help

>>30990401
Also before anyone tries banning I'm 18 almost out of the shithole known as the education system

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>>30990401
>Hey i'm an awkward retard with severe anxiety
>oh lol haha ok
>PLS TALK TO ME

>>30990438
Thanks for the helpful input.

Seriously tho just need some help

>>30990401
Why do you have her phone number?

>>30990401
She's a girl, one of approximately three billion that currently share a planet with you. Even if you can't make it work with her, there's a plethora of other women you'll meet and connect with later in life. Most social situations you'll encounter in life do not come close to bearing the gravity you seem to assign to them and it's never as bad as it seems.

>>30990401
Tell her that the holocaust didnt happen and Hitler did nothing wrong.
Grills love rebels and real bad boys

>>30990626
I don't it's normiebook messenger

>>30990401
Go to fit if you really want advice. Ive seen a few similar thread on there.

>>30990641
Ok I get that. I'm probably dead on arrival with this girl. I know I'm gonna fuck it up so what's the best way to go out with a bang?

talk to her in real life you autist

say "Sorry about how weird I was on InsertDayHere. Didnt mean to look creepy or rude. "

Hopefully you can get a conversation started irl

>>30990401

Fucking hell why did you say that shit, now you look like a spastic

>>30990755
Can't ever catch her without all her friends around her who are typical stacies

>>30990767
I don't even know man I wish I did

killmenowpls

>>30990401
Don't talk about it sperg, you're making it worse.
Her smiling at you meant nothing to her, girls smile at most people, they smile all the time.
You're talking about it like it was the single biggest moment of your life and how you failed at reciprocating bringing you great shame, it makes you seem weird and pathetic.
You already fucked up, just drop it and move on.

Jesus christ that was fucking awkward as fuck, never start a conversation like that ever again. She won't want anything to do with you dude unless you can make some serious recovery without sounding like a socially awkward, bumbling retard. Would you want someone to randomly message you going "heheh that was awkward today". She completely forgot about what you did it meant that little to her and you bring it up she's probably pretending to know what you mean when she doesn't. At all.

>>30990723
Ask her about herself, get a conversation going. After a good while, pick a point to stop. Right as you're ending the conversation, tell her that the two of you should hang out and propose a day + activity for this. Protip: don't suggest going to the movies. It limits your opportunities to interact with her since you'll both be staring at the screen. You're not at the point where you can just make out with her and ignore the movie.

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>>30990802
Well I think then I've fucked any chance I've been at the school 3-4 years and I still haven't made proper friends with a girl - most I ignore but not cos I want to, I just can't communicate without having a panic attack. Does that mean I've fucked it for every girl in my school?

aight mate, I'll help you out because I know how this shit feels. And I fucking missed high school honey.

Now look, her smiling doesn't mean much. Girls smile. But her actually responding to you over these reallllly autistic texts shows that you got some strong potential.

here's what you do, you need to get some emotions in to the convo, take initiative and start things... if you have any funny school stories, share one "hey i remember this one time.. this one dude... lol lol lol" she'll respond laughing, she doesn't have much to contribute no worries, ask her about what kinda music she likes AND IF she asks you back what kind of music you like, then invite her to hang out with you after school on monday.

easy, no overthinking. worst thing that can happen is that she's a roastie with no personality who listens to shit music.

gl becoming normie! live the dream that i never could!

>>30990815
What kind of serious recovery are you suggesting?

>>30990851
man there's only one rule: don't put her on a pedestal. Never.

She's not a special snowflake, she's a dirty cumdumpster.

>>30990832
Not unless you can string together a normal engaging and or funny conversation with one.
Apologizing for smiling wrong or something equally stupid will fuck it up.
Girls want to be with a man, not a sad sack with mental problems.

>>30990851
Talk to people normally, like you would your friends. they're girls sure but they're still human, just because she has tits and a vagina doesn't mean you need to sperg out like a retard.
Just talk to as many girls as possible, I used to be kind of like you, just see women as practice until you find one truly for you. Practicing over the years has got me tons of friends who are girls, some of them fwbs.

