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>Be me
>23 year old virgin
>Visit a bar to try and pick up chicks
>Notice a red-haired qt sitting by herself
>Sit next to her and introduce myself
>I quickly realize she is as much of a dweeb as me
>We talk about Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, and WoW for 2 hours
>At one point she blurts out she is a virgin
>I admit the same
>"We can fix that Anon"
>HolyShit.jpg
>We go back to my apartment
>Start making out on my bed
>Both our pants are quickly off
>Qt wants to start with oral
>I agree
>Start gently licking her labia
>Make my way upward to her clit
>She tenses up and starts squeezing my head with surprising force
>I am trapped in a modified front headscissors
>WTF?!?!
>I struggle to escape her thighs and remember physically tapping out at one point
>After about 25 seconds she relaxes and lets me go
>Qt starts sobbing profusely
>"I-I'm s-s-sorry Anon. D-did I hurt you?"
>"Not really, but what was that?"
>"It w-was too much and I freaked out. Maybe we can try again later."
>She quietly gets dressed and leaves my apartment
>MFW instead of finally having sex, I lose to a girl in an impromptu MMA match.
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>>34067246
You got her number at least right?
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Did you at least get her number anon
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>>34067246
GET OUT NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34067276
Yeah. Hopefully she will be willing to see me again. She was an awkward girl and looked embarrassed when leaving.
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>>34067307
>23 year old virgin
>Fails at sex
>Is still considered a normie
Wew lads
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>>34067246
tell her you loved it and want her to do it again
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>>34067315
Next time just be more alpha.
She's beta just like you but chose to me alpha for that moment, so I'm not trying to push the b yourself meme
You can do it anon, next time you'll do it. Don't let me down
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>>34067246
>>Be me
i stopped reading, now get the fuck out
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>>34067342
It's not about having sex but women finding him attractive so they had initiated sex (even unsuccessful)
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>>34067246
my asexual ass is laughing at you
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>>34067246
I don't really believe any of this happened but it was a funny thing to waste time reading.
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>>34067246
if you got her number just message her and say "hey I really enjoyed last (day) when can I see you again?" she'd really appreciate that you're demonstrating you don't care what happened.
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>>34067414
That seems like a pretty good plan. Thanks for the advice anon.
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>>34067486
And try fapping twice beforehand
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>>34067385
Randomly attracting one sexually frustrated nerd does not make OP a normie. Normie Chads are able to get sex with any girl they choose.
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>>34067530
Wouldn't that just make me impotent?
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>>34067246
>MFW instead of finally having sex, I lose to a girl in an impromptu MMA match.
That's the best way you could have put it, anon.
I hope you meet up with this girl again and fuck her senseless.
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when a girl squeezes your head like that you're suppose to keep licking til her body goes limb from climax
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>>34067246
That's super cute. I hope you guys get together.
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>>34067246
This is badly written fantasy even by this board's standards
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>>34067990
I can't tell if it's fake or simply an autistic telling of real events. Either way, I appreciate this entertaining OC.
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>>34067990
>>34068084
At BEST, it might have happened but involved a fugly landwhale with a crotch that smelled like a sewer and not the cute redhead which the OP would have us believe.
Mostly likely, however; it's a complete fabrication.
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casual normans are the worst normans
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>>34067574
Connecting with someone else to the point of agreeing to have sex with them makes OP a normie. Robots cannot connect with anyone.
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