Okay, it's time to find out who here is a normie and who

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>>32408683
56
Why does this feel like a nail of my coffin?

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>>32408683
OP here: I got 73

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42. I don't care as long as I have my laptop, wifi, and beer.

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>>32408683
>96
>Tfw normie
Feels good.

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>>32408683
69 Cyborg. I'm not leaving.

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143 but too fucking lazy to go out and do anything about it. Good social skills make up for my ugly mug.

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>>32408683
7
Sweet Jesus just end me

>>32409280
how did you possibly end up with only 7 anon?

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Are you impressed, op?

>>32408683
Professional robot coming through, first off the physical section is almost complete bullshit I may be skinny fat but being a robot is mental not physical. I've taken this test before and it says I am wizard. Also being female should be 50+.

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133. I was definitely a cyborg 4 years ago.

>>32409418
I might also add that cyborg is just another word for normie and that this test overall is only about 80% acurite

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>>32408683
>52
big surprise

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>>32408683
53

I been meaning to kill myself anyway.

i got 92
pretty much expected really

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>>32408683
35
welp i alt least made the cut

>>32408683
I scored 34: borderline Wizard Apprentice.

>>32408683
34
All you fucking normie faggots need to get off of my
board

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are you jealous or not?

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>>32408683
38
I think it's time to end this shitty ride

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50
troo rawbutt

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>>32408683
62

ffs I can't even belong to you autistic outcasts

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HOLY FUCK U ALL DISGUST ME I HAVE 17

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I'm a cyborg. Not surprised really. Cyborgs don't get accepted here as much as robots do unfortunately. Nor do we get accepted in the real world. In that sense we almost have it the worst. Still, I'd rather be cyborg than mega autist wizardbot or something. I at least have hope I'll one day get a gf. It's mostly the social stuff that screwed me over from being a normie. I have barely any real life friends. Only two. and I've never had a gf or anything resembling one.

>>32409443
how do people like you exist and what the fuck are you doing on my board reeeeee

>inb4 implying I actually think this isn't bait

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>>32408683
41, charts pretty shit though, a lot of stuff overlaps in my case leaves the house regularly/employed/attend education, hobby/talent/employed, love something/have a pet, etc also being female should give a minimum 82 women can be strange but will never be anything in the robot tier.

>>32408683
32.
I'm going to fucking die here.

>>32409280
What questions did you get?

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>>32408683
96
Seems pretty accurate for me.

>>32408683
29. Is everyone a normie nowadays?

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136 - then why do i still feel empty inside...

75. Guess it's all over for me, friends.

>>32410207
Please fuck off to Facebook. Please.

132.

Sorry guys, I'll be leaving now.

... unless you want to treat me like the white guy to your group of blacks and have me charm the clerk at the local 7/11 while you kids steal your pockies and slim Jims and Dori-toes and other face-grease powering foodstuffs.

I p-p-promise it's a r-ruse I've developed for y-y-your sake.

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>>32408683
113. hmm....It's sad to think I'd have been a Stacey if I hadn't been born with a fucking deformity.

64

But the sex/romance stuff is easy points if you're gay

i'd be sub 40 if i was str8

>>32408683

Alright.

Got almost every single thing is 'physical' other than visit doctor regularly.

That's because I'm /fit/, feels kinda unfair. Why am I a normie because I austisticaly count calories and macros and lift weights

Only +2 points in mental- I love my family because they take care of my neet ass.

Can anyone beat?

Can't be bothered to do the rest of the test. I'm that lazy.

83. Most of my pitfalls were in the yellow.

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Could be worse, r-right?

>45
I am surprisingly fine with this

I got 125 points, my mental illness is the only thing stopping me from becoming successful

>>32409891
What questions did you get?

>>32410442
There is yellow NOWHERE on that image.
Deduct 5 points for being color blind.

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>>32409907
I know how you feel, we don't have it the worst but it sure is lonely. I've given up hope trying to become a normie so I don't waste the next 2 years on failing to be normal. Being a robot however would be easy and I would be accepted here more.
In my position, getting a gf is near impossible so I'm just gonna accept it and be happy with what I have before I end myself

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73

Not sure how I feel. Meh.

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The majority of the things that give me points are either
> Because of me being in education
Or
> Undermined by things not on this list.