>>30990833
Ok I'm gonna do this man. Wish me luck. Also thank you anon.

I'm trusting you that this isn't shit advice but fuck it I'll do it for the chan

>>30990833
Also bro that must suck man - I appreciate your willingness to help me out despite its something you missed

>>30990401

do you want an engraved invitation? send her a cock pic already, idiot.

OP I suggest you leave it at that or you're going to get hurt. She's just being nice

>>30990928
>>30990899
good luck bro.

I only missed out high school and college love. i did get some action after that from older women.. 27-30 year olds (i was ffs!!)

almost lived a normie life desu after i confronted my social autism. but the only thing i missed.. that tight, tight, tight high school honey. god damn.

>>30990899
oh and checked. this means you're on the right path, dubs do not lie.

>>30990899
You'll learn later that this is a mistake. You shouldn't delude yourself into thinking she's actually capable of giving a single shit about you.

Unless you're Chad in which case just bee urself bro.

>>30991041
Bait matey?

>>30991001
Well there's no win without pain amirite?

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>>30991007
How's this? She left my physics class at the start of the year, and when she replies I'll probably say aw you should've stayed - mr altrade is like the best teacher ever he's so funny

>>30990832
I had it the same first few years of school. You just have to relise you're not the only one in this world, ither ppl are also shy, they are the same as you, people don't give a shit about some fucking weirdo

>>30991130
she doesn't want to talk to you. accept it.

>>30990859
you're a dirty cumdumpster

>>30991130
Just stop with this small talk it just makes you look even more creepy. You might as well tell her you never got close with a girl in your life before and ask her how to become sociable. She already knows you're a creep anyway. Her motherly senses might kick in by how much of a loser you are and she might make you her project. What you're doing instead right now will bring you nowhere and will have you ignored again.

>>30991130
don't text multiple sentences in row, appears needy.

gonna be honest with you mate, it's pretty damn cringe. you better have a good/funny story following that question, if she answers.

>>30991130
No small talk. She smiled, and then hours lateer wanted to know why you didn't acknowledge her. Chances are she likes you. So just ask her if she wants to hang out sometime.

>>30991172
Why is she replying then

>>30991290
I know I'm socially autistic mate - don't need to pour more cement on the situation. Well what happened with this teacher he just started singing opera one day in class and he's black - most unusual thing I've ever heard.

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>>30991640
Have I fucked it yet?

>>30991723
yeah it's over sorry friend, she's just trying to not be rude now

>>30991723
Jesus Christ man I'm a friendless autist and even I know this is just pure cringe. what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>30991331
No she was just being polite

>>30991739
R-Really man? Fuuuuuckk man. What if I just continued to push I'll ask her next about music? What's the worst can happen man?

>>30991606
sorry man, but are you that naive? Most women lack the confidence to tell a guy he shouldn't talk to them. If she is merely replying with 2 word sentences it is a SAFE indicator she has no desire to talk to you. Again, sorry about that.

>>30991723
>talking about a teacher

Anon, you wont get bitches by telling lame stories of mr. apeprime.
Btw the biggest autist I know besides myself constantly talked about teachers back in HS cuz he had zero personality to come up with something original and interesting.

>>30991808
hey, your life, go hard bro.
just post results.

>>30990427
men below 20 are so fucking pathetic
you will soon learn whether or not you have a chance at all with women
and judging by those screencaps I think I know already

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>>30991782
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW CAN I BE THIS CRINGE MAN IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE I JUST WANNA TALK NORMAL AAAAAAAAAA

Oi but it's not like fedoralord weeb tier cringe is it? Give me a proper rating /10

>>30991723
>oh wow haha
its the hey im acknowledging you now because im a nice person and you should probably stop before it becomes awkward for both of us when we meet comment.
Just say something like I'll see you around and end it there. Just hope you don't spaghetti in front of her, and maybe you'll get another shot in the future if she finds you interesting.

