>wake up >see yourself in the mirror >you're suddenly

>>34095432
Masturbate like a motherfucker

>>34095455
Came here to say this.

>You have been muted blah blah yada

suck a cock judgement free

>>34095432
Come to arcanine and arrange meet up & fucks with a bunch of autistic betas.

I'd love you

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>>34095491
You can do that right now if you wanted :3

>>34095432
Become extremely stressed thinking about how I'll be able to live my life.

>>34095432
I'd bully robots.
Maybe pick some skinny shy virgin and have him be my slave.

>Use my tit power to attract a bunch of nerdy guys around me
>They all think I want to fuck them eventually lol but fuck it
>Make them hang out with each other and be nice
>evebtually assemble some femnerds too, because wtf
> nerds and femnerds get along and grow closer
>eventually some of them realise that I'm not worth it and fuck each other
> however, the most normie male, the emergent leader is mine
> he is my king, and I am his queen
> together we rule our flock with grace and wisdom
well, at least until another turbo stacie attacks

contact doctor

Honestly? I'd camwhore and save money.

Be happy

First get a gun licence

Second try to find a husband

Third get to live the quite life of a house wife worry free

Start to promote traditional conservative values on Youtube.

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Buy cute clothes.
and masturbate in them

>>34095432
shoot up a school in the name of hilldawg

>>34095432
somebody show me a better vagina that that!

>>34095432
Like, Totally make fun of fat and ugly people on youtube.

Literally work my ass all day playing vidya showing my tits and all night camwhoring.

Save the money till I get back to my normal self or I hit the wall. Probably marry and divorse some fags for free 50% of their stuff before that though.

scissor with some lesbians, camwhore for money

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>>34095612
>femnerds

>>34095432
This premise is perfect for you, because ?......

Because you're a faggot

kill myself because who wants to be a useless whore? Women are worthless and I would hate to be some degenerate slut who has mush for brains. I like being a man and all the pussies in this thread who want to be women should all off themselves.

Fuck my girlfriend.

I dunno man listen to idol groups and watch Sakura trick and whatever. The stuff I do now anyway.

>>34095432
finish off the job the late great elliot rodgers started

no one would suspect me

You 'guys' make me sick

...as in nauseated....

Sick to my stomach...

You're disgusting....

Gross as fuck

>>34095919
why being a woman would be a blessing its life on easy mode

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>>34095919

Fuck outta here kid

Camwhore. I get to masturbate and make money. It's not my fault there are enough betas out there to actually pay for that shit.

Find a rich man/woman that will pay for my lifestyle and allow me to bang other turbo stacy's

>>34095963
>>34095969
>they still haven't blacklisted JohnnyNeptune

>>34095919
Nothing said on here was that bad, return to your sheltered environment norman.

>>34095432
Fuck rich chads all day

Be a vastly more successful lesbian than I currently am