8 8 8
Eight hours work, eight hours recreation, eight hours rest.
Time to get up, wagie. Clock's a tickin'
>>32878344
I'm at work mate, and i don't really see the problem. Do you have fear of something?
You must be having it real comfy Mr neet
>>32878344
You forgot to subtract out the wagecuck's favorite time out of recreation: unpaid preperation such as breakfast, showering, and his 2 hour commutes both ways.
>>32878524
In my recreation i like to fuck my gf, and do drugs.
>>32878344
Fellow neet, they are so dependent of the system that they will fight and defend it with all they have, it's ok let them have that, it's what they deserve for let the jews take over their mind.
>>32878344
Why are these people wasting their life doing menial stupid tasks when you can have other people do it for you?
>>32878344
Thispattern is beautiful, as long as I don't need to follow it.
>>32878344
>8 8 8
more like 12(working + commuting + shopping ) 4 8
>>32879547
>his commute takes longer than 10 minutes
>>32878344
lol
k
looks like robots mommy still wipes their ass
2 hrs morning prep and commute
5 hrs work
30 min lunch
5 hrs work
2 hrs commute, dinner, and clean
4 hrs Rec
5.5 hrs sleep
>>32879547
>shopping more than once a week
wagies are more robotic than us if you think about it
>>32878652
>iamsilly.jpg
>>32878652
I love how the neet representative says: "I can do anything I want with my free time.. etc."
But all a neet does is sit at home watching anime and play vidya.
Because neetbucks, for most people, aren't even enough to actually do something other than keep themselves theoretically alive
>tfw your wage job literally is to sit around and do nothing
>tfw u work alone
>>32878652
Being a NEET is the worse thing you can do to yourself, good job ruining your pathetic life.
>>32878344
I drive a school bus until the end of December. It is Thanksgiving break
>8 hours sleep
>0.5 hours getting ready
>0.75 commute
>7.5 hours.work 0.5 hours lunch
>0.75 commute
>1 hour miscellaneous home type work (cooking , cleaning, washing)
>5 hours free time
>60k savings (euro)
>44k per year
>strict 35hour week
>Bonus, pension, sick pay, health insurance
>>32878344
Hi friends, I like to shitpost too haha
>>32878652
>Prove you wrong
>Ragie wagie , mad, haha, defend the system, suck jew cock
Can't you argue?
>>32879801
Sorry, wagies. After my latest lecture at Harvard, I decided to meet with the girls of my harem. Girls of all types, you see - due to both natural talent and plenty of practice, I was able to garner enough love from them to keep them in a near worshipful state.
After a bout of sexual enjoyment, I decided to walk idly through my acres of land, deep in thought as the 4th member of my harem snuggled into me. It's here I spoke my thoughts in philosophy. Given what she said, wagies, it seems like my publishers will be hard at work sharing my thoughts with the masses.
>>32878344
More like
8.5 hours work
2.5 hours going and coming back from work
8 hours sleep
1 hour to get up in morning and ready
4 hours of free time per day BUT you split it between morning before work and after work, so basically it's like 2 hours free time in morning which is ruined because you know you have to go into work, and than only 2 hours free time when you get home from work and 2 hours is hardly enough time to do much.
>>32879975
>it's like 2 hours free time in morning which is ruined because you know you have to go into work
Hate this shit.
>>32879889
haha ragie wagie
Who else wishes you were neet but goes to work to put up a facade of a normal but everyone knows you're faking it at least you think so and every day on the way to work dream of being hit by a car so you break both legs and have an excuse to be neet.
>>32879801
But that is exactly what I want to do with my free time.
>>32879801
I'm a NEET and this is bullshit. You can learn things with your NEET time as well. For example, I've learned to speak another language
>>32880354
Also this. There's nothing wrong with enjoying what you enjoy.
>>32879845
Sounds like a comfy job desu
>>32880327
Insurance bucks sound only good in theory. If you are hurt or sick it really sucks to be alive.
>>32879577
who else /workwheretheylive/? i literally have to go down 2 sets of stairs to get to my job
Wagey wagey
Eggs a bakey
Time to wake
Money you must make
>>32878344
No problem with this
It's like that because work provides enough contrast to the other two, and as such most people don't feel like worthless trash
>Just got a reply from an application asking to come to an interview
Fuck! This wasn't supposed to happen! My CV is really shitty, They're supposed to send out the basic "we don't want you" email.
