Consuming cannabis in moderation would make a lot of your

>>34049796
I know, but I'm broke

I know but it's illegal and tiresome to obtain.

I'm at the point where I'm not sure if I enjoy cannabis anymore. I do it only a few times a week but it tends to get very stressful but I continue to want to do it. Not sure why. I think this is the fast track to mental problems.

>>34049796
Nope. Going outside and getting sunlight, doing physical activity to promote healthy hormone production, and eating healthy would.

Or you can just continue down the hole you're already in. Drugs will just send you sinking to rock bottom quicker.

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>>34049923
yeah but those dirty dicks doe..

>>34049923
you do realize you can do both, right? It's not like if you smoke weed you must sit around doing nothing all day.

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>>34049796

No it wouldn't. If you're an autistic NEET robot, you still are one after you smoke a joint.

Weed is a nice prize after a long busy day, not for pathetic manchildren.

>>34050983
Weed is degenerate. Anyone who partakes in this degenenormie activity deserves a .45 ACP round to the back of the head.

>>34051051
What a sad mindset, degenerate.

>>34049796
it is illegal and I have no idea how to obtain
it cannot be worth ruining my life if I end up getting caught

>>34051160
There is nothing degenerate about righteous violence.

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>mfw cannabis made me reassess my value in the world when i was a neet
>i'm not a thinner robot with $50k saved and an 805 credit score

I thought this shit was supposed to be degenerate? I mean, I'm still here so I've still got problems, but I'm in a much better situation now.

>>34051240
*now

oregano

>>34049862
I can relate, I gave it some thought the other day and realized I've basically wasted the last 6 years getting high and stagnating in life.
I'm on day 3 of not smoking weed anymore, so far so good.
Also I'll be saving $400 a month by not buying weed every week.

>tfw weekend blunts
moderation makes it that much better

Yeah, ive always wanted to smoke some, but I have no idea on how to get it, or what to to do with it once I have it, If anyone could help me, give me some tips and etc I would greatly apreciate it

Cannabis makes me insane and depressed.
Also it seems to last all day for me.

>tfw see stoners go back to normal after a couple of hours

And how do I get some as a robot NEET without friends or any social contacts? (in Germany)

>>34051402
are you serious?
I smoked for the first time in my life in the Christmas break and the high definitely wears of in 2 hours max

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>paying for plant matter that grows by the pounds.

>>34051462
>my anecdote speaks for everyone
different guy here but wew lad
i was blazed out of my mind for four hours straight the first time I ever smoked
your mileage is going to fucking vary

>>34051495
>what is food

>>34049796
too bad I know no moderation

>>34051351
you are me except i only smoked for about 2 years (daily that is, smoked casually 2 years before that already) i quit about 3 weeks ago and i've been feeling much better. First week was the hardest but you can do it!

>>34051461
go to a train station, you will see immediately who sells, or your local refugee shelter but they get busted regularly. where are you from though? I might know some people

>>34049796

it just became legal in my state but there are no dispensaries for recreational users yet.

I dont have a dealer because I don't like getting to know people well enough to make connections.

I miss it, but I got a job that piss tests often because I work around heaven machinery worth millions of dollars. It was continue to smoke and work a min wage job or quit and get my ass a career.

>>34051817
Bamberg
>talking to random strangers outside who look like they might sell weed
So I need to be a normie to get weed
I just keep getting drunk

DUDE

WEED

EL EM AY OH

>>34051956
they will ask you...works in Stuttgart 100 per cent of the time, but I wouldn't recommend starting to smoke and you will obviously ripped of harder than a steady dealer would

>>34051260
no anon you had it right the first time

>>34049809
Grow your own

>>34051893
You think you need connections to work at a dispensary? Seems like the chillest retail job ever.

>>34052100
where to buy seeds

>>34049796
would it make me feel more like how i did when i was a kid

>>34052118
The Internet of course

>>34052042
hm ok i might look around at the trainstation but i doubt it'll work here because it's pretty tiny. thanks for the tip tho

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>>34051923
>heaven machinery
DDDD: ARE U ANGEL???

