>making fake job applications to places I know won't accept me to satisfy my requirements to keep getting NEETbux
>mfw I get a job offer
G-guys... what should I do? I'm not going to actually have to work like a wagecuck for my money, a-am I...?
Do drugs the day before your drug test.
>>34041572
Dont worry they are bluffing. They know you are sending face applications and thus making fun of you
Wagie ragie boom boom!
Just spill your spaghetti at the interview, you should be fine
>>34041572
>having to write fake applications
Are you from Germany? Why don't you just become a rapefugee, then you get all the bux with no effort whatsoever.
>>34041572
Thisis what to do: make sure you fail the interview.
>>34041572
>apply to jobs
>get calls back from employers
>get hit with anxiety and don't pick up because insecure as fuck
>ignore their future calls
>repeat
blacklisted from all agencies when
>>34041572
Bomb the interview, show up smelling like shit, act dumb, make it obvious you will suck if hired.