>noticed about a week ago my cum started to smell like oatmeal

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>he made me follow him into a small room for me and wanted to see
>i hesitate before slowly pulling down my pants
>my cock had shrunken apparantly too
>it looked like a dark purple olive between my legs
>the doctor almost faints
>he walks out pale as fuck
>a nurse comes in to see what happened
>sees my cock in its vegetative state and just stops
>she slowly walks backwards out
>im in there alone for a while with my peanut cock out not sure what to do
>finally a group of nurses/doctors come in and decide to see whats wrong
>they ask me questions
"have you had trouble peeing?"
>a little
"any problems getting erect"
>no
"anything unusual besides the discoloration"
>my cum is brown
>they all become dead silent
>nurse asks me if im sure it was brown
>show her the picture i took
>she gags before walking out
>the others didnt want to see
>they decide to make me pee in a cup to check if for stuffs
>i couldnt pee
>they said if i couldnt pee i would need a catheter in my penis to check
>freak out and ask for water
>after drinking a half gallon of water i go into the bathroom and pee into cup
>they test it and find nothing
>they tell me they are going to need a sample of my cum
>they gave me a second cup and told me to "try my best"
>all but one doctor left
>he just sat their and continued writing on his little clipboard
>ask him to please leave
>tells me he wont peak
>not sure what to do
>decide fuck it i already showed my dick to them i dont think this can get any gayer
>begin to fap
>finally cum after like 10 minuter of embarrassment
>still brown but this time its has more tiny rocks in it
>give sample to doctor and he leaves
>after half an hour they come back and tell me they need to check my prostate
>ask how
>someone needs to shove a finger up my butt and see if its enlarged
>pleasegodno.xcf
>im not sure which is worse
>losing my dick or losing my anal virginity to a bad porno plot

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>ask them what i need to do
>they tell me to remove my pants and bend over
>i remove my pants to reveal my cumstained underwear that hasnt been washed since october of last year
>my goal was to break the world record of longest time of not changing underwear
>the smell is so bad a doctor had to leave because he was about to puke
>bend over and clench the paper wrap thing that the hospital calls a "bed sheet"
>i dont think i can ever explain what happened next in a way that isnt shameful
>once the doc is done he goes "yep"
>i pull my pants up scarred for life
>doc leaves to tell the other what he did to my boipucci
>they come back later to tell me i have chonic bacterial prostatitis
>panic ensues
>they tell me not to worry i just need to take some antibiotics for 4-12 weeks to clear it all out
>clear what out?
>the bacteria in you prostate
>apparantly i need to either piss or cum it out
>doc tells me i need to masturbate daily
>tell him i fap atleast ten times a day
>he just looks at me as if im not even a real person at this point
>more like im a used tissue he just threw away
>he gives me a prescription for some antibiotics and tells me to go home
>on my way out the desk clerk asked me if i needed a cardboard box for my dick
>whydoyoudothistome.txt
I still have to wait till morning to get my antibiotics

>pic related its my cum

This is a good story

blcoxoxlb

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
GETOUT GETOUT GETOUT FUCK

>>32183008

Just googled it OP. Your jizz is brown cause it's got blood in it.

Could be worse at least you found out while fapping and not having sex

I'm glad you're going to have a relatively happy ending for this.

I got prostatitis when I was 15. My doctor assumed it was venereal. I hadn't had any sex, of course, but I bluffed my way through all his questioning about my [nonexistent] sexual partners. At least he didn't tell my mother.

Did you get prostatitis from your rank unders?

>>32182995
how would you get bacteria in your prostate? Doesn't make sense.

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>>32183008
FUCK THAT FUCK NO FUCK THAT FUCK NO FUCK THAT FUCK NO FUCK THAT FUCK NO

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING DO OP THIS SHIT DOESN'T JUST FUCKING HAPPEN

HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORN THOSE FUCKING UNDIES FROM HELL?

>>32183008
Good god my dude, that is the most disgusting thing I've read recently
Do just like, not wash ever?

>>32183008
what the fuck i was already thinking about doing my laundry and taking a shower but for fucks sakes how am i suppose to sleep now if that's all im thinking about? i cant do any of that till a few hours. what in the fucking hell.