>30991853
>reeee she smiled at me and now she wont have sex with me how is that fair

not 10/10 yet but when she asks you to stop messaging her, just say "ur ugly anyways bitch" and you'll probably deserve that ten

>>30991853
you keep replying with these long paragraphs, and she is just saying "haha wow". I have a sister, and she does the same thing when she isn't interested in talking to someone.

>>30990401
Post a pic of her so we can see whether she is worth the effort

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>>30991894
She's Romanian btw I'm Aussie

>send 10 messages multiple lines each
>get wow haha ok twice
>thinks its going somewhere

hahahahjaha

>>30991965
what state are you in cunt
gir

>>30991965
slav girls are always very nice from what I experienced.

Please stop Anon, this is pretty embarrassing

>>30990401
The fact she answered is a good sign, try to make some small talk and start saying hello when you bump into her.

>>30991979
Western Aus you absolute tosser

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>>30992002
I just want to make a conversation man >:( what am I doing wrong aaaaaa

When is talking cringe tho?

>>30992064
tell her you want to fuck
works every time

Yeah if she is into you or actually worth talking to she would have something to say rather than "oh wow haha". Welcome to life where most people are boring and you won't have any meaningful connection with them. Anytime I've made good friends or been chatting up a girl and it has been worthwhile both parties made an effort in the conversations. Takes two to tango son, move on and chat up some other people.

>>30992077
stop it guys. this autist will actually believe you

Holy fuck how dense are you motherfuckers. This place never ceases to amaze me.

Protip about women: unless you're attractive as fuck, THEY DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR ASININE BULLSHIT. They don't care that your teacher sings in class, and they sure as hell don't care about stupid small talk. They don't care about reliving awkward moments where you made them uncomfortable.

Clearly this chick is annoyed by you at this point, OP. You could have saved yourself by asking her to talk more about whatever she wanted to talk about (this is the key to bitches as an uggo/cyborg: let them talk about whatever and never add your own personal stuff unless it's super relevant. Don't be a beta and try to solve their problems or be a shoulder to cry on -- just let them talk and talk about their asinine shit and feign JUST enough interest).

I get that you're 18 so there's still time to save yourself. Get off this toxic board. You're embarrassing yourself and this place does nobody any good.

>>30992122
>Please dont just say 'anything'

HAHAHAHA

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>>30992122
oh no anon,

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>>30992122
> No crop

>>30992122
OP she is just letting you dance around like an idiot. She probably talking/texting/have friends over talking about how this loser keeps talking to me. Replying to you in less than 5 words means she just has her app open as a form of social validity to feel good about themselves. If you were attractive she would be doing majority of the talking.

Whatever you do don't be stupid by sending her a dick pic unless you want a misdemeanor.

>>30992122
>>30992147
delete it anon before its too late!

>>30992122
that's it im sending here the link to this thread. how can you not crop out her name you autist?

>>30992122
>why are we playing 20 questions...

stop now op. abandon ship

>>30990899
this is cringe, no one does this in real

>>30992178
you should delete this thread before some autist from r9k shows up at your school

>>30992178
ok this isn't real is it?

>>30991808
Do it, you need to ask her a question.

>>30992178
Burn baby burn!

>>30992178
this isnt even unironically funny

somebody find her facebook and link this thread there are too many Ionescus and they all look the fucking same

someone post the deleted shit

OP, don't listen to these guys. You're doing fine, she'll come around, just tell here a joke to loosen her up. Also, she's starting to feel interrogated, start talking about yourself or tell a funny story. She is only giving you short responses because she is shy, if you give up now, you'll never forgive yourself.

>>30992233
this is the exact opposite of what you should do.

>>30992178
>>30992122

OP you're pretty lucky that she has an incredibly generic romanian name

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>>30992226
is this gonna be another Robo from facebook ? Anyone remember that? Think his name was rob idk but robots sent her to this thread and the police were called

I love it when I get to witness cringe in real-time.