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>Smoke weed
>Start using it daily
>Try using Xanax again now that I have weed
>Get addicted

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>tfw mommy bought around my drugs because she's my dealer
>chucked in a bit extra cus i'm her favourite son

feels good man, shame I can't into moderation

>>34049796
"if you believe something will work, it works"

...
..
.
Drugs are always a mask for something else

Read "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace. The Self Help Group Scene...man, that was when I decided to cut down on my weed intake.

>>34053494
Summarize, and why it made you cut down

>>34049796
>>34049796
Yeah I know but I'm dry at the moment and its killing me

>>34051210
>Hur Hur Hur muh white power
You're autistic and your opinion was never ever valid

>>34049796
It's been at least 10 years since I've even seen weed. At this moment though, fuck would it be nice to have.

>>34051051

>Anon doesn't believe people are free to choose how they wish to live

Found the Soviet

>>34051402

You could have dopamine deficiency.

>>34049862
>>34051351
I gave up weed because it stopped doing anything for me too. It was fun for a while, and at first. The best part is it's really not that hard to quit. I dropped it without too much trouble. It's only hard if it's always around somehow, as in if you live with other people who smoke weed too.

>>34053645
Go back to burning man, you disgusting hippie.

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Cannabis is nice every once in a while, but it's a pain in the ass to get because you can't just go to the weed store (yet) and buy some.

Thankfully, I live in a state where it was just legalized for recreational use, and I have a job. So maybe next year.

>>34053524
apparently buying weed online is easy as fuck nowadays. My dealer did it last week and they sent him the shit in a fucking tupperware container covered in ducktape surrounded by kids clothes.

>>34052152

url? (original comment)

>>34051495
plus fertilizer, grow lights, electrical bill from leaving it on half the day, fans to deal with smell, time out of your life to tend to them, months of curing time etc.

>>34053684

I will, because in a democracy I'm free to pursue my own happiness. :^)

You believe in democracy, don't you?

>>34051051
>.45 ACP
>Calling people degenerate

Weed just makes me super anxious now so I had to stop

>>34051783
I like this post.>>34053826
This

(Unorginal)
<<<Originally>>>

Anyone who can't find weed

>Make sure you're armed
>Approach a group of niggers
>"Anyone know where to get some bud?"

At least one of them will be selling. The key to not getting ripped off or killed by niggers is acting confident. Never pay over 200 an oz. Good thing I've known my weed dealer since college but she's been flaky in the past and I've had to use that method.

>>34051041
this

Weed makes my social anxiety even worse.

>>34053515
There's a group of adults who are addicted to weed, and they have teddy bears to roleplay for their feelings, and one of them has a breakthrough and finally manages to ask somebody else to hug his teddy bear, and then everybody cries...
This whole idea of never having the guts to ask for something from anybody or even giving somebody a chance to like you...

>>34051461
Come to Holland

>>34053925
>This whole idea of never having the guts to ask for something from anybody or even giving somebody a chance to like you...
This resonates with me, I'll give it a read. Thanks anon

>>34049796
>HUR DUR you guys should gimp your short term memory to escape from your problems instead of fixing them

>>34054037
>escape from your problems instead of fixing them

and you're on /r9k/

Guys I'm really bad at making joints. Does tobacco make them burn easier?

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>>34053925

>This whole idea of never having the guts to ask for something from anybody or even giving somebody a chance to like you...


Because every time I do ask for something, I get guilted or insulted about needing to have asked.

>In "GTA IV 100% "complete"" despair
>using a drug moderately

Pick...fucking...wan

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>>34054105
Can confirm I get the same treatment

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>>34053802
>democracy
No.

>>34049796

every local drug dealer/stoner I've ever met is just hopeless

all they do is get high on whatever they can find

Just perpetually on snapchat buying drugs with no future. Plus they are totally unreliable.