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Great story anon did kek

>>32183100
there are multiple causes apparently senpai. get a better degree in online doctoring

>>32183110
how is this a happy ending

>>32183124
probably

>>32183131
i-i dont shower really

>>32183144
almost a year

>>32183161
i wipe myself off when i get dirty but i dont like showers or baths so i dont do that

>>32183162
gomen

post pics please?

my cum was a little brown too..

>>32183131
>chonic bacterial prostatitis
I looked it up. It's real anon. It's a real thing that happens! WhyYYY DID I OPEN THIS THREAD!!

now I'll never be able to blindly fap my cum around my room while spinning without searching the floor to check every single drop for brown and chalky bits!!!! AHHHHHH!H!!!!

>>32183183
VVVcheck OPs final post VVV
>>32183008

>>32182995

Keks, bet the bacteria in your ass is the cum from last year. Bacteria...not clean underwear...fill in the blanks, use the thumbnails and make the connections.

>>32183175
>haven't bathed in a year

the doctors wanted to kill you you freak.

>>32183175
>I don't shower
Where did this fear of the shower come from?
Are you a jew?

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>>32183183
my cum is the third pic

>>32183201
fuckku youu

Hospitalfag that made my day

>>32183215
>>32183217
i have hydrophobia no bully please

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>>32182995

>ambulances are over priced

'merrica

>>32183222

Ok now its >>32183201 again, if you want to do something real with that dirty underwear achievement. You gotta wear it on your face a full 10 minutes after breaking that record. I bet bukus you would get yuerterber famous then

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>>32183222
d-d-dick pic anyone?
it doesn't count if its medical...

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>>32183008
>i remove my pants to reveal my cumstained underwear that hasnt been washed since october of last year
>my goal was to break the world record of longest time of not changing underwear
>the smell is so bad a doctor had to leave because he was about to puke

Holy shit

>>32183008
welp

maybe it's good i didn't get into med school after all

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>>32183004
Oh my fucking god dude
>i remove my pants to reveal my cumstained underwear that hasnt been washed since october of last year
>my goal was to break the world record of longest time of not changing underwear
>the smell is so bad a doctor had to leave because he was about to puke
But fucking why
Does kek will it?

I've seen some weird shit on this site but fucking hell man

>>32183244
i mean im still wearing them

>>32183246
whut no

>>32183285
i just wanted to achieve something i knew i could do easily

>>32183294
no u

>>32183303
>still wearing them
nigga are you serious

ive been wearing mine since august

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>>32183008
I might be a degenerate but at least im not you

posting in a very epic thread :DD

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>>32183303
>still wearing them
I would tell you to fucking kill yourself; but it seems like you are already on it.

>>32183342
Rotten Benis :-DDD

my god man.. run us through an average day for you OP

im curious about your disgusting life

>>32183303
mate, how are we gonna know the real situation without a dick pic? is it still purple?

>>32183285
You are one grimy ass nigga S M H

>>32183321
y-yes

>>32183324
mine since october last year, on the 28th this month it will be one full year

>>32183335
but you are me

>>32183347
maybe thats the point

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>>32183359
oh man thats gonna take a while hold on

>>32183363
nah its not purple anymore

>>32183366
no u

how tf do you get a prostate infection

>>32183382
did you get any pics of your dick while rotten?

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Holy fcking shit OP

>>32183367
only reason i changed in the summer is because my grandma has a nice house and is really nice so i went to her house for a month and had to take a shower every day or two or this would mark a year and a half

take a shower and wash your clothes you fucking idiot

>>32183397
nah but man

it was like dark purple and shrunk to just a knub

>>32183413
oh man thats some devotion

>>32183420
no u

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>tfw you realise you are in same discord as this person

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>>32183008
You learn something new every fucking day. This place taught me more than any school ever can.

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>>32183008
Holy shit
I mean;
Holy shit.

Never change /r9k/

original comment 123

>>32183446
shut up you

>>32183449
good for you

>>32183455
no u

op can I fuck your ass now? your boipussy is ready.

>>32183490
no go away you dont get these bad cummies

>>32183490
>wanting to contract some sorta super std

That's the kind kind of degeneracy I've came for on this board! May kek bless your meats /bot/s!