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>>30992254
>op on suicide watch right now
Kek that's what he gets for using normiebook

hi op, its time
https://www.techwalla.com/content/delete-thread-4chan

women are evil and manipulative
do not initiate contact
stay away

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>>30992271
lol they were deleted but i could i could still see them and save em. They were transparent though.

>I have social anxiety
>Still managed to get a girls number

I've been girls "friends" and still never managed to get a females phone number.

OP your story doesn't add up

>>30992300
>number
this is kikebook you retard

>>30992300
its facebook dummy

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>>30992310
>>30992312
>facebook
>even having a face book
Normalfags...

>>30992361
im as robot as it gets and i made a fb from peer pressure and then for stalking/fapping

so your the normalfag

>>30992361
>using facebook
>using facebook messenger

lol enjoy being eavesdropped on.

seriously, put your phone beside a spanish radio while you sleep
youll wake up with nothing but spanish adverts

I think I found her facebook.

>>30992254
esti super autist btw

>>30992254

jesus christ OP, pls stop.

>>30992300
It's Facebook messenger

>>30992374
Oh fuck you really are a normalfag. And underaged, from the way you type.
>peer pressure
If you were a robot, you would be ignored enough that no one would care about you not having a facebook.

Why are underaged b& such cancer can't even basic logic.

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>>30992412
>If you were a robot, you would be ignored enough that no one would care about you not having a facebook.

Why are underaged b& such cancer can't even basic logic.

normalfag can stand up for himself.

>>30992407
not me you autist op left the thread, he deleted them because it had her name on them.

You should be thanking me

>>30992400
Please don't man if there's any humanity left in you for the love of God

>>30992422
You're so underaged all you know is shitposting.
Saged. You had to google what that is, I bet.

>>30992030
>WA
>Thinking you're part of Australia

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>>30992464
you are one triggered normalfag do you know that.

Im kekkin

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Okay OP as a female I'm going to tell you exactly what you did wrong.

What you did:

>Her: Hi, what was today?
>You: Oh I dunno I just sorta froze up when you smiled at me
>You: I'm sorry I just find it really hard to connect with people
>Her: Oh ok haha, no worries

The reality of the language:

>Her: Hi, what was today?
>You: Oh I dunno I just sorta froze up when you smiled at me, you see I have a limited interaction with the female populace despite you comprising 51 percent of the total human population and I decided to make this evident to you for some reason despite it being a major warning sign
>You: I'm sorry I just find it really hard to connect with people, and I've suddenly decided to project my social and emotional insecurities on to you, pls be my mommy
>Her: (Oh god why is this guy laying this emotional shit on me out of nowhere? I don't even know him really, abort, abort ) Oh ok haha, no worries

What you should have said:

>Her: Hi, what was today?
>You: Oh I dunno haha, you just took me by surprise at the time
>You: I had my mind on other things, busy with work and school you know, was only really half there. So anyway how are things going with you?
>Her: Oh ok haha, no worries. I'm great thanks :) I've been busy with classes myself, so how are you finding x module so far?

>>30992296
Please tell me this isn't real. I can't handle OPs fuck ups.

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>>30992505

>as a female

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>>30992510
think i found her instagram

>>30992505
At least the whore could be honest.

>>30992534

No because that's when you faggots go HAM and shoot up a school.

>"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah she wouldn't date me!"
>"what a WHORE!"

>>30992549
I'm not out for that shit

>>30992570
So you really think it's preferable that a girl turn round to you and tell you that you're being a creep, that what you're saying is unprovoked and unnecessitated and to never speak to her again rather than her trying to be polite and let you down gently?

>>30992395
Is there really any truth to that? I've seen someone else mention something similar.

>>30992500
I really wonder what goes on in normalfags head that they have social media, have friends, and talk to girls, but are convinced that they are a robot.
You've been hitting the memes too hard. It's time to leave.

>>30992622
>he doesnt know

enjoy getting ciad

>>30992395
Do you have any source for this? I just Googled it and I can't find anything.