In hindsight it sounds retarded but this one kid in highschool convinced me to produce his mixtape. As a kid my computers always had some kind of music software so I always played with them and I was pretty good. Shouldn't have trusted him because he was blazed 24/7. He couldn't focus on anything for any length of time. He would always talk about his dreams of being a rapper and his mixtape but would never show up to do anything even though I was helping him for free.

this other time this other local drug dealer wasted 2 hours just to scam me for 15 dollars. handed me a bag of stems. It was like a pathetic childish prank.

different stoner friend always failed in math. it was sophomore geometry. I offered to help him as well because the class was just so easy and I knew he could save his time going to summer school if he could pass the credit by assessment test. It would have been the easiest thing. Just really basic trig and finding the area of a few shapes. He hated school but couldn't even sit down to learn something if I was willing to teach him 1 on 1 even if it meant avoiding school in the future.

I'm not depressed or anything so why should I get involved in that

>>34054341
>not depressed or anything
>posts on r9k

why are you here

>>34054279
I just think about the fight club scene
>Just say it already!
>What?
>You called me, because you need somewhere you can sleep after your apartment blew up. So ask me or go home

If somebody is rejective to that kind of question or does not even tolerate yoi hanging out...then you really have horrible people around you and I feel sorry for you.

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>>34054341
>this one kid in highschool convinced me to produce his mixtape

>>34050983
yeah but you will most likely

>>34052128
yes,it does that for me sometimes.
it brings the good and the bad.
lately ive mostly been having the good,i dont know whether that is from smoking for long enough or just from having changed my thought patterns subconciously,so yeah.

how did you feel when you were a kid anon?

>>34053718
seedsman is where I got mine from but there are others you can buy from

>>34053728
Or if you're lucky like me you can just grow it outside

>>34054081
yeah it do,fucking americans,here we must roll with tobacco,otherwise there is not enought weed to go around.
im amazed at how people can smoke pure weed joints,just fucking amazed,i get blasted off my mind with a little single paper joint that i would describe slim,and is about 50/50 weed/tobacco.

>>34054386
you can be socially shit and not depressed

>>34049796
10$ of shrooms will cure your depression. That's the best medicine there is

>>34054603
not the anon you replied to.

where are you from?
do you think i can order from seedsman if i live in the balkans?

>>34055059
I don't see why not. Seedsman is based in the UK or Netherlands I think they'd for sure deliver anywhere in Europe. I'm in the US and they got through customs no problem. Still not sure if I want to plant outside or inside yet though

stuff 3.5 in the wood my motherboard reset fresh robot :)))

>>34053674
I was kinda the same, except I never totally quit until recently. Every month - or every other month - I'd hang out with my stoner friends for a weekend and lose my goddamned mind. Weed is a fantastic experience if you're not doing it constantly. It really loses its magic if you build up a tolerance.

Of course, the last of my stoner friends moved away to Colorado, so I don't smoke at all anymore. I only miss it sometimes.

>>34054590
I didn't feel like everyone hated me

I wish it did, were not for the increased heart rate and paranoia.

>>34049796
>smoking the nigger-jew
No thanks, degeneracy is never the answer.

>>34049796
Is weed the only herbal remedy that isn't a scam?
and of course its fucking illegal, its like they just want to make our lives fucking miserable, INJECT fucking feminazis to raise us so we're fucked up and non functioning men, then ban all methods of escape< FUCVK FUCK FUCK FUCKI FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>34049796
CURES CANCER
CURES AUTISM
CURES VACCINES
MAKES YOU SMARTER THAN EINSTEIN
INSTANTLY GETS YOU PUSSY
YOU GET SUPERPOWERS
SUDDENLY TRANSFORM MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN A MALE MODEL
DUDE

I'm pretty high right now. AMA

>>34055821
does a dog have the buddha-nature?

>>34055840
No idea.

Oregino Commentio

No it really wouldn't. It is just another form of escapism like video games or porn. It won't have any effect on a robots life except give him something else to distract him from improving his situation. The only way to escape robothood is to become so bored and miserable that you have no choice but to change or kill yourself. Weed will make you take longer to reach that point.

