How do I make a decent Tinder Bio??? I can't for the life

Idk cause I'm not a normie but I don't think tinder is any good for getting a gf, may be good for losing virginity tho.

>>34073229
Just type your post into your bio, girls will take it as a joke.
Unless you look like it would actually apply.

I have:
"If i see that dog filter one more time, I'm gonna hang myself."

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>>34073291
>"If i see that dog filter one more time, I'm gonna hang myself."
I just put something similar before I even read this.... I'm OP btw... maybe it'll work.
This is my fake account and I got 20 likes in 2 days... my real account can't get 1 like in a week I just recently remade it

Take a clear profile picture from a good angle in good lighting, but don't make it look professional.
State mundane things in interesting ways, and don't make it seem like you're really invested in it. For example, instead of "I like pineapple pizza", say something like "If you don't like pineapple on your pizza swipe left".

Also, swipe right on literally everyone.

When you get a match the best thing to do is go into their interests and find something related which you know about. For example, if you match up with a punk girl, send a message like "Saw your bio and I think we'd get along. You a GG Allin fan?"
Try to end messages with questions, it provokes them to continue talking to you.

Ask if they'd like to meet up within 15 messages or it will never happen.

>>34073385
>swipe right on literally everyone
But I only like Black Girls and Latinas....

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>>34073229
Copy this guys bio, exactly . Word for word

>>34073370
What is the point of making a fake account anyways? It surely wont help you get laid.
I can never see catfishing someone ending up well.

>>34073385
>You a GG Allin fan?
how 2 creep people

>>34073291
>Just type your post into your bio, girls will take it as a joke.
If you do this.
Say no when they ask:
"Are you really a virgin?"

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>>34073428
To talk shit to roasties and deny them. I actually got a date with a Mexican chick with that account and then I called her a spic and told her to fuck off.

>>34073548
that's creepy as fuck man
don't do that