>>30992646
I've seen messenger recording my phone before with a red bar - didnt know that was going on

>>30992645
your wrong buddy
>i dont have friends
>i cant make friends
>i smell
>im fat
>i have earwax buildup everyday
>nose hairs
>acne
>cant talk to strangers let alone girls
>when a girl tries to start a conversation i just ignore her to get away
>everyone thinks im gay
>hatred for women and consumtion of extreme porn turned me bi
>not actually bi dont want to do anything with guys because not gay


>>30992374
this was my first post

>>30992646
Can you explain it to me? I've never had normalbook or any format of social media and I use advertisement blocking add-ons. I know that they are capable of eavesdropping and have been for a long time, but are they really using that ability to advertise now?

>>30992708
If you're really that bad then why are you even trying to talk to females?
You realize that women don't actually love, they only use you for social validation and resources. If you have no friends you provide no social validation. You don't have a lucrative job either,

Why even try? 3dpd are shit anyways and not worth the effort.

>>30992697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBX5PKvkbXA

its known

>>30992296
Dude you fucked up big time

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>>30992747
I stopped trying at 15, then when they wouldn't stop trying to initate conversation i lied to people that i was a pedo. That's stopped almost all of them until I showed a girl my booger page(page i collected a few weeks worth of boogers). I also spazed out shouting ree.

Sounds completely made up but that's because you can't comprehend someone who has grew up on 4chan and completely gone.

Now I don't talk at all and only nod my head. I don't bother with grooming because because what's the point? I am socially retarded and also academically retarded. I am a failure and too dumb to be a stemfag.

I'm still here guys just sort of started watching now. I'm ready for death.

>>30992834
why cant i find her facebook.

is it ionescu or Lonescu?

OP you need to take the initiative. Keep doing the 20 questions like a faggot

>>30992754
Thanks. This capability has far more sinister applications than just ad placement and I bet the government are involved.

>>30992830
wtf was that mate? when you try to immitate OP you are fooling noone

>>30992856
its ionescu

>>30992834
At least now you can say you interacted with a woman.

>>30992856
Lon

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OP majority of women have rape fetish. Let her know who is in charge and put her in her place. flat up and straight up don't half ass it either.

>>30993099
You want me to get locked up or some shit wtf is wrong with you

SUCK A COCK YOU FAGGOTS THE PORFILE IS PRIVATE AAHAJAHAAHAH

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>>30993149 I want you to grow some balls OP and I want to show you the true way to achieve women why do you think chad beats you in everything? He's a complete dick and forceful women love it. GROW SOME BALLS OP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30993215
restraining orders tho

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>>30993231
>restraining orders
>getting arrested
OP thinking of possible false outcomes and sitting on your fat autistic ass is why nothing is happening do something or procrastinate because you fear a bad outcome may happen and continue to be a autistic pussy. Last advice I got for you OP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30991982
romanians are not slavs they all are gipsy scum

Not sure if you're still here OP, but I'm going to give the advice you need - stop trying with this girl. She's being polite in order to avoid awkwardness, which is the best outcome at this point. Cut your losses, and don't keep trying to make small talk because things can only go downhill from here as you lack even basic social skills.

>>30990723
Kill/rape her

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>>30992869
Fuck off I never said i was op you dumb normalfag shit.

>>30993195
https://www.instagram.com/andreeaionescu1615/?hl=en

this one?

>>30991723
>>30992254
>all of these 1-3 word responses
Biggest signal that they really don't care about you. If she can't even type a sentence to you, then you need to move on.

Just check the Chad impersonation threads. You'll see those girls typing literally paragraphs to them, and sometimes trying to fire up conversations.
It's because they care. Your doing the same, but the opposite now.

>>30993572
nope you stalker dick

>>30993621
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU RETARDED THAT ISNT ME YOU DICKHEAD

this is the autistic creep>>30993802

also ur the cringe lord m8

>>30993621
Well how the fuck do i get that shit happening what even defines a chad?

>>30993819
thanks bb

pls no mutey