>this nasty neet is going to create antibiotic drug resistant bacteria in his dick
god help us

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Good boy, baad cummies.

>>32183446
>tfw you're in 2 servers with this person and keep telling him how much you want to suck his dick

>>32183490
it's inflated, that'll hurt

Please include me in the screencap

12dkxk

>>32183446
>>32183544
Discord server invite link when???

>>32183515
>implying its a std

>>32183542
your welcome?

>>32183543
itll be the death of all neets

>>32183544
pikari you little tramp

>>32183564
lmao hold on here https://discord.gg/A4kukfW

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>>32183564
Its a very prestigious server.

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>>32183008
>they tell me to remove my pants and bend over
>i remove my pants to reveal my cumstained underwear that hasnt been washed since october of last year
>my goal was to break the world record of longest time of not changing underwear
>the smell is so bad a doctor had to leave because he was about to puke
Oh dear. Up until then none of it was your fault.

>>32183596
i really want to see them
POST THE UNDIES OP!!

>>32183359
so you still want my day to day schedule?

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>>32182995
>>32183004
>>32183008
Get better soon, anon!

>>32183506
pls anon me need the bad cummies bad

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>>32183615
Sure why not here you go

>>32183473
what are your living situations OP?

>>32183656
then join the discord server i cum on everyone there

>>32183668
like my daily schedule or do i got piss bottles everywhere?

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>>32183008
>pic related its my cum

this is my fethish. moar pls

Somehow, I believe this man has out done the guy who came ants

>>32183679
Daily schedule

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>>32183665
I can smell them through the screen

not surprised this isn't original

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>>32183665
are those green jizz stains?

>>32183615
Yes, post them
And I thought I was an utterly disgusting trainwreck when I wore a pair of underpants that had developed holes for 6 weeks.

>>32183720
join the discord i do this hourly in there

>>32183726
ok so

first i wake up and fap
browse discord
make ramen noodles
fap
eat
fap
around this time its noon so i nap
wake up
fap
browse discord
fap
erp on discord
fap
and by this time its night time and i go to sleep to restart my schedule because im a neet shut in

questions?

>>32183622

yeh im interested about your life, how you got to where you are

>>32183760
its these cummed stained ones i posted here >>32183665

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Dude, just, shake my head irl tbqh

>>32183803
look at the post literally above you you blind man >>32183777

>>32183777
Nice trips rotten benis lad

>>32183830
it's a sign KEK is pleased with his degeneracy

The most unbelievable part of this is a nurse gagging and running away at a gross bodily secretion

Unless she was brand new that wouldn't happen, nurses deal with the most disgusting bodily excretions every single day

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>>32183924
she probably just got a whiff of my underwear when i pulled them down

>>32183959
do you think this might change you at all?
maybe you couldtake a shower one in a while?

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>>32183985
nah i think of this as positive reenforcement to further my neethood because this just proves society doesnt want me

desu

>>32183996
if you tried more society might change it's mind

>>32183996
Maybe if you fucking washed yourself and threw those undies away society would want you retard.

>>32184047
>>32184050
maybe i dont want society if they cant except my undies

My cum used to have streaks of bloody mucus in it when I was younger.

If I was in OP's situation I probably would have lost my penis.

>>32183175
Well, it's a happy ending because it's treatable and because you're not sexually crippled for life.

>>32183008
you're so nastyyy. mmmm i could give you a good shower babe. I wanna eat all your cum.

Good lord
Poor op

>>32184141
thats what you think you dip

>>32184170
we do it in the discord

>>32184191
ill be fine... i think

>>32183008
are you mentally ill? why would you want to have bad hygene?

>>32184096
I can actually understand the underwear (used wear one or two a month) but showers and baths are really cozy.

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>>32184340
>tfw really hairy so after shower I feel like a wet dog

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Fuck nigga drink some motherfucking water and change your underwear if you're already fapping it out.

God's speed crusty cockbot

Someone screencap this gem

>>32184281
i dont like showers

>>32184340
water is nasty

>>32184359
same desu

>>32184448
thanks senpai

>>32184497
i want this to archive first because this is gold and i need to see more of op's stuff

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>>32184497
okay here we go... done

>>32183723

>CAME ANTS

Archive link please?

