Why don't you poop in the shower? You'll be saving money on toilet paper and helping your colon by squatting to shit like humans are supposed to. It's more relaxing to dump while under a waterfall than sitting on a cold piece of plastic.
Just try it one time.
A shower with a shit-sized drain for easy waste disposal?
You may be onto a bazillion dollar idea.
Good luck man.
I already do, feels gud mang
>>34095277
toilets don't need to exist, shower pooping is the ideal.
>>34094474
>not doing /nopoops/
fucking poop cucks
stay strong fellow /nopoops/ters
>not being able to squat on the toilet properly
Fucking fatasses.
>>34094474
>>34095203
>smelling my own shit and farts
No thanks, I already can't stand it in a normal environment. With hot water running and steam in the air it only magnifies the smells. I farted once in the shower and nearly threw up.
Also the pipes are already plenty clogged with my long hair and dead skin. There's no need to stuff some logs in there.
I do actually pee in the shower sometimes though.
>>34094474
I prefer to poo in the loo
>>34096607
>taking hot showers
enjoy your dry skin
>>34094474
because I am white, achmed.
>>34098263
You're destroying your colon, John Smith.
>>34094474
>showering
nice normie meme, you faggot
true robots don't take showers