Painless methods of suicide? Unknown to my parents I'm

Why the fuck do people care so much about grades?? I just dont see why people actually have the idea to kill themselves if they get low grades. get your shit together anon

>>34047573
College is one thing, but even kids at my highschool killed themselves over grades. Like 5 kids in 3 years. It's retarded

The Order is always looking for blood. Kill yourself right outside your local hospital or public officials office. It'll be easier during the feast.

Looking for advice as well, if I don't get into finance might as well end it, probably will even if I do though.

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>>34047525
Why do people kill themselves without trying to become a Martyr? Your death can be used to spread some useful agenda but no, you want it to be "soft"

>>34047573
The grades are nothing compared to the general disinterest I have with life. They're a symptom of that underlying issue, failing outright will just be the breaking point.

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>>34047724
I know this feel

Origninaomfaoeflakfa

>>34047672
Why join the cult when you could be fighting it. Exactly.

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>>34047525
honestly, if you're gonna commit suicide because of grades, just join the peace corps and help poor brown people
your parents won't be able to judge you and you get to provide someone with usefulness and great resume material

failing that, buy $50 or more of heroin and eat it all

>>34047525
Stop being a bitch. Suicide is for faggots.

>>34047573
I remember when a girl at my school tossed herself into traffic and died because she didn't get into the college she wanted.

My life sucks, I didn't even think about college, and I'm happy.

>>34047672
How would you suggest I martyr myself? I never considered dying in a blaze of glory but it may be preferable to me, y'know, seizing on the floor from a drug OD

>>34047893
bomb a podunk town's dairy queen in the name of ISIS as performance art

>>34047780
It was one of my dreams to work with Doctors Without Borders but they want (and need) educated people. Not a loser dropout like me.

>>34047924
he needs to bomb a metal concert in the name of ISIS.

>>34047924
Knowing me, the bomb wouldn't go off and I'd just be this pale ugly idiot screaming unintelligible Arabic

>>34048058
Worth. It.
Originaloos.

>>34047525
Gun to noggin, it's insta deth. Or fall from high height, also insta deth. But it has to be high up, not off a 3 floor building or some shit, that isn't always leathal.

But may I suggest not killing you self and getting help instead. Self termination is rarely the best option.

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>>34047525
Exit bag. Look it up.