>>32184499

Have you sought treatment for your hydrophobia? Also, how do you feel knowing you are mostly water?

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>>32183008
>on my way out the desk clerk asked me if i needed a cardboard box for my dick

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>>32183008
>chonic bacterial prostatitis

its real

http://www.healthline.com/health/prostatitis-bacterial-chronic

ps in case no one has pointed it out you got an infection up your butt because you DIDNT CLEAN YOUR CUMMY UNDERWEAR FOR OVER A YEAR

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GO AWAY RANK UNDIES

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this thread took 30 years off my life

>>32185024

go away rank undies

espresso cappuccino

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watch as this post gets 4k upshits on plebbit

get better though op

Posted to leddit. Thanks for karma fag

>>32182995
Hope you get better OP you filthy cunt

>>32185024
go away rank undies

oregon

>>32185024
Please God go away you rank undies

>>32183008
I wonder what the chunks are. Pus?

>>32185024
Go away rank undies original

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>>32183008
holy FUCK

I've been feeling like shit, I'm failing at uni, this will be the 13th or so birthday I've spent alone, never had a gf, forgot what friends are, and my dads dying soon but your fucking post was what I needed.

cheers anon fucking cheers

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>>32183665
that is so fucking disgustin. why the fuck would anyone ever do this to himself

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>>32183008
This is the best :^)
AYYYY

>>32185024
go away rank undies
op is a fuckin disgrace to the human race

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way to go OP
thanks for sharing this great story with us
i hope you get well soon

and thanks for showing how this board is heavily infested with normies
>he doesnt cum into his pants over and over again and lets it become an aphrodisiac due to the sweat mixed within

Please post your original dick

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Hahaha great story
I have a strong urge to shower now.

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>>32185458
>thanks for showing how this board is heavily infested with normies
thistbh
good luck OP, hope your dick doesn't rot off

>>32182995
http://www.healthguidances.com/brown-semen-causes/

>>32182995
This is the average erp'er that you are prison gay for, r9k.

For real though, OP. I'm a NEET too and you're a tale of caution for me.

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This story is golden basil

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>>32185521
Neet aswell. About to step into shower now

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>>32184497
All right, what now?

op here im gonna fap soon, keep thread alive and i will report with cum status including taste, size, color, thickness, etc.

dont die desu

>>32185578
>dont die desu
Fuck bro. Same to you.

>>32185340

>tfw no friends or gf

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>>32185607
who cares when we have anons like OP showing us how bad things could be

>>32183175
>i wipe myself off when i get dirty but i dont like showers or baths so i dont do that
>not showered or bathed for a YEAR

FUCKING HELL boys r9k has discovered a new low

>>32185578
>including taste

you had to take it further, didnt you.

>>32183240
were not bullying you just tae a quick bath i mean i can understand one or mabye two months but a fucking YEAR?

>>32183665
its like piss jugs

way of the true robot boys below rock bottom there a lies a place where men never changr nor shower for almost two years

>>32185616

yeah things could always be worse. prostate infection worse.

>>32185642
>inb4 he gets an infection in his mouth

>>32183175
>I dislike showers
Sheeetpost

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>>32183008
include me in le screencap mr r/4chan sir xD

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>>32182995
>>32183004
>>32183008
You are a human wasteland.

>>32185722

yeah itd probably give you some mean tonsillitis or something.

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lol you done did it

>>32183008
>i remove my pants to reveal my cumstained underwear that hasnt been washed since october of last year
>my goal was to break the world record of longest time of not changing underwear
Holy fuck

>>32183303
>still wearing them
I dont want to believe

>>32185578
>op here im gonna fap soon, keep thread alive and i will report with cum status including taste, size, color, thickness, etc.

did you survive the fap, op?

>>32186229
i havent fapped yet, i need to get medicine when the pharmacy opens first

after i take it ill fap and report on here and discord

discord is lit btw

>>32183008
Fantastic thread

Your mentality reminds me of that pedo Nick Bate and the way with almost perfect childish sincerity he tried to justify himself raping his little sister while still talking like some 'kawaii' NEET
Why don't you even feel shame?

