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>making fake job applications to places I know won't

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>making fake job applications to places I know won't accept me to satisfy my requirements to keep getting NEETbux
>mfw I get a job offer

G-guys... what should I do? I'm not going to actually have to work like a wagecuck for my money, a-am I...?
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Do drugs the day before your drug test.
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>>34041572
Dont worry they are bluffing. They know you are sending face applications and thus making fun of you
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Wagie ragie boom boom!
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Just spill your spaghetti at the interview, you should be fine
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>>34041572
>having to write fake applications
Are you from Germany? Why don't you just become a rapefugee, then you get all the bux with no effort whatsoever.
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>>34041572
This is what to do: make sure you fail the interview.
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>>34041572
>apply to jobs
>get calls back from employers
>get hit with anxiety and don't pick up because insecure as fuck
>ignore their future calls
>repeat


blacklisted from all agencies when
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>>34041572
Bomb the interview, show up smelling like shit, act dumb, make it obvious you will suck if hired.
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