>I'm so glad you finally asked me out, anon, I've

>>34054115
I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

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I-I'm not like other girls anon.. I-is that ok? All I want is to be with you..

ITT: Things that will NEVER happen
> For you

>>34054259
ITT: we roleplay to stave off depression

>"ooga booga bix nood muhfugga"

>>34054115
If only life was that good.

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>>34054133
>>34054485
there are 2 kinds of people on /r9k/

Why is the guys job to initiate with women? They're more likely to say no, whereas most men would likely say yes. It just doesn't make sense.

>>34054115
Take your shoes off

>>34054115
I'm sorry! Did I cause you some discomfort by my priorities that did not immediately yield and perform to your desires? Are you okay? Listen, bitch. You are not a princess but a whore. You correctly knew I am a superior breed and you will yield yourself appropriately to my will. You will behave like a lady. You will shut your mouth and speak when spoken to. You will not question my decisions or protest them. Do not forget for even a moment that you are replaceable, and you will know the meaning of hell if you ever cross me. Now shut the fuck up and put something decent on and hurry up. I will not lose my reservations tonight.

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>>34054332
Alright, roll for initiative.

>>34054115
If dubs, I get a girl this cute this year

>>34054872
I will roll for this, as well.

>>34054872
rolling this roastie made me rock hard

please lord kek

>>34054809
roll for the lulz

>Original
No, but fuck it

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>>34054918
ITS NOT FAIR WHY LORD KEK

>>34054623
yeah its stupid, women do stupid shit like send signals, so you are supposed to catch them and approach well, btw if you fuck up the approach shell say no, its a really shitty situation for unexperienced non chads

>>34054924
>>34054809

>24
Grab her by the pussy

Not original comment
fucking kikes

>>34054872
Okay, how about ONE of the next nine rolls...

>>34054115

>I'm so glad you finally asked me out, anon, I've had a crush on you forever but was too nervous to say anything
>My last 2 boyfriends were black, but they were college blacks.
>I also banged my handsome boss at a prior job because I thought he'd leave his wife for me.

>>34054809
Rawling for speeeeeed

>>34054956
The orc is shocked, then confused, then aroused. I'll give you +2 to your next charisma based roll.

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>>34054972
Five tries. Is it even worth it?

>>34054972
Four. I'm losing it.

>>34054972
Three. I was rolling so many dubs earlier today

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>>34054972
Two. Maybe a reaction image will help my odds

>>34055305

she's mine buddy, you gotta move on.

>>34054872
ridin' off your roll
plzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>34054972
Okay, my final try, neck myself if it doesn't work

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>>34054872
rolling but if I get one I will treat her like shit because thats what women respond positively to

>>34054133
I'd drag my balls on a mile of broken glass just to suck the cock of the last guy she fucked

>>34055492
if i get dubs i get super hot gf with big titties

Those slut heels

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