>>34054909
>be me
>live in CO
>got absolutely lit on a small edible and 2 good drags of some witches weed
mighta been the kratom mixing with it but i got fucked up in a matter of minutes, it lasted a few hours too. now that i know it wont kill me, ill search out that dissociative and perplexing high once more.

>>34055785
I know you're trolling but it literally does cure certain types of cancer though.

>>34049796
I'm a jobless NEET. I smoke an eighth of kush a week. I get $25 a week doing chores for my parents. I live in Canada. I'm so high rigiht now.

The question is do I smoke this bowl now without sharing it with mooch or sleep as I am drunk. And share with mooch who mooches.

It's another "anon discovers weed and thinks it's the best thing ever" episode

Fuck off and grow up already.

>>34057391
>it's the best thing ever
how isn't it? ...

>>34051051

>using an outdated cartridge when a superior one exists.

Spicy 9MM loads are all you need. I've also made some 9x18 for my Bulgarian that would be more than sufficient. Also, free country my dude. Some pot smokers are degenerative faggots and some are functioning folks.

>>34053671
How so? How is that related?

>tfw to intelligent too be knowledgeable of brain chemistry

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what do my fellow robots use to toke with?
do you prefer to vape or smoke?
pic possibly related

>>34057956

Bubblers for on-the-go or blunts. I mostly prefer big bongs. I have a really nice 18 incher that has a slitted downstem, showerhead, and dome percolator.

>>34057956

i have a little herbalizer as it's easier on the throat and wallet. shit is way too expensive in the northeast. i had a little bubbler and managed to break it. oh well.

also too dumb and lazy to roll, esp. when my only friend rolls decently enough.

Legalbots, how much does recreational weed cost?
>tfw in a pleb state

Moderation is a buzzword. If you're not going to commit why bother in the first place?

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I've been high for last year and a half straight (like literally only 3 day breaks at most).

I had never smoked weed before I started.

I'm at about the 2 week mark weed free and so far I feel

>more motivated
>higher sex drive
>have a clearer thinking process
>almost zero paranoia or anxiety
>MUCH better short term memory

I mean it's not like it's flipped my life around stopping or anything but my head feels infinitely clearer. The biggest downside is I get bored easily but I've been spending that time making music instead of shitposting and watching bad youtube videos.

Weed works for some people but not everyone, I get angry and irritable so it calms me but I get a bit paranoid round normals. Great for watching slice of life anime, make up your own mind.

>>34057956
Homemade bottle bong.

>>34058586
Yeah, that's why OP said "in moderation", what you did was the equivalent of being permanently drunk, be glad weed is mostly harmless, any other drug would've taken you to the grave in that time.

>>34053728
Holy shit CFLs and some miracl grow
And no you dont tend to weeds
It's why they are called weed they grow anywhere that isn't cold.

>>34057956
A small pocket-size pipe.

I enjoy rolling but on my free days I usually take a couple hits, play a game of dota and repeat, with a joint I would have to smoke it all in one go.

In social enviroments I preffer the joint because it ends unlike the pipe/bong that people just keep refilling.

>>34057956
Vape all day then bongs at night when its time to get stoned

>>34054341
Totally weeds fault (something that is a plant and not alive and has feelings or thoughts) and not the fucking losers who where lazy restated before smoking and were destined to be loser
Wow anon sure showed me

>>34055027
Where can I buy spore in canada.

>>34056413
Where do you live and where do I get hard drugs nothing but fucking weed here.

>>34059499
Google is your friend you fucking leaf.

Weed just gives me panic attacks

>>34059539
Yeah nigga no way whats a google
Any hoo
I was hoping for a more i send a nigga money and he sends me spores kinda thing
Also willin to buy pills of anyone in canada

>>34049796
=WARNING TO ALL ROBOTS=
IF YOU'RE AN AUTISTIC ROBOT DO NOT DO WEED.
IT WILL FUCK YOU UP EVEN MORE

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>>34049796
I like how cannabis is associated with chill and nature but I hate all the DUDE WEED LMAO fags who are high all the time

>>34059618
do elaborate on how, exactly, it will do that

>>34059554
pain is weakness leaving the body. stick it out and soon youll be glad you did.

