What's the most beta thing you've ever done? >be

>>33756122
i think you take the cake.

>>33756122
Fuck dude, that's depressing

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>>33756122
Breed with black men

>>33756297
I spit out my coffee, that made me kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrbHjnWm-3I
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>>33756122
This can't be real OP, come on..

>>33756487
It's real unfortunately. I still live at my moms.

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>>33756122
damn, buddy. i dont even know what to say, this is like a weird fantasy world you live in.
the only thing i have to say is, i feel you brother

at least you got dubbers

Just started playing Final Fantasy XV, and when you do the fishing minigame, your party waits for you, and sometimes they say things like "So, are you gonna be at this for awhile...?" and it legitimately makes me feel slightly guilty for "holding them up"

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>>33756122
If this is real, holy shit. This makes me feel better for never interacting with people, because at least shit like this doesn't happen to me.

>>33756122
wow op, your post makes me want to kill myself.

>bump into a garbage can
>Apologize

>>33756122
I don't believe it, but if that's true... I don't even know what to say, really.

>>33756122
That's a rape desu.

I had a weird sensation reading your post OP. At first I felt sorry for you, but as I read on I actually got angry at you.

How the fuck can you not stand up for yourself?

>>33756122
how long ago did this happen? and how old were you?

>>33756122
WHY THE FUCK DID THAT GIVE ME AN ERECTION.
FUCK OFF OP.

>>33757609
youre not into that trap shit are you? wtf is with that?

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>>33756122
I don't normally feel sympathy on this board, but damn son If this is real it fucking sucks.

Take a baseball bat to the bitches face

>>33757623
Of course I'm not into that shit. Thats why im feeling really confused right now about my cock.

That's disgusting, holy shit

>>33757675
have fun with your newfound submission fetish

>>33756122
>agreeing to a threesome with another MALE
Thats the moment everything went to shit OP.

Also i seriously doubt this shit is real, but if it is...HOT DAMN man, how the fuck could you EVER do that?

The moment she wanted you to suck him off is the moment he should have gotten his balls destroyed and kicked out with the bitch.

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Quick background

>be me
>9 year old on youtube
>discover anime
>stay up to 11 watching fucking sailor moon
>for next few years watch anime
>draw anime
>and read manga
>Don't tell anyone, don't want to be known as that one weeb kid

okay, real story

>be me, in lunch, 16 years old
>drawing anime in bathroom stall
>In stall, I hear the door slam open
>"Anon" someone whispers
>I open the stall
>holyfuckingshit.mov
>It's some random girl I don't know
>"so, you like anime?"
>u-ugh... um... sorta...."
>"then, lets have an ANIME OFF"
>before I go on you should know this girl is the definition of snowflake
>She puts on a pound of makeup, is a total attention whore, and is "bullied"
>"First challenge, DRAW OFF!"
>she starts drawing
>I actually do the challenge what the fuckingfuck
>show her my drawing
>sasuke and naruto running from a generic ninjas
>"I win" she says
>she drew a fucking stick figure with big eyes
>"NEXT CHALLENGE, TRIVIA"
>she ask all the trivia
>she wins by asking herself "1+1"
>didn't stand up for myself because i'm a fucking beta
>she won game
>next challenge, she cheated and I yelled at her
>she starts crying
> she exits the bathroom
>I exit the bathroom
>bathroom door is in lunch room
>everyone stares at me
>*laughing*
>"ANON" a teacher yells
>"WHY ARE YOU IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM?!"
>girl is crying running across the lunch room
>"he assaulted me!"
>rumors go around that I raped her
>sued
>expelled
>not enough proof so she looses the court case
>be me expelled and called a rapist for yelling

That's the beta part, but there is more.

>I decide to get payback

Shall I continue?

>>33756122
>What's the most beta thing you've ever done?

Gotten mad at your retarded pasta

>have project asignment
>team up with my mates, we were 4
>we finish project and I mail it to the teacher
>one friend tells me to add 2 more guys he was trying to impress
>I added them eventho they contributed nothing to the project

>>33757983
why the fuck were you in the girls bathroom

>>33757983
continue
orerereregano

>>33758058
>>33758065

I did not know I was in the girls bathroom, forgot to mention that.

>>33758108
continue pls
orerererereereeerthhtnfjjr

>>33756122
Got a semi from the second half. No homo.

