anyone wanna help a fellow bot out? been waiting on my psyc

>>34049454
I will pay your cable bill if you post a picture of yourself stuffing your entire fist in your mouth

don't forget to time stamp it

>>34049486
ill try gimme a sec

can I censor out my face in case its just a prank bro?

>>34049904
Oh god, that's fucking hilarious for some reason

>>34049955
desperate times man, if theres even a little chance I can keep my internet Ill take it

PLZ ANYONE

I dont even need the full just like 25 bucks will do since thats the minimum I owe till next moth

>>34049486
bumping for this

origino

>>34050385
already did it, the guy didnt deliver so I deleted it

>>34049454
>10$ a month
Anon you could get that just through doing questionnaires or some shit online

>>34050412
Ive tried that, doesnt work and I also couldnt pass the tests on onespace for any good online work

shit sucks

NO FUCK OFF I WORK HARD FOR THE MONEY I HAVE IM NOT GIVING IT AWAY TO A NEET FAGGOT REEEEE

>>34050448
I dont care normie, im a robot looking for other robots help

like when I spent a some of my christmas money on gifts for other anons in the secret santa threads

I dont want your fucking burger king money

>>34050495
>please give me money
>i dont want your money
stupid idiot fuck off

>>34050539
I ask for help from the people that belong on this board

not normies like you who shouldnt have even read my post

plz robot friends without the internet im legit alone, no irl friends to ask for help, no online friends to talk to, and family so distant we didnt even speak during the holidays

bump from the depths

plz help

You better go sell that boi pucci

>>34051919
feels bad man, looks like im gonna go dark until the government works my shit out

>full year
>bill is $46
>hasnt ever bothered to call welfare department
go fuck yourself

>>34052029
I do what I can to make money when I can in order to pay it off slowly, snow shoveling got me through a few months worth of what I had to pay

I call when I can but they always give me the fucking runaround and tell me that theyll "contact me when they have more information"

>>34052080
Go fuck yourself
Your excuses give you no pity
I know people who couldnt make their rent so they cut their internet, cut their phone, they'd let the heat stay off in their apartment during -10F weather

You're a pathetic excuse of a person. Go fuck yourself.

>>34052132
dont have a phone, wont have internet, and use what I can to pay for my gass and energy

the people you know are either too stupid to ask for help or dont know how to make more money

I dont make excuses I take every chance I can to make money, not some little faggot like you who thinks the retards he takes pity on are better than anyone else

I dont need the help but if I can get it Ill cut my pride in order to get some

you go fuck yourself you insufferable waste of life

>>34052080
>I call when I can but they always give me the fucking runaround and tell me that theyll "contact me when they have more information"


yeah right. If it's food stamps you need to apply first. (General relief too if your state has it!)

GO TO THE OFFICE

>>34052189
>he people you know are either too stupid to ask for help or dont know how to make more money
No, they are smart enough to do things like not waste an entire year paying for services they literally cannot afford.

>i don't need the help
But here you are begging strangers for it and berating those who stood on their own instead.

You're beyond pathetic.

>>34052200
already on foodstamps thats how I eat

>>34052220
theres a difference between begging and asking, if I was begging Id go to redit or plead irl for it

I ask for help because I know there are people who understand what kind of position im in and know how difficult it is, NOT because I expect to get the money

youre just a worthless little shit who needs to feel superior to someone because youve had your life handed to you and havent had to jump through hoops in order to just survive

sure im pathetic, but at least im not disgusting like you, Id say most people dont belong on this board but considering your personality and the way you look down on others who ask for help, you fit right in since I doubt you have the ability to make friends or have anyone actually give a shit about you

wonder if your mother would be proud of the cold disgusting person youve become

>>34052304
Wish I could help, I'm in the same position though

>>34052343
yeh shit sucks man, there a nice library a couple miles away so I still have a way to do online stuff

>NEET lyfe is BEST lyfe
>This NEET can't even afford $10 a month
NEET's just got BTFO'd

Where are you from OP? Midwest?

>>34052574
southwest

origin

>>34052615
Hey me too. Worst place to be a poorfag though!

>>34052718
I didnt know it was better in other places

ill be sad to lose my internet but at least I can eat regularly

eggs and potatoes are gods gift to poorfags

>>34052752
how the fuck do you get internet for 10 bucks a month?

>>34053067
I got this internet when I was still in highschool using some student deal from xfinity

its fast enough to play vidya n shit but I gotta be connected to the modem since it isnt wireless

>>34053119
OP post a picture of a mustache drawn on with sharpie or marker

>>34053330
just the mustache or on myself?

>>34053387
>on yourself
preferably sharpie
and hold a timestamp in the photo
Of course

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2MB, 600x408px

>tfw deliveries get me nothing

aight den

>>34053943
Only the fist in mouth offered money.

Other than that it was just seeing if you were real, spic