>>32183240
>Hydrophobia

>Implying we believe your ridiculous excuses

>>32183008
Best thread in awhile
thanks OP
also pretty disgusting

>>32185024
>GO AWAY RANK UNDIES
please!

>>32182995
this better get screencapped lol

>>32186263

ok. keep us updated on your sickly semen.

>>32183241
Hes not even kidding. I was bundled into an ambulance someone else called after i accidentally bonked myself unconscious at work. Woke up to a raging headache and an ambulance bill of like $450 bux. Four hundred and fifty dollars for a couple guys who make less than I do to drive me two blocks while i took an involuntary nap. They didnt even medicate or treat me, just took me to the hospital. Insurance wouldn't pay it, i can't afford to pay it, so they can just keep sending copies of the bill.

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i had no idea if i should post this but here it is, i am from server too sorry love.

>>32183303
>i mean im still wearing them
The antibiotics are a waste on you. I hope you get a serious infection and die.

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>>32186428
your sucks
here, mine is better

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>>32186428
My post is in it!
Top right

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>>32186477
oops, missed a few brown boxes
>>32186491
kill urself

>>32186477
i tried my best.
>>32186491
wanted to get alot of it in for history; with people in there to be remembered too.

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>>32186491
>tfw my post isn't in either

>>32186499
>>32186428
Both are good imo
but >>32186499 is easier to read

>>32183008
That's what you get for being a dirty faggot

>>32186507
I'm sorry anon, you did try
You and I know best how exhausting resizing stupid text boxes and pictures in MSpaint is
I wouldve included more posts in mine but I'm afraid of making pictures too crowded

>>32183446
Post the pictures of his shrivelled dick

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Thanks for posting OC, OP.
Please dont take pride in being an inconceivable slob tho

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>>32186545
cheers lad, clean read on yours though.

>>32186603
<3
where did OP go though

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>>32184499
>water is nasty
You're fucking nasty you cunt.

>>32186627
i accidentally scared him off didnt know he was the OP ;-; although if he is a good boi he would be showering right now and clean himself up!

>>32183668

op got niggerjizzitis

>>32186627
im about to head to pharmacy for the pills

afterward i will fap and post results

>>32183303
>i mean im still wearing them

This is what got you into this situation you actual retard.

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>>32186666
god speed, you and your quads brother.

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OP you should bottle your brown chunky semen, tie a balloon over it and huff the gas that ferments after a week. The fumes should simultaneously get you incredibly high while also putting you out of your misery.

A win-win in my book

>>32183240
I'd help you take showers, OP. :c that probably sucks big time.

>>32183004
>a nurse comes in to see what happened
>a group of nurses/doctors come in and decide to see whats wrong
This is why I'll never go to a hospital, where do these fuckers get off thinking they can just waltz into a room and look at my exposed junk out of idle curiosity? Fucking cunts.

>>32183367
You do realize you could die, lose your prostate, and your dick, because you are so Autistic you won't change your underwear, right?

>i mean im still wearing them
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU GODDAMN TURBO AUTIST?!?!?!

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>>32182995
Here u go everyone

This is fake and gay. I have prostatisis and i am well knowledged on this subject. Cum doesn't chane color like that. Also the penis doesn't change color.

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Update, more reactions
Will make final update when OP posts his magic jizz

>>32182995
Bumping for the taste of brown cummies with chunks

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THANKS OP NOW I WILL HAVE TO LOOK IF MY CUM HAS CHALKY BITS SINCE I JUST CUM ON UNDIES AND CHANGE THEM
WHAT OATMEAL SMELLS LIKE? I AM NOT MURRICAN

>>32186933
Porridge. Oatmeal is what amerilards call porridge

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For the love of god someone screencap all this and put it together in one image.

I just tried but I got halfway through and closed the wrong window without saving and I don't feel like doing it all again.

You fucking nasty son of a whore GO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER motherfucker. You are going to die in the most disgusting way pls shower just today I'm so triggered reeee

>>32187006
here's mlne
>>32187006

>>32186998
I have no idea what porridge is
It's sweet and not chlorine like usual cum right?

