I am a Russian girl. Orderly person, pretty smart, good sense

I'd say don't LARP and post proof (something like a timestamp with shoe on head)

>>32635843
Come be my qt russian slave in NZ bby can you teach me russian ? That's all I care about

>>32635843
I think you're actually a gay neckbeard who fantasizes about being a meek, submissive housewife and sucking dick every night.

>>32635843
But what if you weigh 300lbs?

Have you considered that?

>>32635843
Only if we name your pussy Cuba because I want to put a huge missile with a huge ass pay load deep into it.

>tfw from Norway but too scared to ever do anything like this

>>32635843
lol im a normal guy, i wish someone would take me to norway.

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>>32635861
I will. Give me some time.

>>32635863
I can. But I don't wanna be a slave. I wanna a tesla car.

>>32635904
Hmm. Interesting idea...

>>32635905
So.. Jeez men are shallow..

>>32635843
post contact info

I want a Russian housewife

>>32635843
Post proof and I may actually spend my last days getting someone decent into the country. Soon as you qualify for residency, I'm getting the hell out of here though and you're on your own.

>>32636011
>300lber confirmed

Larger women cost more to feed, have more health problems, and exhale more carbon dioxide.

These details are important for your potential suitors.

>>32635843
Assuming you really are Russian why do you want to leave? Is it awful there?

>>32636011
I can give you a tesla car bby np give me an email so we can talk this through in detail

>>32636058

They and Ukraine women are all fuckin gold diggers, dude. And yes Russia isn't that great.

Pics or you're a fat guy in a basement.

>>32635843
consider me, i am from luxembourg. you can't get any better than that. rich as fuck and small country

Estonii first world enough for you, bb? We looove you guys here.

>>32635843

I'm from Texas (USA) and I accept your girlfriend application.

Here is a link to my Interpals account which describes my features and contains a photo of me.

https://www.interpals.net/RestlessSurfer

I also have lots of money.

spasiba

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>>32636011
>Will suck your dick off 3 times a day, make you food, will be as meek as lamb with you, If you take me to your first world country
>Jeez men are shallow..
leave

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>>32636248

whoops I forgot picture

>>32636250
It's a troll thread, friendo. You just got memed.

>>32636058
Have you ever been to a strip club? All those women are Russian (or Ukrainian) and they all have the same story - they're elated to be here, far away from their countries.

>>32636248
you dress like a complete autist dude

>>32636011
what happened to your legs :(

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>>32635843

just kill me I would even take a russian neckbeard pretending to be a girl on the internet if he would suck my dick and make me food

>>32636284

i was wearing gym clothes. if you look closely im in YMCA

>>32636248
>16 year old

Top kek, famalam

>tfw no russian gf

I wanna die

>>32636298
He's on r9k trying to score himself a Russian roastie, wtf do you expect him to look like?
Kek

>>32636316

90% of the board is underage

no one is over the age of 18 and a virgin so you're not going to find many of that kind of person.

>>32636323
replied to the wrong person senpai?

>>32636339
>no one is over the age of 18 and a virgin so you're not going to find many of that kind of person.
You heard it here, folks.

>>32636323

there was a russian immigrant girl in my secondary class and i can say with certainty that the pussy game is lit

you're missing out if you're not scoring russian roasties

>>32636345
Ya, sorry my dude.
Oreganismo.

ya zhivu v sai-dennonniye shtati v adinokoste. no vi ne soochestvooyetye

>>32636377
Where someone is from has nothing to do with what their genitalia feels like, kid.

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>>32636377
>never getting a cutie like this
>why even live

if dubs we all get qt Russian gfs

>>32636400

she was Bashkir, so she was sort of brown.

>>32636395

you have literally no idea what you're talking about.

do you think a girl from Colombia and a girl from Saudi Arabia are the same in bed?

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>>32636394
kakogo khrena ty govorish? prekratit ispol zovaniye google translate

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>>32636377

>that the pussy game is lit

>>32636458

kakoi nahren google translate, dibil? ubey sebya, srazu

>>32636458

I don't think it's google translate, he's just illiterate. That's the sort of spelling someone who barely speaks Russian and barely writes English would have.

>>32635843
Fuck off back to the mail order bride site, bitch.

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>>32636450
>Bashkir

so she was muslim. what the fuck dude

>>32636494

nah senpai she was non-religious. russian dad bashkir mom

>>32635843
>girl
>pretty smart
>good sense of humor
>tumblr
Likely fake but, wew.

>>32636494

No one in Russia is religious. They just pretend to be because it's no longer illegal.

>>32635843
>If you take me to your first world country like America or Norway.
>>32636011
>So.. Jeez men are shallow..

