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Does anyone else have high school horror stories? I've got one.
>Be 17
>Have a huge scat fetish
>Watching the Iron Giant one night
>Get to the scene where Hogarth spikes the CIA man's drink with laxatives
>Get a great idea
>My idea was that I would spike my crush's drink with laxatives so while we were in class she would shit herself
>Me, being a scat-fetishist and a white knight, wouldn't mind getting shit on my clothes and I'll carry her to the clinic to wash herself or something
>I thought that if I did that, she would see through my ugly fucking face and see that I'm a good person that'll help people when no one else will
>I'd satisfy my scat fetish, my crush will finally fall for me, and the whole school would think I'm a good natured guy
>A plan so brilliant it would rival the tactics of all of histories greatest generals
>The next day in school
>My crush would bring a tumbler filled with coffee to class
>Talk to my crush's friend about doing a prank on my crush
>Tell her the plan except it ends with her rushing to the bathroom
>She agrees and volunteers to be the one that spikes her coffee
>A few hours later
>Last class
>Keep looking at my crush's friend with a face that basically says "bitch did you fucking do it already?"
>She kept replying with a reassuring nod
>The class ends and the teacher dismisses us
>Feels weird
>Walk up to my crush's friend and ask her about our "plan"
>"In a moment, Anon."
>"Guys, Anon just tried to pull a mean prank [[my crush]] that would make her shit. Luckily, I'm not an asshole like Anon here."
>Everyone is shocked
>One fucking faggot says "He's probably into it."
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>>34061932
Part 2.
>That
>Mother
>Fucker
>My stomach churns with horror as I look at my crush
>My crush looks at me with a horrified and angry gaze
>Everyone calls me a fucking perverted weirdo
>Tears start to roll down my face
>Stutter as I try to explain that it was only a prank
>See that my efforts are futile since they kept telling me that I was a fucking weirdo
>Make a run for the door
>Fail to turn the knob but grab on to it
>Slam myself onto the door
>No one tries to stop my as a stumble outside into the halls but their name-calling still persists
>Some even throw their used tampons and napkins at me, the fucking animals
>Run home
>Masturbate to japanese school girls taking shits in public bathrooms
>Ostracized by my whole school
>My parents are called by the school for my "troubling behavior"
>Was forever known as the scat fetishist
Fucking normies, I tell you.
Pic related
That was me around the time this happened.
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>>34061936
Lmao kill yourself. It's too early to role play
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>>34061936
>Fucking normies
>Revealing your degenerate plan to her friend and ewpecting her tout cooperate
On how many layers of autism are you ? Are you even sentient ?
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>>34061963
What roleplay?
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>>34061936
If only you had learned how women's minds worked earlier in life.
Didn't you pick up on the fact that roasties are constantly fighting with each other and gossiping behind each other's backs?
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>>34062102
I kind of matured after that. I was an autist that never really shut up even when people were telling me to fuck off I wouldn't fuck off. But after that experience I was just so afraid to speak that I think even now it's hard to even start a conversation.
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>>34062133
One reason I'm thankful for an early exposure to the internet. Without it I would've been a complete sperg instead of kind of a sperg that keeps to himself.
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>>34061932
>>34061963
>>34061969
>>34061975
>>34062102
>>34062133
>>34062303
>teen girls pulling tampons out of their pussies to throw it at anon during class
ur all in a TROLL thread
FUCK OFF IDIOTS
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>>34062456
They didn't fucking pull it out of their asses at that exact moment, cunt. Our classroom had our own bathroom. Somebody must've gotten some from the trash bin, you dense cunt.
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>>34062456
>>34062509
>a bathroom in a classroom
>the girls immediately run over into the room, grab the bin, all start digging in to throw tampons at anon
you are FUCKIN STUPID
FUCK OFF IDIOT
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Do people really have scat fetishes? I just thought it was a meme.
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>>34062537
Well I wouldn't fucking know that. It could've been a fucking tissue with ketchup for all I know and I wouldn't have fucking noticed.
>>34062568
Yes.
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idiot got owned LMAO
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>>34062659
Wow. Mean.
orafnanlgile
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>>34062698
You dont know the context, do you?
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>>34062509
>>34062537
>>34062577
OP you are a literal spaz
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>>34062747
Nope. I'm a dumdum, see?
>>34062753
I think I've matured since then.
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>>34062764
Well that is likely true since you were a big enough autist to have your face leaked on the internet.
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>>34062509
>They didn't fucking pull it out of their asses at that exact moment, cunt.
>He thinks that tampons go in assholes.
Top kek. Virgin.
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>>34062764
i meant the fact that you made up some story and then posted you face on the internet
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>>34062803
I don't mind. Not like it makes any difference in the real world.
>>34062812
Sorry for not knowing about how tampons work, you normie.
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>>34062833
Which makes you an autist and borderline.
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>>34061932
>Sharing secrets with a woman
That's your problem
Dont share secrets with beta males either. They usually act like women.
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>>34062855
Borderline what?
organole
>>34062868
Noted
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>>34061932
>Have a huge scat fetish
Stopped reading there. Can already tell this story is fake and that isn't you.
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>>34063209
Scat fetishes are real. I don't know why people don't believe they're real.
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Fuck this. I come here to share my stories and nobody fucking believes me. I'm sleping
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>>34063308
we just want to believe they are not
please don't disturb the illusion.
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>>34063308
Are you filipino, mexican, or some south sea islander?
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