>tfw no bf to cuddle, hug, hold hands with, stay up all night

>>34093270
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>>34093270
Hey this is exactly what I want (even when our hands get sweaty from holding hands too long), but I'm just not into traps

sorry

>>34093270
you fresh from a breakup?

>>34093295
I'm a biological female, but okay. Have a nice day, anon.

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>>34093318
>I'm a biological female, but okay.
Prove it, to be desu.

>Have a nice day, anon.
im not

>>34093318
You're a man until you prove otherwise. That's how the internet works.

>>34093270
>She doesn't have a brother to do that with
I'm sorry.

oregano bolognese

>>34093318
No. I'm a KV and have never been in a relationship.

>>34093394
Why have you never been in a relationship?

>>34093290
Not in Seattle, sorry.

>>34093270
where are you located anon...we could be happy together

>>34093430
East coast?
Ooo

>>34093270
DIE ROASTIE, TAKE YOUR SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE. NO ONE WANTS YOU YOU FILTHY ATTENTION WHORE.

Let's all be lonely and self pity together <3

>>34093270
Here we go again with this fucking story.
I'll tell you what happens anon when someone posts their contact

>You get in contact
>Have a good chat
>One of you leaves to sleep or whatever
>Next time you're both online
>Nothing happens and you ghost him

Happened time and time and time again so FUCKING DIE

>>34093521
9 times out of 10 it's usually the "girl" who ghosts the guy

usually because she's moving on to Chadder pastures

>>34093521
kek this has happened to me 3 times in the past 2 weeks..

>>34093521
I've gotten abandoned countless times, too. By people I've added on here. It's not just girls who do that.

i'll be your bf and wont abandon you because i have no friends, post contact info

>>34093592
But she'll abandon you. Mark my words.

>>34093270
You're a dude, aren't you

Fuck off, dude, you're not a real girl

>>34093270
Not OP, but if anyone is from Western Europe and would like to talk then hello.
Don't bother if you hate chubby girls.

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After years of experience on 4chan I can roughly translate what this roastie whore is really communicating:

>tfw no Chad bf to cuddle, hug, hold hands with, stay up all night talking to, straddle, and sit on his lap
Literally the worst feel. I'm so alone and starved of Chad's affection. I just want to do pic related with my qt nonexistent Chad bf.

Stop posting your contact info you fucking idiots. Stacy will never want you, stop pursuing an unachievable dream.

>>34093561
I've never ghosted anyone. At wordt I'll let the conversation die because she doesn't seem interested.

>>34093270
i can give you something fictional if you want.
i don't think i can meet you irl, but i'd like to have an online-only relationship to fight my loneliness and experience new emotions.

>>34093621
I'm from Western Europe but you'll probably ghost me after the first day. Or I'm too boring for you.

[email protected]

>>34093561
>It's not just girls who do that.
9 out of 10 times it is

>>34093621
I fucking love chubby girls more than life itself but I'm in Canada and fat

>>34093641
Do you have Skype? I don't really feel like e-mailing and nothing comes up when I search for you in Skype.

>>34093774

ye housat is an autogenerated email. here's skype

[email protected]

well despite what's being said i'm going to post my kik anyways. any lonely fembots can come be lonely with me. jsc_84

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I wish you worthless wastes of souls could fuck off back to facebook and all the other fifty million social media that you use to pleasure your vile egos. Sage in all fields and die.

>>34093837
the bitterness is strong with this one