>>34059773
>hey anon, do this drug that makes you scared and depressed, it's good for you to be scared and depressed
I don't want to live in your world

>>34049796
FACT

i disagree its original

>>34049796
Jerking off on weed is fucking crazy. One big intense orgasm.

Oh, so that's why I don't relate to this board as much anymore

>>34059773
no idiot, pain is an indication that your body is harmed or in anger. It's a goddam built-in detector of what actions are harmful to you and is supposed to be a deterrent. Of course retards like you think its a good thing.

I've been smoking for eight years. Neet for two of those. I can't control my consumption, my garbage life fits in too well with constant intoxication. I managed to get through the holidays without my crutch but come new years day i bought a quarter and smoked it in a week. It felt like heaven but now im back to drinking cheap whiskey and feeling sad. I love weed enough to say that I should better my life so i can integrate it with moderation

>>34056051
It might be a slight exaggeration on what potheads chant as actual factual benefits of weed, but definitely not a big one.

>>34057735
>and some are functioning folks.
Despite weed, not because.

>>34049796

not unless you suffer from cancer, seizures, AIDS, ALS etc. - no it will not IMPROVE your quality of life

but it is nice with some video games.

>>34049796
I just got sick, lost my sense of balance and got more depressed from it and decided it's not my cup of tea.
I'll stick to holy trinity of caffeine, ethanol and nicotine.

>>34059529
Ottawa, Canada. When I want hard drugs I just ask my weed dealer or order online.

Every weed smoker ive met are the most boring and stupid people ive met, not a single exception.

>>34049796
It really doesn't but I smoke it anyways

>>34058489
I live in the Netherlands and really strong weed costs about $8 per gram.
I recently managed to smoke and get high everyday for a week with only $5 worth of bud.

>>34061209
In my experience they're interesting, good taste in music, decent friends but really fucking lazy

>>34061402
nah they all smelled like shit and were generally petty human beings.

>>34061424
>petty human beings
You are right there.

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>>34049796
What's everyone's favourite method of smoking? I smoke either joints, bongs or if I can be fucked I make a gravity bong

>>34061209
Every alcohol drinker i've met are the most aggresive and stupid people i've met. not a single exception

Every adderal user i've met was a stupid tweaker, not a single exception

Every person who does (X) is the most (Y) and (Z) i've met, not a single exception.

>>34061488
bong. i've yet to learn to roll. blunts and joints are good too but i only smoke those when i'm with a friend.

>>34061488
def water pipe/bong or smoking thru a bowl. I'm able to conserve more weed when smoking through a bong or water pipe though

>>34051240
With how much you smoked you should know that it affects everyone differently and the reactions to those effects (anecdotes in general) are all subjective.

>>34053905
Pleasure doing business with ya.

Only been smoking regularly for the better part of a year. I'm taking a break from Uni due to owing the school too much money to pay back before the next semester starts, so i'm going to have a lot of free time.

Should I care if I smoke all the time? I always enjoy getting high after a few days break, but with so much free time and nothing other than wagecucking I don't know what to do.

>>34051051
Shut the fuck up communist. America is a land of freedom.

No it won't please fuck off

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>>34049796
Thanks /r9k/ you reminded me to call my guy.

Skibbity-boop!

>>34057735
>some 9x18 for my Bulgarian
im bulgarian and wondering what youre saying

>>34063907

Bulgarian Makarov. They're cheaper and more plentiful than the Russian/East German models. But just as durable.

>>34059970
it's bloody degenerate is what it is,i can't enjoy weed sometimes cause i just become an internet porn and masturbation addict

It doesn't. I smoked once or twice a week to help my depression but that only amplified my self awareness, making me realize how doomed I am.

>>34049796
smoking for 3 years every day lifes still shit

>>34064097
yeah i also got that ,it gets me in motion sometimes

But yeah,if you're depressed and miserable,weed might actually do more harm than good.