What is your favorite Donald Trump quote?

'We will no longer surrender ourselves to the false song of Globalism'
- Donald 'build a wall 90 feet tall' Trump

"Bing bing bong!"

-Donald "piss duck" Trumpstein

>>34065072
"grab her by the pussy"
and "I've got all the best [insert noun]"

"The own him lock, stock, and barrel

-The Don

"JEB BUSH SAID HE WAS GOING TO TAKE HIS PANTS OFF AND MOON EVERYONE"

Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

-Donald "Get Hick Votes by Hating on Spics" Trump

"Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business."

>>34065072

"We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism"

Original

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

-Donald "Take the American People for Fools" Trump

"I have not supported same-sex marriage. I have supported civil partnerships and contractual relationships."

"Fuck God and the Fuck the Aliens."

Without passion you don't have energy, with out energy you have nothing.-Trump

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

"Fuck Moloch"

"The wall just got 10 feet higher"

Classic but I love this one

>>34065072
"I will foster in the era of true equality, and black supremacy."

~Donald "Cuck" Trump

>>34065072
"Kill the niggers, gas kikes, race war now"
- Donald J. Trump

"I will gas all of the jews- I mean muslims"
-Donaldo "Make Mexico pay for it" Trumple the 45th president of the United States.

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/07/roko_s_basilisk_the_most_terrifying_thought_experiment_of_all_time.html

Sexually groping is not sexual

Donald "Molest Like the Best" Trump

>>34065072

You have to go back

Origimente

Pee in my mouth, I love watersports

Donald "Watersport or Fartersport" Trump

>>34065072
"Down the hall and to the left"

>>34065931
Truly his greatest performance,its like i was there.

"I want you to piss in my mouth"

President-Elect Donald J. Trump

"Thanks Obama"

Dolan Jay Trum

My favorites:
>China
>Wrong
>Sad

>>34065072
"FUCK! I'm dead!"

Fuck that pleb.

"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."

"Voting is the most precious right of every citizen, and we have a moral obligation to ensure the integrity of our voting process."

>>34066666
Kek has spoken in the name of delicious digits

>>34066666
#imwithher
Original post is original

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"I don't think Ivanka would [pose for Playboy]. Although she does have a very nice figure. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her."

Everybody loves me
-Dahnald

>>34066666
holy shit, checked the quints

>>34066666
Check theeeeeeeeeeem :D

>Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

>>34065072
The one he just said today about BuzzFeed being a fake news source.
Greatest president ever.

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"The wall just got ten feet taller"

Not bothering to look them up, so from memory:
>He is very good at cyber
>Healthy kid takes vaccination gets autism. Many such cases!

>Look, having nuclear--my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart--you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world--it's true!--but when you're a conservative Republican they try--oh, do they do a number--that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune--you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged--but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me--it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right--who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners--now it used to be three, now it's four--but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years--but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

>>34066758
that was funny, but he is a fucking pussy for not letting any reporter finish their question and not even allowing the cnn guy to ask one in the first place after literally attacking them

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"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall."

>>34065175
NASTY GUY

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"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

>>34065072
"we will not surrender our country..."

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http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/entertainment/people/donald-trump-quotes-57213

Here's a good sample

"I diliberately engineered the election of a corperate raider instead of a career politician so that the President could finally rob something other than the american people. We'll see how it's going in four years."
-Batman bin Suparman on Donald Trump

>>34065072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj1uCVrMTMs

You're fired

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>>34065072
This quote tbqh senpootaitchi

"I thought it would be funny to give a real esate tycoon nuclear weapons"
-Jared Leto's joker on Donald Trump

>>34066784
reads like a post-modern novel

"duuur... hurrrr dee.. durr duhhhhhhhhh"
-impersonating disabled man

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Buzzfeed is a
FAILING
PILE
OF
GARBAGE

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>>34065667
But do you understand it???

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"Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business."

Made me think of Venom Snake's "Kept you waiting, huh?" quote and pic related.

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I've got the best words

The Jew is the Demon behind the degeneration of mankind

>>34065072
"asexuals are the best"

The negro is the common enemy of the working class man, not the capitalist.

-Donald "Negros are Inferior" Trump

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We have to be better at cyber

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

- Donald Drumpf

Does meme land know that when Nicola Tesla passed away the gubmint sent none other than Donald Trumps uncle to go investigate Tesla's lab? He was apparently a leading physicist/electrical engineer at the time.

>>34065072
"I'm very proud of my wife's son"

- Donald 'Cucklover' Trump

>>34067784
Yes we all read the time travel fanfic. Also the Trump family is only in America because the Prussian authorities kicked out his ancestor because they accused him of draft dodging so they told him to stay in America. He would have moved back otherwise.

