>be me >kind of a loner, never had gf >best friend of

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>be me
>kind of a loner, never had gf
>best friend of 3 years wants to hang out at the theatre with me
>best day of my life
>put on clothes
>realize my only clean shirt is kind of weird
>fuck it, I'll put on a jacket to hide it
>we see the movie
>actually a lot of fun, we really hit it off
>walking to our houses (she's my neighbor)
>she makes obvious shivering noises
>just ignore her
>she finally speaks up:
>"anon, it's really cold heehee! Could I borrow your jacket? "
>remembers shirt
>"haha no lol"
>i remember saying lol out loud
>we walk home in silence

Why are women so fucking retarded that they don't wear jackets when it's cold out, she put my in this situation. Pic related, it's the shirt