>>33757983

>be me, expelled, and called a rapists for accidentally going in the girls bathroom and yelling
>decide to get revenge
>start going to the new school
>people ask me why I got expelled
>make up some bullshit lie about getting in a fight
>try to look cool since I get a new start
>works
>get with 'cool' kids, fucking hated them, but it was all part of my plan.
>This was the closest school to my first school,
>by stalking girl online, I found out her dad lives in the same town my school is
>once I get "cool" the other wannabees worship me, the betas hate me
>I got to the lunch table, and say "guys, lets prank anon"
>everyone agrees, we get to work

quick explanation of schools rules

>If you break a rule, you get demerits
>If you get 100 demerits, you are expelled
>verbally assaulting a students give you 70 demerits
>if a bystander does not stop a verbal assualt has the same repercussions of a verbal assault

rest of rules are unimportant

>One of my worshipers has 30 demerits
>decide to make the prank-e, think he is the pranker
>tell prank-e we will prank some other random kid
>prank-e in bathroom with other kid
>we tell prank-e to calls the other kid names and push him (because I instructed so)
>I record 10 seconds, then I step in and tell him to stop.
> "w-what?" he says
>show recording to principle
>he gets 70 demerits, which brings him to 100
>before he leaves I apologize, "I had to do it for her" I say
>"who?"
>"Anon(girl from before), she blackmailed me into doing this. The real reason I got expelled is because I was framed me for hurting a kid
>Prank-e mad af
>"I'm going to fucking get her!" he says
>buysit.jpg
>"Please, get her expelled. I give you 100$ from my savings!"
>he leaves
>wait for the girl to get expelled.

2 months later, I gave up.

Once March came around it was announced a new students was in my classroom.

should I go on?
There is another beta part coming up.

>>33758442
go on go on go
oreganus

>>33758442
don't bother you're an awful storyteller

Beta? Having a girlfriend like that at all and the courage to let you get fucked by a man is typical normalfaggotry.

Beta is something like not even being able to even talk a weeb girl at all.

>>33758540
hes not that bad
im bored

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>>33758442>>33758523
okay
>>33758540
shot at redemption?

3/3

>new kid in school is the girl
>holyfuckingshititworked.avi
>she is in my class, and sits next to ME
>apparently the kid pulled the same trick I pulled on him, on the girl
>go home
>eat Indian food, I have an idea
>Eat until I can't eat more, put tons of Tabasco on and eat high fiber foods
>that night the shit lord launched 1000 blessing from my anus
>shit into bucket
>after school the next day, I go home, and get my bucket of shit.
>the bucket smealled so bad, I threw upbefore I could leave my room
>new idea
>over next month, cum into a soda bottle
>about half way full after month
>sneak into school, and open her locker. (i saw her combination when she was opening ot)
>smear cum over everything
>books, papers, everything.
>leave school giggling like a school girl
>next day, screams heard across the entire school
>everyone one knows of the mysterious man, dubbed "the Crazy Cummer"
>I know shit name
>she does not even suspect me
>police come in school the next day.
>They are going to be doing DNA test.
>All the boys, and girls, need to give them a sample of their DNA to test it. Shit.
> Can't do another students, they will match the DNA
>I decide, to be extra safe, what if i used cum so they know for sure it was not me?
>fukcingretard.avi
>Find gay guy in Illinois online, we meet up.
>he masturbates, and gives me a sample of his cum
>go to school, nonchalantly hand bag to officers
>they are shocked
>the next day I get pulled down to the principals office
>the officers are there
>"Sir, we tested your... uhh- sample and you are not the perpatraitor
>but, we have discorvered that you... you are HIV poditive
>go back to class, snickering, I don't have HIV that gay guy did.
>class stares at me.
>*laughing*
>"Dude... the intercom was on"
>mfw princaple accidently had the intercom on
>mfw whole school thinks I am HIV positive.

This happened last week. Wwyd?

>>33758816
>school tests girls(female) to try and match DNA to semen

I'd try and find a school that understands basic biology mate

>>33756122
Thanks for making me feel better
At least that didn't happen to me

shit I didn't think that through...
>>33758915

>>33758816
well, shiiit tyrone, new school mang

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>>33756122
stale copypasta is stale
try something original
\for once

>>33757675
I got a half chub man, I have a sub/trap fetish and I'm pretty de-sensitized to it by now so I have to find hardcore shit

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>>33756122
Not cucking her by making the guy want you more then her then kicking her out and start a new relationship and new life with him.

>>33758816
Can't believe I laughed at this made up story. 10/10 would be a good school flick

>>33759130
that gif ahaha