This seems like a good enough thread to ask this because its about working.
Why is it that Americans hate and never associate with their co-workers??? granted you do all probably loath working but why do americans never go out and grab a beer with their co-workers? nothing can bring the work environment closer and make it all the more bearable to be there then unwinding and getting to know the people you work with, so why do Americans keep their co-workers at arms length??
>>32879937
>harvard lecture
so you're either employed as a professor or you're enrolled as a student. neither of those classify as NEETs
10/10
NEETs here are so uneducated they can't even grasp the fact that people living outside the first world virtually CAN'T afford to become NEETs
>>32880985
Dear NEET
I want to dine on your sweet butt meat
For a NEETsexual I am
Truly the highest form of man
>>32881574
What kind of bullshit is this? Offer statistical evidence that there is less work friendship going on in america than in other countries.
>>32881702
I think we can all accept that the modern American, a mexican-african hybrid, is much more prone to anti social behaviour than a more advanced species of human, say the Anglo Australian for instance.
>>32881602
I'm from a third world shithole and I'm a neet.
>>32882469
tell me more, how do you manage?
I'm at work posting on this shitty Indonesian finger puppet forum getting paid 25/hr. Go back to jerking to cartoons and stop baiting.
>>32881582
No, you see us NEETs are not entirely selfish with our free time. We sometimes like to volunteer at universities or other places.
>>32881582
not necessarily. lots of neets enrich our lives through opencourseware https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbB0FjPg0mw&list=PL2SOU6wwxB0uwwH80KTQ6ht66KWxbzTIo
>>32878524
>2 hour commutes
Try 15 minutes by walking
You see, when you're not poor you don't have to live in the suburbs with your mom
>>32878344
Dosen't it blow your mind that some people make 100k for 40 hours of work a week with little to no consequences to their actions? Not all jobs are created equal; life isn't fair.
>>32878344
Daily reminder that your days as neet are counted.
>>32885683
HA. we already have a plan for this. 3 neets will just have to commit suicide (or god forbid another violent act) and include the ceasing of neetbux in the letter as the primary reason.
>>32884380
1/10 troll
you get a point for posting.
>>32881818
>Australian
>literally a bunch of criminals condemned to a crappy island with dangerous animals
>advanced
Where did it all go wrong?? Our neetreich couldve lasted 1000 years
>>32885683
>he thinks donald dump will do anything about neets
top kek wagiecuck
>>32878344
I can't wait to retire and I'm only 20. The NEET life was made for me but I am stuck wagecucking. I'll catch up with you guys in our 60s and we can all be old men NEETs together.
>>32887619
that sounds swell. see you there wagie.
>>32887273
hang on for 4 years ameribros
>>32879645
This sounds terrible, was this supposed to make the wageslave life look good?
>5.5 hrs sleep
I mean, DAMN
>>32879801
>I love how the neet representative says: "I can do anything I want with my free time.. etc."
Oh boy, this again. Prepare to get BTFO yet again. I posted the top picture in a previous thread. The bottom picture is one I just took wearing my participation shirt.
>Because neetbucks, for most people, aren't even enough to actually do something other than keep themselves theoretically alive
Yet NEETs like myself do it all the time because we know something called "budgeting" and being humble. Maybe one day you wagies will get these concepts. Until then, another day, another dollar.
>>32881574
Cuz I probably will sperg out at the bar or do something to make the friendship go south. Don't wanna deal with an awkward bullshit at work for the next 5 years or Hower long I stay at the company
>>32888542
You have good taste.
wagies gonna wage
>>32888958
Agreed. Anyone who likes the Haibane are cool people regardless of taste.
I hate everyone right now. Wage or neet. I work outside and it's fucking cold. I just want a cozy job inside
>>32890673
Did you fall for the Security Guard meme?
>>32890739
No, I'm a mailman
>>32890792
Make sure my package is delivered undamaged this time, wagecuck. I don't think your supervisor wants to be talked to again about your poor handling of our mail.
>>32888542
>the NEET is proud of achieving a feat that old women with a small amount of training regularly match
>>32881526
What's the job for?
>tfw I really do have a 2 hour commute if traffic is bad