But anon... Aren't you a gold digging whore?
Isn't that shallow ?
Too unpure to get my gold stained Swiss dick

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>>32636483
>>32636489

moy russkiy ne ochen khorosho, ya serbskaya. eto zvuchalo nepravilno...ya proshu proshcheniya

>>32636450
>virgin detected
Oreganoli formuoli

>>32636550

epic projection famalamamlomao

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>>32636520

didn't know about that, thanks for clearing that up senpai

>>32636542

Serbs are brothers. But you'd have a better chance of being understood if you just spoke Serb.

>>32636489

or it's just lazy, bored transliteration, something which there is literally no correct standard for, in an inner voice that you clearly don't have

da, delayu oshibki, no eto ni prichina to'be bit' kakashkoi, druzya

>>32636566
bre pusti ga vidis da nema pojma

>>32635843
Is Brazil an option?

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>>32636575
hey I tried!
>>32636566
ya I know. just tried to smartass on russian and got called out on it. such is life

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>look at thread
>3 posts
>come back 10 minutes later
>58 posts
>mfw

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>>32636620
you are famous go post on /r/4chan now

>>32636698
>clearly a fucking bait thread
>60 replies
Does this not piss you off?

>>32635843
>>32636011

For anyone interested, this is where the pictures are from. I like her boots tho.

http://weheartit.com/michell_bermudez

>>32635843
Time stamp or you're a dude.

>yes I can post a timestamp pic just give me a few hours
Every time.

FYI everyone, this is an old tripfag from /int/ called pedojew. He's not really a Russian woman.

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>>32636804
Here you go senpai senpai desu

>>32637066
Will you pls be my russian qt. I have a warm bed in the us of a and I'm a lonely 20 year khv who seeks companionship

>>32635843
Norway
>first world

Kek

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>tfw norwegian
>tfw you live by yourself in a big house in the country and have more than enough room to host another person
>tfw this is extremely appealing and actually plausible for you, I could literally drive to pick her up
you shouldn't toy with people's hearts like this OP

>>32635843

How do I get you to America?

I already have a russian girl but I'd prefer you, clearly.

>>32637066
What do you look like? What is that you're eating? Looks good.

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>>32635843
> russian women

>>32638037
>filename
Its not an "h", its the kyrillic "n". Just fyi

>>32638000
This is Korean dumpling with seafood. Delicious as fuck

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>>32636377
>the pussy game is lit
You need to leave

>>32636377
I see your autistic as well, welcome fren!

>>32635843
I come from an upper middle class family in Los Angeles, and I am 8/10 going through pre-med
wanna chat?

>>32639624
>upper middle class family in Los Angeles
Lmao is you're not making 8 figures and live in LA you're fucking poor
And what roastie wants some fag that's gonna be drowning in debt and malpractice insurance premiums

>>32636011
>want tesla car
>jeez men are shallow

OP i fought dozens of your kind in the meme war and dozens more who were far more cunning and vicious and i came out on top. You must bring me better bait

>>32635843
Do you play chess? If you can do so competently I'm up for it.

>>32639671
Ok fine my man, got plenty of money for pre-med and med school, like 850,000 buckaroos allocated JUST for college

>>32635905
> not wanting a Russian SSBBW

Google Siberian Beauty

>>32636011
>So.. Jeez men are shallow..

well you are a gold digging whore cunt who only wants us for a green card and who wants to use sex as a bargain tool.

>>32639880
So what? Desu senpai

>>32639733
So you're a spoiled kid thats gonna make a shitty doctor?
Am I supposed to be impressed?
Have fun working for Medicaid pennies and cutting off tranny dicks lmao

>>32637060
This, glad someone pointed it out. He made 2 other threads on /int/ today

>>32637066
>keyboard is clearly an english one
Who are you trying to fool here m8

>>32640283
lmao atleast i have a future and im da top of my class u dumb nig nog

>>32640339
Yet you feel the need to brag on r9k.
That's really fucking sad, kid. Maybe take some of daddy's money, buy a nice gun, and fucking kill yourself.

>>32640417
lmao atleast i will never have to worry about a single thing
also i got my own money yoooo

>>32640479
Your really sad, kiddo.
Here's the last (You)

>>32640565
Atleast use proper grammar my niggaaa
also i'll be lounging while you're strugglin

>>32640202
well I don't think with my dick so you are fucking screw bitch because you offer nothing to me. I can do the rest that you offer on my own.

how to bait a robot, the thread.
fuck

>>32635863
>in NZ
woah where do you live fellow nz bro

>>32640595
You can suck your own dick?

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>>32635843
Is Canada "first world" enough for you?