>>32185458
I don't usually wear underwear so I just cum on my pubes and get the result you mentioned. And yet I'm still less of a subhuman than op.

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>>32183008
>doc tells me i need to masturbate daily
>tell him i fap atleast ten times a day
>he just looks at me as if im not even a real person at this point
>more like im a used tissue he just threw away

>>32185024

Go away rank undies

Bless OP for scientific exploration though

>>32184499
>water is nasty

No, YOU, and your fucking cum-stained underwear are nasty.

fucking hell dude lmfao

http://www.nukesbombshelter.com/ (Just check it out)

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>>32186905
put me in, too. this is 4chan history

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Here, this post will look so dope on your reddit screencap famalamalam!

>op is figz

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>>32182995
>i tell him my dick is purple
>he just stares at me

>>32185024
>Rank undies
>Not shoo shoo underroos instead

what does it taste like op

>>32185024
GO AWAY RANK UNDIES

R-REEEE

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>>32186666
Check'd.
Will wait, OP, this is glorious.
Make sure to post your reaction before you die from tasting your putrid cum!

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>>32183008
I had sympathy for you until...

>cum stained underwear that hasn't been washed since October of last year.

You're gonna have a special place in hell I'm sure.

Posting in dank underpants at work. My co-workers think I'm retarded for laughing at my phone .. God knows I'm not telling them what I'm laughing at.

>>32187779
I feel you, I'm laughing as a retarded too

sometimes i put broccoli in my underwear to make it look like i have a bigger dick than i do

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Someone pls make screencap.

I would do it but I'm too lazy

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Every time I start to think I'm a fuckin weirdo I see some robot doing something so completely detestable that I feel like Brad Pitt in comparison.

>>32187779

They always thought you were retarded, they just don't know the extent.

Except for how you never shower, they all know that already.

>>32187831
L0o0ok, dumbass
>>32186905
>>32186905
>>32186905

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>>32183008
>i remove my pants to reveal my cumstained underwear that hasnt been washed since october of last year

>>32183008
>>the smell is so bad a doctor had to leave because he was about to puke

Reminder to OP that he is more disgusting than people who are literally diseased and rotting away, that he can cause a doctor to have to leave the room from his stink.

You think you're scarred for life from a prostate exam? I feel more bad for the doctor who had to stick his finger in your gross asshole. I bet he wanted to kill himself through the entire ordeal, regretting every decision he made to get him to that point in his life, praying that one glove was enough. I bet the moment you left he tossed those gloves in the bin, lit the whole thing on fire, and washed his hands for hours while screaming.

You're just a waste of life, nobody deserves what those doctors had to go through.

Is this real

What if OP is making it up

>>32183008
Jesus chriiist op

This would both the funniest and most disgusting thing ive read in a while

>>32183175
fucking disgusting.
>cant get gf
>wonders why

>>32185024
go away rank undies

pls no mute roboto

>>32183222
>This is your average anime poster

Nice digits though.

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>my cock had shrunken apparantly too
>it looked like a dark purple olive between my legs
>the doctor almost faints
>he walks out pale as fuck
>a nurse comes in to see what happened
>sees my cock in its vegetative state and just stops
>she slowly walks backwards out

>>32182995
You should write horror OP

>>32186428
I like this one more cause some of my posts made it in

>>32188516

Anyone who meets this faggot could write horror, as they have first-hand experience.

>>32188367
Isn't it kind of rude and unprofessional of doctors to treat you like that though? Their job is to help you.

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>>32183008
Jesus dude. Why didn't you at least change before you left?

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>>32182995
Post dick op?

Fkuoriginalconmenyptaisekek

>>32188720
Would you react any differently if you witnessed zombie dick? You can think about and train for it as much as you want, but nobody is actually prepared to have it right in front of them like that.

ILL Broast in this ebin brumski

>>32188801
He couldn't stop breaking his record dude. hes got something called dedication, and autism

go away rank undies

but whats it taste like OP? does it taste like cappuccino? i bet its like when you buy a cappuccino on your way to work and then forget it in the cupholder in your car and it's summer and that shit sits there for a week but then your ashtray is full so you bravely breach the container because you're not a litterbug/arsonist and behold the sour curdled remains of last week's cappuccino. thats what it looks like

>>32183008
>>my goal was to break the world record of longest time of not changing underwear
WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGA?

