>wagecuck gets uppity >demand to speak with the manager

>>34095520
gets them every time, doesnt it?

>>34095520
Fuck you piece of shit. You better hope I don't catch your fat ass outside of work.

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(whispers) "I'm sorry you're an overweight virgin loser"
>"will that be all sir?"

>>34095593
You wish I was an overweight, virgin loser. In fact I am a fit, sexually active entrepreneur. Get back to making my cheeseburger, wagie.

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>tfw manager

>be software engineering GENIUS!!
>shit post on 4chan all day long
>wait for a coworker to break something
>let them struggle with it for 4 hours at least
>finally sit down at their desk and fix it in under 2 minutes
>now I'm considered useful and unfireable
>get paid prince's ransom in wages
>come home and fuck my gf

Living the dream, neetcucks

>>34095593
>"Anon, you want to help him with his groceries?"
>"I don't think he can carry all those kid cuisines to his moms van by himself."

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>Tfw watching custies get crusty for waiting more than 30 seconds

>implying I care if I get fired from a dead end job for beating up a fat NEET
On to the next one

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>>34095736
>thinks getting fired is the worst that could happen for physical assault
oh you naive little wagie

>>34095871
Normalfags only decry assault when it happens to women/other normalfags.

No one cares about fat faggots like you.

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>>34095520
This does feel smug, I admit.

Wagie reporting
>basically an apprentice ("learning/shadowing")
>just help other people
>make people like me so they don't mind that I do fuck all
>getting paid to do nothing

Feels comfy