Is it gay if I'd fuck myself? I'm not attracted to

>>34067081

I don't think so it's gay. I'd have sex with myself too - or a rule 63 me. I'm a sexy bitch. Plus I'd have so much in common with me - I like all the things that I like.

lil asexual

>>34067081
that would be narcissism

but you do have a very womanly ass

I'm not gay and I would fuck your butt, so no worries you're not gay either

>>34067348
nothing gives a chuckle like good ol' r9k logic

I'm ugly but I'd suck my own cock. Seeing it throb in the mirror after cumming, mmm

>>34067081
How did you obtain a rump this nice looking? What are your secrets?

>>34067438
> strenuous mountain biking up steep slopes and rough terrain
> long distance street biking (20+ miles)
> squats
> bridges
(lay flat on floor, raise yourself up with one knee bent 90 degrees with foot on the floor, other leg held straight aloft, shoulders on the floor - should work your butt and abdomen)
> donkey kicks
(kick backwards powerfully with knee bent like a donkey)
> leg ups coupled with sit ups
(lay flat on floor and raise your legs aloft to 45 degree angle, hold as long as possible, then do as many "leg ups" until failure, then do sit ups)
>holding legs out sideways, forwards, backwards for as long as possible and high as possible

one thing I've learned is that if you do high stress exercises like squats, bridges and leg ups first, it tires your muscles in a way so that doing the minor exercises like donkey kicks and the leg holds end up being more of a workout than they would be by themselves, and they really help with toning to prevent stringy muscle

cardio is great too, keeps you slim. jumping jacks are fun

Nice ass, bro.