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>need more booze
>Already drank all the stuff mom bought for Christmas and New year's
>No money to buy more because neet and no job because King Nigger destroyed the economy and no one is hiring
>Remember we have a spare key to my uncle's apartment in case of emergencies
>Wait until mom leaves for work
>Take a train to the city, go the apartment building where my uncle lives
>Buzz his apt to check if he already left for work
>No response so I go in and take the elevator
>Go through his entire apartment, finally found some money in a drawer
>Last night mom gets a call
>It's my uncle
>He says someone broke in and stole money, the cops are all over his apartment looking for clues
>They are trying to get footage from the security camera on the ground floor
What the fuck do I do?
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>>34089454
Admit you're an alcoholic and go to AA? I doubt your uncle will press charges against you, unless he's a complete dick. Definitely expect to have to pay him back and return his key, though.
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lol fake. the police, and your uncle unless he is retarded, would know that the place wasn't broken into and would be investigating whoever had key/the shop your uncle had keys made
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why didnt you just shoplift instead of stealing from your uncle?
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Sounds horrible.
Physical addiction.
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>>34089454
What did you do anon, turn the place over? For fuck sake all you had to do was take some money lying around - inconspicuous.
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>>34089553
Not OP but the consequences if caught are far worse than robbery that is committed against private citizens. I remember my family house was robbed as a child and the police gave no shits, basically said 'Oh well, tough luck' and went on their way.
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>>34089522
I'm not going to AA I'm not addicted. I only drink while watching TV and playing games, also I don't drink all day, only after dinner
>>34089553
You can't shoplift beer
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>>34089811
>robbed your uncle to pay for alcohol
>not addicted
So you're just a piece of shit?
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>>34090024
Why can't he be both.
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Get a job. There are tons of jobs even for alcoholic dipshits.
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Do they sell beer in supermarkets and pharmacies where you live? It's surprisingly easy to steal cases of beer, since they're too large to bag it's hard to tell at a glance whether you've paid or not. Depending on the store's layout you can often just walk straight out the door with it no problem. I did this hundreds of times when I was too broke to buy beer, got caught twice but the charges were dismissed both times. Can give you a few tips if you want.
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>>34089811
The first step is to admit you have a problem.
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>>34089454
>No one is hiring
Literally just got a job 2 months ago. Bullshit nobody is hiring you little lying nigger, we both know you never applied, and just want government gibsmedats.
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>>34089454
>No money to buy more because neet and no job because King Nigger destroyed the economy and no one is hiring
Um what?
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