For example, healthy weight but fucked up heart.

>>32411921

How fucked up of a heart are we talking? I have a BAV and still added the "minor or no physical abnormalities" because it's a mild, relatively common condition,

>>32408683
Too much effort sommeone make.this in flash or something wtf.

>>32411990
Fairly aggressive arrhythmia.

I can almost give myself a heart attack if I run up the stairs.

>>32408683
wow i would be a grandwizard if i never got raped. seriously just fuck all of you.

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105. A lot can change in 2 years if you really try to make an effort. I was probably closer to 50 when I didn't even lurk /r9k/

17

also anyone above robot please, just go

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One day

oreganol

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>>32408683
64 /CyborgMasterRace/
Origanalio

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>84
Higher then what I expected, only thing fucking me up is the social aspect of life. How do I improve that?

92 @ age 17 not bad

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44 at age 22.

Certified robit.
Please kill me.

>>32408683

Scored a 93.
81 before the bonus round.

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certified grade A normie reporting in

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Last time I did this I was in the 30s so either Wizard Apprentice or Robot.

Since then I've gotten a job which added a few points and necessitated a few others, so now I got 45. Still Robot I guess.

Could possibly have bumped it to 50+ with a couple of maybes but I assumed anything that is a maybe should just be a no pointer (ie, I don't like real under 15s but I do like loli occasionally).

Holy fucking shit...
I did one for now (24 y/o) and i got 118
I did one for when I was 19 y/o and got a 21...

When did it all go so right?

46 (robot) seems right

112

>Normie

>Time to get out of 4chan?

>Nah

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Social tab butchered me. Still this chart felt a little generous, I also didn't get the fetish one, do you get a point for having or not having fetishes? Either way seems stupid.

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75

Why am i being muted?

>>32408683
44, lost hard in the bonus round with little interest in anime, healthy view of opposite sex, my mom texted me recently, and i have a good phone.

don't really know what the fetish thing in the bonus round means though

I thought I didn't really fit in and was just some passive observer to everyone else's shit, but I got 31 when the majority is getting a least 50.

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>30

All my hobbies are highly autistic, I'm doing poorly at school, my "awards" have been results of said autistic hobbies in the past, I suck my thumb, and have the battle of hoth painted on my bedroom wall.

Am I a Wizaerd?

49
The plus 6 for being female is kind of bullshit.

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I've improved a bit since the semester started

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>>32408683
ez pz family

48
I guess i am a true robot, huh

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>>32408683
Have a good night everyone. Don't forget you're worthy of love.

>>32409418
agreed.

Woman should be automatic 95+ normie

unless physically hideous, but even then, niggers will still fuck you

93 - Slightly Strange. That description describes me pretty well.

>>32415543
Except being female its way easier to fall into all the other normie things so female should actually be like -10

>>32408683
I got 55.

Odd because I feel more normal than my score suggests.

Ah well idgaf. Life is improving and that's good enough for me.

>>32408683
62 cyborgs unite we shall rule the world

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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is an original mocking comment

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>>32408683
38. feels, well idk what to call it but it sure feels something man.

98
am i still welcome here

>>32416428
yes you are. Of course. No one is unwelcome here.

>>32416488
Normies aren't

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58. Barely made the cut. At least I'm part of something

>>32416517
No such thing as normies. Nothing wrong with being different, nothing wrong with being the same.

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>>32408683
>23

This is the path I have chosen. I have no other before me.

>>32408683
30, mainly because i'm a wagecuck

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Tfw I got 67 at 18.
Feels average

>>32408683
22, I'm really upset by this. My whole life seems like I might have failed

52.

Meh. I'll accept it.

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Thought i was a normie, but still get 57 pts

the reality just fucks me up inside

>>32408683
"Slightly Strange" pretty accurate actually

135

still got social anxiety though

54

Social category fucked me. Much was done in my youth.

>>32408683
6 just kill me already. Also fuck off my board normie.

I think i got 135 or something last time.

I self identify as a robot though.

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106

Still doesn't make up for how fucking sad I am

75
Cyborg here Ay haha I fucking hate myself

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44 and I don't even go on r9k often.
I didn't really consider myself a robot. I kinda just thought I was a quiet, normalfaggot.

>>32418284
Shouldn't it?

