Who /quarter-life crisis/ here? >19 >Already worried about

>thought I was having a quarter life crisis
>i'm 27
>realize that would mean my life expectancy would be over 100 years
>realize i missed out on my quarter-life crisis

>>34090011
I'm the same as you, only I'm 21
and balding heavily

>20
>Have depression and anxiety
>Didnt go to Uni at 18 like my friends so have lost contact
>Going to Uni this year when ill be nearly 21
>Virgin
>Unemployed
>Sexually molested when child so not good with relationships

>When does life start....

>>34090011
>tfw 19 and about to graduate college this summer
>tfw people either think I'm in highschool or in my mid 20s

I guess I must just look odd

>>34090128
Oh and I'm also balding, though I think I carry it well.

>>34090011
>nostalgic for highschool

Normie.

>>34090011
how shit must your life be that high school was a highlight lmao

>>34090155
I hated it at the time.

But in retrospect it was super-comfy.
>No shitty job
>Got to sit and learn about stuff all day rather than get yelled at by customers
>Teachers tended to be nice

If I only I knew what awaited me I would have taken full advantage of high-school.

>>34090164
Pretty fucking bad.

Well not so much now as immediately after highschool.

>>34090164
highschool is the best time of most people's lifes
you basically have zero responsabilities and just worry about having fun

>19
>NEET since high school
>still a virgin
>went through a period where I thought I was gay but I actually wasn't

I'm slowly driving myself mad. I need to fix my life somehow

I just recently turned 19 and nearly all of this applies to me. I already feel like I'm no more a teen and horribly miss the time when I've been playing vidya with my skype friend even though it was just 1.5 years ago

>>34090011

just wait until youre 30 op

>grey hairs starting to appear
>facebook feed full of friends kids and marriages
>boss at work is 5 years younger than me
>having to come to grips with the fact that im getting fucking old

>still feel young
>just want to play vidyas and live forever

>>34090456
tbqh I wouldn't mind being older.

But right now I feel like I'm in a horrible limbo between high-school and college. It feels like I really need to double down on trying to make it as a normie so I try to make friends with the other people who failed high-school while I can.

>>34090566
>making friends with other people who failed

Shit idea. Try and befriend some normies, that will actually help you improve

>22
>senior in college
>girl I had class with has two kids old enough to speak
>have lines around my mouth when I smile now
>back cracks more
>tfw no positive school memories because was a bullied, socially withdrawn assburger
>tfw still no female friends even though I thought I'd meet some in college

I wish I could go back, I fucked up, adult life looks too hard

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>>34090011
>ABLOOOO IDS ALL OVER NAO
>REEEEE I'M 19 HELP PLS
You literal children fucking sicken me, you don't belong here, come back when you're 30 and still living at home

>not having a life merely consisting of crises
>being a robot
>MMXVII A.D.

>>34091141
I can't do that because all the normies have gone to university. And I mean all the normies, I live in a shitty town so they don't come back once they do.

>26
>everyone assumes I'm over 30

On the one hand, I get more respect from my coworkers who assume I have seniority. On the other hand, people think I'm a failure for not being further along in life at 30.

>>34091329
Not the anon you responded to but this. Nobody left but me.

>>34091273
Fuck off cunt. You do realise there are 40 year olds living at home that can say the same to you.

>>34091244
>22
>lines around the mouth
Jesus, I'm 26 and I don't have them, what kind of shit diet do you live on?

>18
>full beard
>6'3"
>Chubby
>tfw everyone thinks you're way older than you actually are
>tfw on your only date ever the waitress thought you were the girl's dad.

>>34091373
I smoke a shit ton and have bad genetics. I used to not have smile lines but at least those are the only lines.. so far.

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>>34091360
And it'd ring pretty hollow since I'm already 32 and still living at home :^)

>>34091396
Smoking breaks collagen, my friend has terrible wrinkles around the eyes. Maybe you should tone it down and eat a bit better.

>>34091329
Go to trade school or something

It will keep you frombeing a complete loser and also give you a chance to socialise, two birds with one stone and such

>>34091431
I'm trying to repeat the modules I failed last year and go to uni. Then stay there until I die.

