Teen kills himself to be with his waifu

>he's a spic
why am i not suprised

>>30822408
Ikaros loves Tomoki, the dumb fuck. When there's a canon relationship between your waifu and the protagonist, killing yourself to be with the waifu is kind of pointless when it can't actually guarantee you a relationship.

Then of course there's the typical stuff about why killing yourself would hyopthetically net you a 2D tiddie paradise in the first place but I figured the story makes it clear we're already past the first bullshit barrier.

>>30822408
Pleb-tier waifu he's better off dead

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It's rather tempting....

>>30822408
This is the price of anime

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>>30822568

YEah, I have no idea why someone would have a waifu with a character that's canonically in a relationship. It's like, she may be good, but she's taken and I'll never fully have her like that other guy does.

The guy should've just went with pic related. Not only is she a better character than Ikaros, but she's also 100% single.

>>30822685
Single waifus are so hard to come by is the problem, at least for me. When all you do is watch harem shows, odds are you're SOL.

>>30822408
Just don't stay away from fat girls.

>>30822408
This is pretty funny but I can kind of relate

Is anime a mental illness?

>>30822685
>raped by her mother

Damaged goods

>>30822408
No one asking the right question...

Do you think it worked?

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I can't stop loving weebshit. If I stop, I start to think about the empty, unfulfilling life I've lived through shallow young-adult fiction and escapist fantasies.

>>30822568
>>30822685
>canon
Why care? Why should your fantasy follow the source material 100%? That's dumb. When it comes to waifu, you shouldn't settle for someone who you don't totally love, just because they're single and the one you really care for isn't, in canon.

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We should've dropped another nuke, just to make sure

>>30823682
kek
I REALLY can't relate with the first panel though...

>>30823682
>men not chasing sex, leading a modest lifestyle and enjoying walks are the biggest threats to the economy
truly a sick society we live in

>>30823682
Even if anime were deleted off the face of the earth I would sooner fuck a farm animal than get into a relationship with a roastie.
There are no redeemable traits to bitches.

>>30823682
>*sales*

only thing inaccurate

>>30823753
>I would sooner fuck a farm animal than get into a relationship with a roastie
Roasties would rather not fuck anything than us though (if it came to that). Well, maybe a dog occasionally it seems.

off topic but where can i stream anime other than crunchyroll

>>30823802
Your problem is that you are streaming it. I was like you once. Start downloading and you will see what I mean.

>>30823802
Kissanime works fine if you use an anti-anti-adblock script. But streaming shit with subs sucks.

>>30822568
I second this. It's kinda like how killing myself to b with Robert Hawkins would be dumber than killing myself to be with Adam Lanza because Robbie still liked his girlfriend.

I can understand this kid tho. If killing myself meant afterlife with the manza I'd do it right now

>>30823751
Good goy, 100 Shekel has been transfered to your account

>>30823802
Download shit from HorribleSubs. They mostly rip off Crunchyroll anyway.

>>30823774
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense. I think the general idea is that, as society and its institutions decay, more and more things become regulated by money and people borrow more. Loaners benefit from the interests, and eventually the government allow some inflation to occur to allow people to pay off their debts. That's like a tax on everyone to finance the interests. Or some other things much more complicated than that. I don't understand desu, I just have vague ideas and it MIGHT make sense.

>>30823561
>Why care? Why should your fantasy follow the source material 100%? That's dumb.
Because it's assumed you'll be going to her dimension in which the source material has already established certain parameters.

>>30822408
>se suicida por novia imaginaria

>>30823796
That's fine. They deserve to have at least a small taste of the bottom of the barrel.

When you can't get what you want you get depressed. He could never get his anime girlfriend so he killed himself.

>>30822408
F
Godspeed, I laugh at your pathetic life, but honour your commitment to pathetic death

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>>30822685
Truly shit taste senpai.

>>30822568
You could always kill yourself for nymph, nobody wants nymph

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>>30822685
Pic related is like 10000 times superior

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>>30825420

oh anon thats funny, you think non non is YOUR waifu

hahaha

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>>30825477
She's not, I'm just saying she's superior.
Pic related is my husbando

>>30825584
top-tier boipucci, would cuddle

>>30825584
This type of character in an anime or manga is always the most likeable, it's hard to dislike the self sacrificial brotagonist, one could even argue that they're the best characters.

>>30825663
And his love for the romance of the 3 kingdoms is just adorable, too bad he got his hair cut in the middle of the 1st season

>>30822653
i don't even have a waifu and am still tempted.

>>30822653
This. If I make a post that says the reason I killed myself is to be with Toshinou Kyoukou will you guys make sure it gets to the police report at least so my parents know?

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>>30822408
>Gets to the other side
>Waifu has been BLACKED

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>>30822408
That idiot. Astraea is clearly best girl.

>>30823682
>girls are willing to go on dates with guys but guys reject them in favor of waifus

is /pol/ really this deluded?

>>30827386
No the jews are just this wiley.

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>>30822408
>not just making a tulpa
if you're already that far off the deep end whats a little schizophrenia going to do to you

hopefully he made it to animeland at least, i'll be visiting soon eventually

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>parents and siblings want me to stop watching anime and "come back to the real world"
>their idea of "real world" means being a hobbyless wagecuck for the rest of your life, literally zero fun allowed
why are theses normies so fucking stupid

>>30822408
Noble soul but... >>30822568 this guy is right. That's why Christmas cake characters who are pure and single are the best.

>>30822685
Sorry, she's taken too (by me)

>>30822568
>there's no parody anime about an otaku who gets transported into his fantasy anime world and fails as spectacularly there as he did irl
ree

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>>30822408
fuck this actually made me a little sad reading that, poor fucking kid man

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>>30830380
>poor fucking kid man
fuck off normie, hes in a better place now