>>32188967

He's the type of autist you breed when you let /r9k/ turn into a safe space for degenerates.

>i remove my pants to reveal my cumstained underwear that hasnt been washed since october of last year
>my goal was to break the world record of longest time of not changing underwear

Good fucking lord, OP. Fucking Godspeed. Shit looks like the god damn devil reading the King James version of the bible in latin backwards while jerking his dick off. That shit is like the devil cracking his belt on his wife's face he's beating it like a god damn mountain lion shit looks terrible.

Also link to discord server.

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You fucking deserve it for being a disgusting human being. I hardly brush my teeth and shower once a week, but damn OP, you take the cake.

>this is the kind of people your erp with on this site

>>32184497
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/589kpd/anon_doesnt_change_his_underwear_for_a_year_and/

>>32189333
Please brush your teeth you dont want cavities.

>>32189395
cavities aren't real, they're a jewish illusion invented to fund their secret cabal of lizard mind-controllers, known to us as Dentists.

>>32183008
Pretty fucking disgusting desu. But good thread.

>>32189386
>/r/4chan
You're the second most degenerate person I've seen today.

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>>32188086
I've seen doctors deal with things like patients being visibility eaten alive by cancers and sores on the morbidly obese having necrotized and widened into gapeing pustelent sores of decaying black flesh noxious with the scent of rotting death with nothing but stern professionalism.

OP has been a given a gift, he has had the great fortune to be counted among the chosen sons of Papa Nurgle himself. To squander this gift would be blasphemy. Nurgles blessings are meant to be shared, not selfishly horded.

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>>32183008
>i remove my pants to reveal my cumstained underwear that hasnt been washed since october of last year
>my goal was to break the world record of longest time of not changing underwear

>>32185024
GO AWAY RANK UNDIES

ORIGINALE COMMENTO (RANK UNDIES GO AWAY)

>>32189386
fucking kill yourself you fucking tumor

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Thanks OP at least I'm not you or Anthony Burch

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there you go.

RIP your wiener

Who the fuck was even going to confirm you wore those undies for the longest time?

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Still waiting for op to deliver moar

>>32182995
Noice story bro. Glad it had a happy ending.

Also please practice better personal hygenie

Oh boy did I pick a bad time to go on /r9k/ at2:00 am

>>32183008
Fuck the haters. Just continue to be urself, robott.

OP what does it taste liek?

>>32183008
Well it does look like vomit
Include me in the screengrab plox

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>>32189852
Acknowledging a medical emergency is not hate you enabler shithead.

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>>32183303
>i mean im still wearing them

I wonder how you got chonic bacterial prostatitis

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>mfw reading this story
Put the brown bits on your tongue and see if they're like pop rocks

>>32182995
top ladd ain't you :^)

>>32183654
I want to rape that child

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Op here. Just came on undies. Had to fap flaccid which took hours. Cum is now all solid and tiny rocks that are white in color. Tastes like rotten fruit despite the sweet smell. Hurt like a bitch to cum cause it felt like shards of glass in my urethra.

A-atleast its no longer brown.

>>32190103
Based OP delivers

>>32183008
That's disgusting, but why didn't they refer you to a psychologist as well? Fapping 10 times a day is clearly in addiction territory.

>>32190103
Cut your fucking nails

>>32190167
Because he's clearly mentally fucking ill

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>>32190103
Hope you get better soon

>>32190167
but i am addicted, how do you think this started?

>>32190171
no you

>>32190178
Well that's exactly my point.

>>32190103
Does the cum just fall out of your dick if its solid? How does it not get stuck inside your dick? I don't understand

See a psychiatrist or something

>>32190212
it like shot out, there was very little liquid. i think it was stuck in there for a while cause this took me three hours of constant fapping to do.

>>32189832
It's not a happy ending, it's a chronic condition with a high reoccurrance rate which will effect him for years to come if not forever, it will require different antibiotics in cycles in combination with other medications to combat while antibiotic resistance makes treatment with the same drugs less effective with each episode. He'll also probably start developing terrible and frequent UTI infections due to the proximity of the prostate to the bladder. If those bacteria develop significant antibiotic resistance and make it to his kidneys he's pretty much fucked.