134 but I don't frequent this board. I am definitely not successful though, and some of the things on this chart don't make sense in how they're scored.

>>32408683

I got 53 but I really think I'm a cyborg.. but honestly why does it matter I just want to cry myself to death.

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111

getting higher every time I take this test. Almost chad tier.

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>>32408683
I got 16, and i'm only 24 y/o

>>32408683
>Wizard Apprentice
>Melonpan
Do you know that he's loaded, has a gf (10 years relationship), a respectable job and a great relation to his family/friends?

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>>32408683
do I get any sort of reward or do I just have to accept making you impressed

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26

>((((You)))) have been muted for 2 ORIGINAL seconds

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>>32408683
122, don't think I am a Chad though lol

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19 points
Here're my answers if anyone wants to know exactly how pathetic one has to be to get such a score

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>>32408683
According to this I should be a Stacey, but I have no friends, dropped out of school, feel no connection with anyone, live with my parents and do drugs and drink and have no idea what I want to do with my life and will probably kill myself. Reeee

>>32408683

23 at 19 years old

i want to die already, please make it end.

>>32408683
120, would have gotten more but love at home, ask me anything

>>32408683
Had something like 32 a few weeks ago. I don't know how people can score higher than 50 and browse this board.

Fuck my life

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Any /cyborg virgins/ here?

>>32419884
>socialize atleast once a day
>good figure
>attractive face
>feel motivation
Fuck off failed stacy. This is no place for likes like you.

>>32408683
Cyborg.

Sounds about right to be honest.

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19 y/o got 9 points. I think I'm kinda hopeless.

>>32420787
>19 y/o
>I think

cute

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A successful 130 bitches. Although this causes me to question why I'm on this board. Also, can I point out that I got this while being Trans? Now, I've got to go clean my condo before my parents come over for lunch so I can add another point or 2 to my score.


>>32409443
>>32418673
You can't see it, but I'm nodding politely at you.

>>32420388
I might still succeed, I'm trying to meet people and figure out something I want to do. I'm mentally ill and relate to a lot of people here. I don't really visit that much though.

55.

Going to college has raised my score a lot. It was 40-something a few months ago.

151. I guess I'll just leave.

>>32420889
I wonder if this what we need to do? like use this as a checklist and just try and raise our scores?

>56
Cause uni

>>32421008
>151

this level of dellusion

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>>32408683
>visit a doctor regularly under the physical category
>9 million invented mental illnesses in the mental category

Niggers, how the fuck would I know if I had a flavor of big pharma flavor of the month if I haven't been to a doctor in over a decade?

Cyborg at 20 baby. My friends are the Chads and the robots

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Six months ago I did this shit I scored 56 now I am at 83. Shit I suppose that leaving parents house, getting a job and lifting helped me a bit. Still khv though.

>>32408683
Last time I took this I got a 30 for all categories excluding accomplishment, which put me in cyborg territory. Now that I've moved on from my big break up that has had an impact on me for 8 years, I'm finally a normal fag.

I have advice. Just be yourself. It sounds retarded right now because you don't know that it's true. In my case, I had a self defeating attitude that constantly brought me down. It. Doesn't. Matter. The thing is, you can't be an ass about it. You can't force yourself to be yourself, because then you'll go out of your way to prove to yourself that you tried. Maybe there's someone like me on here. Maybe they can be themselves and get out if this hole. My time here is over, and I'll only be on r9k to lurk. See you later /r9k/

Shit bro, I got 119

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Got 103. Guess I should go to reddit

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>>32408683
47
I've got no points in social.

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>>32408683
>Physical
21
>Mental
11
>Social
4
>Accomplishment
>15
>Bonus
5

Total 56

Lowest I had was 27 so I guess I'm improving

Got 23 points.
Last time i did this i got the wizards apprentice and before that it was cyborg.
I wonder what happened

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>tfw you'll never achieve wizardry

>>32408683
Being female should grant you +100 pts. instantly.

>>32408683
49 w00t
oddly i got almost nothing from physical and mental. it all came from the last 2


oh dear me.
still better than I thought i would do

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>>32416733
Join the club.

original club

125

feels chad man

>>32408683
130, funny as I didn't know to be a Chad

121.
2 years ago I would have scored a 53. There's hope for you anon

26 i think it is not very good but could have been worse