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"He slept in this bed, you know.

Svetlana, get it in her mouth. That's a good girl. Beautiful."
-Donald J. Trump

>>34067916
go to hell liberal scum

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He had a tweet that's now been deleted where he said Ratko Mladic is the first European who fought ISIS and is a hero.

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>>34065072

For pure comedy/retardation this

>>34068001
What's your problem? Friedrich Trump wanted to go back but the German Empire thought he only went to America to dodge his military service so they told him to stay in America.

>Soon after the family returned, Bavarian authorities determined that Trump had emigrated from Germany to avoid his military-service obligations, and he was classified as a draft dodger. Officially, they found that he had violated the Resolution of the Royal Ministry of the Interior number 9916, a 1886 law that punished emigration to North America to avoid military service with the loss of German citizenship. For several months, Trump petitioned the government to allow him to stay but he was unsuccessful.

It all worked out for him and his kids in the end

>>34068120
you are countering something good about his ancestry with something you think is embarrassing

but, at the same time... i sort of think The Donald should be more relaxed about the whole Russia thing than he actually is.

he sees it as a way that people are diminishing his victory, seeing as the democrats were hurt by the hacking scandal, and he doesn't want it to take away from his glory so he denies it, surely without evidence either way

why? who cares? at this point he has already won, why can't he just accept his victory gracefully rather than try to squeeze every last drop of glory out of it?

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>2015
>Meryl Streep is excellent; she's a fine person, too.

>2017
>Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood

Ivanka, yes, just like that...good girl, mmm, now swallow it all.

-Donald "My Daughter Is My Dick Fodder" Trump

>tfw when you don't even know if those quotes you don't recognise ITT are real or made-up because Trump says the most ridiculous shit
Many such cases.

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"the weapons of mass destruction"

-D Trump

>>34065072
"Global warming is an expensive hoax!"

We love Israel. We will fight for Israel. 100%. 1000%. It will be there forever.
t. Dolan "totally not a Jewish puppet"' Trump

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i dont have a trump quote, but i have a cruz quote.
"Fork over the delegates, Dahnald, and nobody will get hurt. If you don't give me the delegates, you will face my wrath, Dahnald."

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>"The current situation is a disaster, an absolute disaster. We need to Make Israel Great Again"

>>34068225
No I didn't mean it that way I just think it's an interesting story. I don't see "draft dodger" as an insult or anything and it would be pointless to attack his ancestors, it's just that I live next to the town they came from and it's such a funny twist how the Trump family ended up providing the new POTUS. I also know the story about Tesla but someone turned that into a fanfic about how he is some kind of Red Alert, timeline-altering time traveller.

"If it's not fun, what's the point?" from his book "Art of the Deal"

When he called Joel "Surveillance Camera Autist" a nice guy and told his supporters not to hurt him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AYD3rrOcUc

That's when I realied Trump is actually pretty fucking based

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>>34068779

If you have to instruct your supporters not to act like violent degenerate apes there is something wrong with your platform.

>>34068815
Yeah it's much better to let them loot and vandalize freely like the (((progressives))) did in their cities

>>34068690
well draft dodger is typically used as in insult especially among politicians!

>>34068815
Interrupting any political rally is a bad idea regardless of the candidate. You would know that if you weren't such a sheltered individual.

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We must stop the African Americans from Syria and Algeria from enforcing Shakira law here in America like they do in cucked Euroland Swedenistan.

-Donald "Fake News Blues" Trump

>>34068875

Why would they do that? Do they have the apeish subhuman looting and vandalizing genes in people at Trump rallies? Why would you assert something like that, that's pretty rude.

>>34068928

>gets incomparably butt flustered and begins face saving personal insults via projection

>>34068815
Yeah seriously. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck white people.

>>34069121
>Why would you assert something like that, that's pretty rude

What are you even talking about, I was referring to the actual vandalism the "love trumps hate" people engaged in following the results because the other post tried to push the violent Trump supporters meme.

>>34065072
"You are fake news"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IDF-8khS3w

"YOU GOTTA GRAB 'EM BY THE PUSSY"

--President Donald J. Trump about his supporters

IT'S GONNA BE....


YUUUUUUUUUUUGE

oragle

"The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.'"

- Donald J. Trump

"The white race is dying. Very sad!"

>>34065072
>"I'm not a politician."
>"I'm no different than a politician running for office."

>"My motto is 'Hire the best people, and don't trust them."
>"Surround yourself with people you can trust."

