>tfw no qt sarcastic skinny the preshun dark eye bags good

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somebody please be my qt sarcastic skinny the preshun dark eye bags good at computers good music taste cyberbully bf now

thanks for reading btw I probably have aspergers lets please save each other please

SOMEBODY BE MY BOYFRIEND

why should i be that for you, huh

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>>34080220
perfect what's your skype

>>34080034
>tfw no chain smoking single mom with tattoos gf

>>34080034
>>34080085
I have all this OP
do you at least have a feminine penis?

>>34080285
I don't but I have a w(h)innnnnnnnning personality

>>34080310
Do you have a feminine penis(female)?

>>34080478
no and please stop bullying me also ty

>>34080529
Then fuck off faggot
I'll only accept females or females(male)

I'm kinda cute, in a long haired lanky guy kinda way. I'm not great and computers, but I really like them and enjoy learning to code in my free time.

I'm also really passionate about music. I don't know what you consider /good taste/ but I like weird stuff.

I don't cyberbully people tho, because I try and be nice because my parents raised me right.

I also had an autistic gf a while back.

I know this is bait, but still, I like summing myself up and then getting shot down. Even if you are b8 or whatever we can still talk about music, if you're down.

So hi ;-;

>>34080593
I'm a female and uninterested in a guy who would jerk off to traps

>>34080639
You want a medal roastie?

>>34080632
It's not bait but I'll admit it is autistic shitposting. What's your skype?
>>34080658
Yes I do

>>34080034
I'm all the rest but what do you consider good music taste

>>34080034
>>34080701
>skype
I don't use this, that's only for the real winners

>>34080701
OK u passed the test
My kik is bengarrison69

Sorry anon but i'm not gay....

>>34080722
I think that if you have good music taste you just know that you do. Even if our tastes differ, you can still believe that yours is good and we can have exhausting arguments about it while we fall in love.
>>34080632
>>34080724
>>34080740
Are you all the same person?

>>34080755
>Are you all the same person?
No, we're just all Failed Normals that you'd settle for in lieu of Chad

>>34080722
I'm not sure who that is, but I'm
>>34080632

So no, that's not me.

My Skype is Jaxsonp10.

I don't usually give it out like this, but I wanna talk.

>>34080755
No I'm better looking than those other two fags

>>34080820
>No I'm better looking than those other two fags
Nice inferiority complex, you fat manlet dicklet handlet wristlet personalitylet

O look you described me...

>ywn have someone who actually wants you, and all of your characteristics as a whole

>>34080870
That's because women (after the advent of the internet) can pick and choose any man they want, like we pick fruit at the market.

>inb4 "b-but men can do this too! d-dating apps!"
Chad can do this. Not all men can do this on the scale women do this "oh hmm you meet only 73 out of the 95 requirements I want in an ideal bf, dropped" shit

>>34080755
I posted my kik you slut what are you waiting for

>>34080841
You only got 5 of those right

>>34080272
holyshitthis is so cute

I'm not sarcastic.
I'm skinny
I could develop eye bags if my partner wanted.
I wouldn't say I'm good at computers but I'm average? Maybe a bit better than that, also willing to learn about computers more.
I listen to pretty much anything, so you could tailor my music taste for me.
Not sure what a cyber bully is.

[email protected]
My throwaway ^ if you're interested.

what kind of music do you like anon??
ori
gaanononono

>>34080961
I only have skype, I'm sorry.
But I don't want to add you because you're being mean.
>>34081046
He uses this board
>>34081066
I only have a skype throwaway. Don't force yourself into a mould for another person, anon. You deserve somebody who likes you for you.

>>34081046
>>34081178
but how do I get him to love me

>>34081178
You said you wanted a cyberbully bf
And I don't have a Skype throwaway

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>>34081178
>Deserve
It's cool, didn't get my hopes up anyway...

>fix my school's bluscreened computers
>Boot Arch Linux first try
Master command line on both PC, Linux, and mac
>Stay up all night so eyebags
>Skinny cause high metabolism
>Sarcastic cause both parents were sarcastic
>Relatively handsome
>No mental illnesses
>6'3"
>6" dick so average

>Still no one wants me

>>34081187
If you find out let me know
>>34081193
Well then we are at a standstill in our relationship, anon
>>34081214
I don't understand how you could take me saying that you are deserving of being loved for who you are as a negative thing.
>>34081221
Why wouldn't you post your skype?

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>good at computers
hell yes
>good taste in music
as long as it's not rap music it's all good
>skinny
6'2 145lbs
>sarcastic
i dont really talk a whole lot but when i do im pretty funny in my mind
>cybebully
nah

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>>34081280
People always tell us robots we deserve this or that, we never see any of it.

Even when we pursue it, we never achieve it.

>>34081280
Listen bb, all these other guys have a shit taste in music okay? Know how I can tell? I just can. All you need to do is get kik or discord or literally anything other than Skype and then we can get married

>>34080801
Where do you live? Like uk? Or ny?

>>34080034
If only I was skinny and good at computers.