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>go to female friends house
>want to show her Kingdom of Heaven
>favorite movie
>movie starts
>she gets up after 5 minutes and starts making food
>yourmissingthegoodparts.vlc
>finally sits back down
>she starts running her fucking mouth
>please be quiet and watch the motion picture
>she starts laughing and making fun of the movie
>starts hitting me with pillows and giggling
>"I'll take your jaw off, cunt" I say
>she thinks I'm joking
>keeps hitting me with pillows during the scene at Kerak
>this is an important scene
>I just want to watch the movie
>"do you want a massage?"
>no I just want to watch the movie
>she doesn't appreciate the details
>keeps asking who everyone is
>fucking pay attention and you might know bitch
>she says she's going to bed and looks me in the eyes and smiles
>"so are you gonna sleep on the couch or...."
>tell her I want to finish the movie
>she goes to bed
>I finish the movie
>fall asleep on her couch
The text she sent me the next morning in the comments....
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>>34049871
>you didn't even finish the movie tho
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Women don't appreciate anything. It's literally my favorite movie and she laughed at it.
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I thought she would be blown away but every single detail was wasted on her.
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What a cunt. I bet she only likes being pounded by antique farm equipment.
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>>34049944
It's probably cause you're fat short and ugly. Movies are esoteric Black Jew Magic anyway.
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>>34050014
B-but I understand and appreciate all the details of the film
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kingdom of heaven is a shit fucking movie though
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>>34050053
You understand the death of White Wafus the superior Waifu you understand nothing. Good luck letting Yarmulke Tyrone fucking your future.
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>>34050074
I bet you haven't seen the directors cut. That's why.
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>>34050074
Fuck u. Ur a conformist. This movie is the shit. Even Jew critics are coming around and praising the Director's Cut.
"Nothing... EVERYTHING!"
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>>34050096
I did and it was fucking trash
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>>34049871
Shes probably saying that because she thinks you dont like her and feels like she was obviously flirting so now she wants you not to blab about it
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If you didn't know Edward Norton played the King of Jerusalem ur a fucking pleb
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I don't think, that when you go to a female "friends" house, you're supposed to pay attention to the movie.
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>3DPD
>Any year
When will you learn?
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>>34049871
>>34049899
>Bait
No one is this beta
Also, this >>34050074
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>>34049899
>I like you as my friend. Let's not ruin a good thing.
At least she isn't saying this after you have regurgitated your feelings to her via text message.
At least she isn't posting those words under a photo of the two of you on Facebook for all her normie friends to see.
Could've been worse.
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If you didn't know Dr Bashir was in Kingdom of Heaven ur a fuckin pleb
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Directors cut is an amazing film
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