>be in high school
>qt cougar teacher tells me to stay after class
>grabs my weewee with her wet fingers and tickles my glans under my forskin
>while i moan she gives me a french kiss
>i get hard really fast
>hump her throu her panties and cum
>she says i was a good boy and takes off her skirt
>i hump like a little boy i am, grabbing her massive tits while cum drips down my balls
>her back is full of my spit and i press my head against her spine because im about to cum, again.
>be in elementary school
>mom hugs me and tells me she loves me before dropping me off
>be me
>have sex with a girl
>falling asleep while cuddling with 10/10 qt waifu.
>be me
>be happy
>be happy...
>be me
>having a 50/50 chance with girls
> e me
>wake up
>scream for mumsy to come change my diaper cause I pooped while sleeping
>she comes in and begins taking off my soiled diaper
>she starts crying and asking why she's changing her 30 year old sons diaper
>I grab some shit from the diaper put aside and claw at her face
>I get some shit in her eyes
>I call her a cunt and tell her to make tendies and hot coco or ill rape her
>she wipes the shit off her faces and leaves
>I smoke weed and await my hot coco and tendies in a fresh diaper
>be me
>never meet and get influenced by the hacker known as 4chan
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Christ, fellas....
>be me
>not wanting to suicide