>tfw you have trained yourself not to be a materialistic selfish hollow cunt that looks at asses and tits while also running the risk of making eye contact, going even further being called out on it
It's better not to look at anything or anyone< i have my monitor for that

>>34097747
>closet-pedo
>The closeted/repression maymay

Freud was a cokeheaded hack and there is literally no scientific evidence for things like that. If I were a lolicon I certainly wouldn't need to repress it on an anonymous imageboards autistic neckbeard subforum either.

>>34097104
In Indonesia the Saudis have for a long time now implanted wahhbism, and form that they have lots of sex with underage girls. Typically a Saudi guy will go to a shitty village, give a father a dowry of 100 dollars, and take his daughter for about a week or two to fuck, and then divorce her and go back to Saudi Arabia. However, you would have to convert to wahhabi islam, which is the shittiest sect

>>34097757
it's a joke daft cunt

I sometimes stare at kids because they do funny shit and also I'd prefer not to interact with anyone but if they have a kid it's somehow easier. Like a dog.

>>34097894
I don't think so. If he were actually a closet-pedo he would have included some aside about how he HATES pedophiles and how he would NEVER touch a child inappropriately.

Masturbate before going to the mall or get a gf.

>>34097894
>You're a pedophile in denial. You automatically stare at children because you're attracted to them

>In denial

Nope, if I were like that I would know, I know what I like to fuck just like gay people know they're gay or pedos know they get hard to kids. If I had that orientation I would accept it and move on, I certainly think pedophilia is unsettling and wouldn't want any children to be molested but I'm not some frothing at the mouth normie who writes pedo revenge fantasies on Facebook or whatever.

>Inb4 writing a few paragraphs denying my denial is proof I actually am in denial

quick guys how do i find a gf who's also attracted to little girls?

>>34098014
I know this feel very much. You can be fantastical with children. I still talk with adults too. I'm just too autistic/hipster to talk with people my own age.

>>34098126
You can't, you really can't

>>34098121
Wow why are you so defensive about not being a pedo? Is it because you're a pedo yourself... in denial?

>>34098126
Prison, or psych wards?

>>34098126
You can't. The supply is too low, you can't compete with the pedo-chads.

>>34098268
Fuck now I wanna be a pedo-chad.

It's so weird that young girls are attracted to old men but old women aren't attracted to young boys.

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>>34098268
>tfw not a pedo-chad

>>34098159
>tfw denying that my denial of denying that my denial of being being in denial is proof that I'm in denial

Literally a miserable bundle of secrets senpai

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>>34098268
The fact that this is probably true depresses me to no end

>>34098534
The fact that you don't have any kind of gf at all and will never have one should already depress you to no end.

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Rate me and my little sis, /r9k/.

>>34096519
Sounds like you have autism OP.

>>34096600
It takes practice. Just do what us non-pedo-fucktards do when we notice a rack of cleavage on an actually developed woman above the age of consent: find some fixed point somewhere in the distance beyond and concentrate on that. Find a clock, or an exit sign, whatever.

>>34096567
>staring at the floor as you walk around all day
*chiropractors cackling in the distance*

>>34096619
This to be honest famicom. Those (You)s are gonna kill ya some day.