>tfw turning 34 tomorrow and still no girlfriend Maybe

at least you survived this long, I'm only 24 and I'm dying from cancer

>>34065075
Too much /r9k/?

>30 khv
My wizard certificate was probably lost in transport or stolen, how do I apply for a new one or a refund?

>>34065093
yeah, i got constipation because of not moving and it turned into pancreatic cancer, GG WP

>>34065061
how is that possible? what have you done? what did you do? please tell us

>>34065127
You probably damaged your mana bladder by fapping too much. I'm sorry, anon.

>>34065137
Is that true? Maybe it was all the masturbation too

This cant be happening, how?

>>34065171
yes, i have about a few months to live at best cuz no money for treatment

>>34065137
can that actually happen? i only shit like once every 2 or 3 days but i dont eat much so idk

>>34065238
if you don't do anything about it for a long time then yes, i've been shitting brix since i was a child but didn't realize it was unhealthy, now it got so bad that I have to push it as hard as I can every time I go to toilet, medicine or enema barely works anymore, my insides got fucked because of holding out shit for years

>>34065195
Weed cures cancer so move to colorado and smoke heaps and you will be free

>>34065061
Being 34 and still posting little anime girls I can tell why you don't have a girlfriend