School was great and I've discovered that being NEET and working are both quite shit.

>>34090011
>>34091494
> Be me
> 23
> Graduated from uni in May 2016
> Bachelors in Bio with minor in Psych
> Applied and interviewed at 4 Med Schools
> 3 local and 1 foreign
> Rejected at all three local schools
> Accepted at the foreign school
> Student loan was rejected
> Can't pay, can't enroll
> Study for DAT and pass it
> Apply to dental school
> Gf is asked for interview to pharmacy school
> Nervous because I haven't been called for interview yet
> Sent hundreds of resumes and have interviewed for many min wage jobs
> Still unemployed
> $9k in student loans that I have to begin paying
> My education has rendered me unemployable unless I keep studying
> Worried I won't be accepted to school and become a failure
> Hair starting to recede

What am I doing with my life?

>19

lol fuck off. you're even done through college

try being 25+ first

>didn't do well in highschool because I was thinking about suicide all the time
>no scholarships or anything
>poor
>can't afford to go to college

All these people talking about college like it's a necessity really hurt me

>>34090199
>Got to sit and learn about stuff all day rather than get yelled at by customers

This. People really underrate having the opportunity to learn new, interesting topics everyday, instead of working in a dead-end, soulcrushing job until you rot away

>>34090011
That was some time ago for me. I got over it eventually, and promised myself to never put myself in a situation where I'm dependent on normies ever again.

>>34091819
>only 9k in loans

Hahaha fuck you millenials are whiny bitches.

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>>34090011
>24
>finished useless bachelor degree
>cant find a job with good prospects
>never had a single romantic experience
>dont have any relevant hobbies.
>dont know what i want to do
>no passion
>no dreams
>no nothing

>>34092087
$9k in school loans because an athletic scholarship kept that at bay.
I've also got $36k in auto loans because I was a major idiot.

>>34090011
>Already worried about receding hair
Don't worry too much about it, stress causes hair to recede. Choose only one shampoo to use and/or conditioner. Don't share hair combs or brushes with anyone, make sure to clean your hair brushes/combs.
>No one believes me when I tell them I'm 19
Who cares if they don't believe you, try carrying your ID card somewhere safe with you just in case.
>Already super nostalgic for high-school
It's okay to reminisce or have nostalgia.
>All my old friends have surpassed me in basically every way
Try not to think about the achievements, but your achievements, goals or tasks you wish to accomplish!

>>34090011
>started growing my hair
>switched my workout routine to be as small and ripped as possible
>not sure if slowly becoming a trap or a permanent hanzo cosplay
I'm confused as shit and only 22, if I hit 40 I'll be fucked

>22
>lost contact with high school friends and have basically had none for the past 4 years
>entering last year of college
>never had a gf
>only work experience is min wage fast food
I've decided to try and turn things around this year but I just don't know where to start socially. Should I try and reestablish contact with my old friends?

>>34092993
Yes.

Also try MDMA. Every robot that doesn't know what to do socially needs to try MDMA.

>>34093100
>Also try MDMA
Going to steer clear of drugs, I'm going to try and become a cop after graduation and that'll be a big red flag. I realize that robot personalities don't exactly do well in law enforcement but if everything goes well this year that shouldn't be as much of a problem.

>>34093355
Then become a cop, bust someone with MDMA, and try a bit.

Autism really does have a cure.

>>34090011
>quarter-life
Implying you'll live more than 40, lel.

>>34093100
How does one even go about getting drugs without contacts?

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>>34090247
>highschool is the best time of most people's lifes

tfw in highschool and it's definitely not the best time of my life

>>34094142
Deep web.

That's where most dealers get it from these days anyway.

>>34094164
It is.

The real suffering just hasn't started yet.

>>34094164
I hated high school with a damn passion. But at least I wasn't having a true existential crisis. It genuinely gets terrifying when you think about how you're a grown adult sitting in your room all day watching anime, while everyone else is out studying, working, getting girlfriends, wives etc