>wake up >see yourself in the mirror >you're suddenly

Destroy reputation

Orig

Wizards of waverly place reunion

>>34085890
Suck Bieb's big clit.

Spend all of her $16,000,000 as fast as I can

take all her money and burry it in a place only i will remeber, in case i turn back to normal, if this happens i will go take all her money and live a lazy life in my basement

>>34085890
have existential crisis and commit suicide

>>34085902
how ?

roginiladiaosdasd

Masturbate.

Originale

>>34085955
Post a barrage of disgusting sex tapes on social media, release a song about how much you hate Jews, etc.

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>>34085890
>see how wrecked my vag is
>masturbate
>find some guys and suck their dicks
>get railed a few times
>suck some more dick
>spend money on the most expensive food and booze I can find
>suck some more dicks
>sleep
>repeat
Basically what I'd do now if I was attractive and had money

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>>34086132
That sounds kinda gay anon :3
I'd do the same

>>34085890
freak out. pack my bags. cover my face. run away from home, travel to the middle of no where, re-evaluate my entire life, commit suicide

get treated for herpes and lupus

>>34085890
Kill myself because I'm a fucking roastie

>>34085890
Do people actually think she is hot?

Retire. Buy a nice house. Fade into obscurity. Maybe get a qt gf

Have lots of lesbian and straight sex.
Maybe a bunch of porn.
Hide money for myself to find later.

>>34085890
Go on a anal exploration quest

Well, I always wanted to experience lesbian sex...

Probably masturbate or something

>>34085955
>kidnap a nigger and livestream me kicking the chair from under him as I recite Horst Wessel Lied

>>34085890

Kill myself so she has to be stuck in my body and live my life forever. She'll probably kill herself too

>>34085890
give my brother several million dollars

if you suddenly turned into a girl would be considered gay to suck a dick?

>>34085890

Blow the lid on pedowood.

>>34085890
>Die of lupus