>"My attention span is short."
>"I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be."

>"Don't think you're so smart that you can go it alone."
>"You must plan and execute your plan alone."

>"All I know is what's on the Internet."
>"I see no value whatsoever in believing ignorance to be an attribute."

>"Small talk can be one of the best ways to educate yourself."
>"I can't stand small talk."

>"I like it when people talk about me. As long as it is positive."
>"I don't mind being criticized. I'll never, ever complain." (LOL)
>"I really value my reputation and I don't hesitate to sue."

>"I think I am a nice person."
>"I'm no angel."

>"I don't have to brag. I don't have to. Believe it or not."
>"I avoid people with especially high opinions of their own abilities or worth." EXTREME LOL

>"I like John McCain."
>"I'm not a fan of John McCain."

>Barack Obama is "a strong guy who really knows what he wants."
>"Here's a man that not only got elected, I think he's doing a really good job."
>"He's been a horrible president."
>"Barack Obama has been the worst president ever."

>"Hillary Clinton is definitely smart and resilient."
>"Incompetent Hillary doesn't know what she's talking about. She doesn't have a clue. She's made such bad decisions."

>"I know Hillary and I think she'd make a great president"
>"Hillary will be a disaster as a president."
>"She has a husband that I also like very much."
>"She's married to an abuser."

>"I see NATO as a good thing."
>"I think NATO is obsolete."

>"Oh, I believe in polls."
>"I honestly believe those polls are wrong."

>"I never think of the negative."
>"I always go into the deal anticipating the worst."

Donald "The Flip Flop Jester" Trump

"Please clap"
- McDonald Trumpet

>>34070948
cont.

>"I'm an environmentalist."
>"Global warming is a total, and very expensive, hoax!"

>"My sons love to hunt. They are members of the NRA, very proudly. I am a big believer in the Second Amendment."
>"I'm not a hunter and don't approve of killing animals. I strongly disagree with my sons who are hunters."

>For a woman who has an abortion, "there has to be some form of punishment."
>"If Congress were to pass legislation making abortion illegal and the federal courts upheld this legislation, or any state were permitted to ban abortion under state and federal law, the doctor or any other person performing this illegal act upon a woman would be held legally responsible, not the woman."

>"They are the most dishonest people in the world. The media. They are the worst. They are very dishonest people. They are terrible."
>"OK, no, I don't hate anybody. I love the media. They're wonderful."

>"You are what you think you are."
>"I'm Swedish."
>"I'm proud to have that German blood. Great stuff."

>"I'm not the world's happiest person."
>"I'm a very happy man."
>"The worst hell you will ever face is the hell you create with your own mind."

Moscow, the Moscow area. Did very, very well.

-Donald "how do i use words" Trump

>>34065072
"I love eating cock. I prefer the big, oily, fat, dripping, thick, hard, and black cocks"- Donald Trump

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"We will not surrender /r9k/ to the false song of leftist subversion"
t. Trump

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"Eliza is a coked-up camwhore and her followers are a legion of self-hating thirsty betas who will kill themselves in a ritual suicide pact."
t. Donald "Fuck Buzzfeed and fuck brown "people"" Trump

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"We will shill on /r9k/ because we are paid to do so, as part of the $20 million I put toward false flags, fake news, and social media subversion during and after the election. We want to take advantage of the fact that robots feel lonely and frustrated, and manipulate them into thinking we are on their side by using /r9k/ popularized terms and pretending that I am their candidate."

t. Trump

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>>34065667
i am one with the force the force is with me
i am one with the force the force is with me
i am one with the force the force is with me
i am one with the force the force is with me
i am one with the force the force is with me

Why does /r9k/ like the biggest mega-Chad in history?

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>>34065072
HEY GUYS!!!!!!AIN'T I OUTRAGEOUS FOR A POLITICIAN?!!!!!!!!!

>>34073903
trickle-down Chadonomics.
Governments have failed on their socialist promises to provide us with our federally mandated waifus to level the playing field with Chads.
So we have all moved right, towards the man who, instead of giving us waifus, will make us Chads so we can get our own damned waifus.

"I'm so fucking pissed right now".

"I might lie to you."

The only truth he ever told.

"I wish I were ded!"
-Trumpykins @ 16, at the time of his pubertal depression.

>>34073903

It doesn't. Most people in this thread are making fun of him.

>>34074009

Stop pretending to be a robot ffs, the normie /pol/ shilling is getting outrageous and you're trying to take robots for fools.

>>34073903
/pol/ likes him, not /r9k/. /r9k/'s candidate was Bernie, a total loser who was offering unlimited NEETbucks