>>32190234
Put that shit under a microscope

>>32190234
the absolute state of yourself

>>32190260
i have one but no slides :/

>>32190265
rock solid

>>32190103
What does cum usually look like for you OP? Do you ever actually manage to shoot out large amounts of white liquid anymore?

>>32183103
>implying OP could even get near a woman without her fainting because of his smell

Stellar thread. Glad to know r9k still has some magic in it

>>32190361
it used to be a small white blob that just globbed out

now im shooting rocks out at high speeds

>>32183008
That is a hell of a story anon, good luck with the treatment I guess, hope your cock recovers fully.

>eating the cum
If it gets to your bladder, that shit is getting infected too. And every time you get infected, the antibiotics have a lower chance of working. Enjoy the painful death, OP.

OP, i hope one day you get treatment for your obviously serious mental illness

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>>32190422
>now im shooting rocks out at high speeds

>>32190422
Try not to fap for a week. When you cum it'll be like buckshot

Man, I thought I was a piece of shit until I saw this thread. Thanks for making me feel better with your degeneracy, OP.

>>32190422
they should rename your dick "the pellet gun"

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>>32182995
nwhatbfib fucggg

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final screencap
OP, I love you

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>>32190103
OP disgustingly delivered.
Holy fucking hell, what a day! What a beautiful day!

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>>32190103
>Tastes like rotten fruit despite the sweet smell.

You're supposed to get it out of your body not fucking put it back in fool.

>>32190103
You're a Roadhog main aren't you?

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fuck, this is actually the final screencap
i just had to include this
>>32190545

>>32190743
Fame at last.

>>32190671
One for the history books.

Insert ants into penis to eat the infection.

>>32186428
Posting straight to r/4chan

thanks 4 da carma b0ss

prostatitis is diagnosed through urinalysis, faggot

>>32190671
>>32190743
Consider including >>32190171 as well. Otherwise people might miss those centimetre-long claws that counts as further evidence towards OP's lack of hygiene

>>32190743
op here it doesnt include the discord invite

https://discord.gg/A4kukfW

please add

>>32190914
it does
check the right of the undies

>>32190952
w-which photo

there are so many anon

>>32190103

How are your nails so clean if you haven't showered/bathed in a year?

>>32185024
Go Away Rank Undies
orgianialio

>>32191036
the picture with the yellow background in the lower half of the image
look to the right of the picture

>>32191101
i hide my cum under there to make them "look" white

>>32191118
ahh i see thanks

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all the keks

>>32182995
sauce on this qt 3.14

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neat to be neet.

>>32185024
go away rankity dankity underoos

>>32190103
FYI you will get this infection again if you continue to wear your shit/jizz crusted underwear.
That's how you got the problem in the first place.

>>32185024
go away rank undies
originalocommentar

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Get well soon, OP. Remember that your penis and nutbladder are sensitive parts of your body, so consider changing your underpants maybe once a month.

>>32185024
GO AWAY RANK UNDIES
Original cum cakes

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OP here. Just learned my cummies are contagious... so I'm gonna start cumming on normies in public to spread the disease and eradicate them all.

WIsh me luck.

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>he just looks at me as if im not even a real person at this point

>>32191817
godspeed brown-cum-anon

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>>32191817
B I O L O G I C A L

W
A
R
F
A
R
E
somehow not even fuggin oregano

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>>32191817
Did your dick come back to normal or still looks like a purple olive?

>>32190743
WE NEED TO EXPAND THE SCREENCAP ITS GETTING BETTER

>>32191817
BLESS YOUR HEART OATMEAL CUMMIES ANON

>>32191985
its still as small as an olive but atleast its not purple anymore

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>>32191817
>Later on the news: "Weird man shoots cum at people on the street and kills 4. A breakout of a unkown bacteria is now causing men to cum brown stuff"

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>tfw no oatmeal's cummies bf to dispense breakfest from dick
>tfw no oatmeal's cummies bf to shoot burglars with his buckshot cum
>tfw no oatmeal's cummies bf to teach to bathe
Why even live?