/britfeel/

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>having the greatest dream I've ever had
>dating a beautiful woman and we're in love
>wake up
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO GO BACK
ANYTHING
FUCK YOU UNIVERSE, YOU'RE SO CRUEL
I WANT TO DIE RIGHT NOW
JUST SAVE ME FROM THIS CRUEL EARTH

>>30376531
I haven't dreamt in ages tbqh

Both threads are dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AZHowhxM0U

Anyone buying this?

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daily reminder 3dpd

>>30377081
Daily reminder pigeons hate normies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBTjmaoHC28

>>30377167
just run it over ffs

>>30377409
Get out of this thread right now

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How cold is it in Britain? Living in Hawaii for almost 5 years I miss every single fucking aspect of the cold. I keep wanting finding excuses to move there but nada.

Tilde has a new vlog out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1VNmgCy9DM

>>30377419
Lmao and who the fuck are you? I'll run you over too you sprog.

>>30377424
marty noles is gods gift to man, him and his brother have some of the funniest things ive ever seen on youtube, this being his zenith

>>30377469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ugdhu0P1lA

this is his zenith*, forgot the link

>>30377481
I'm not sure I understand the joke. It's just kind of depressing.

>>30377528
its both hilarious and depressing

>>30377462
Please this is the nice thread

>>30377424
No bullying please, just comfy neet talk

>>30376510
Sup lads.

I've been living in asia this year, back in 2 months. The fuck did I miss?

>>30377598
Fuck off you sperg. This isn't a hugbox.

>>30377604
we left the EU
freddos are now 75p

that's about it

>>30377633
Shit son, how about those alien head crisps?

>>30377633
SEVENTY FIVE PENCE??????? ARE YOU HAVING ME ON

>>30377037

Day 1 lad. Day fucking 1.

>>30377662
Rare, very few places sell them now. Spar sells the red ones for about 35p though

>>30377713
I asked on int and they said no because they're not 12 and I am not gonna lie it got to me. Do you think we are to old to play it?

>>30376531
I was happy to wake up tbqh
>Was pinned down and forced to watch Cara Delevingne give a blowjob to a man with 30 kids

Those were horrible feels ;_;

>>30377757

No. I've been playing pokemon since it came out and now I'm like 3 times older than the target audience has been alive and still enjoy playing it.

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>>30377867
Which one are you getting, sun or moon?
I wanted this one but its an extra 10 quid just for the case http://www.game.co.uk/en/pok-mon-moon-fan-edition-1407343

>>30377909

Sun because Solgaleo looks 200% better than Lunala.

Get it from ShopTo as well, you'll get it early & cheaper.

>>30378007
SimplyGames is the best tbqh m8, I've had games arrive 5 or 6 days early since they basically ship the game out the moment they get it in stock. Good prices for new games too.

http://deals.simplygames.com/p/pokemon-sun-nintendo-3ds

>>30377757
>Do you think we are to old to play it?
With how massive GO is normies will probably give it a try too or at the least respond positively.

How are guys who have girlfriends not constantly having sex? I jack off like 10 times a day and just can't see any girl being that up for it.

I had a dream last night that it was Christmas and I was driving around Christmas shopping with my qt girlfriend.

I can't drive and I don't have a gf :(

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Ordered my first bb gun this morning, I wanted an RIF but you have to go join a gay meetup thing and play with normies before they'll sell you one. I bought a cheap one just to see if I like having one, I was always too poor/coddled as a kid to have my own.

I'm hoping I can annoy the nosy old cockney across the street with it.

Poleaboo is awake now

Gonna have my porridge, then take my estrogen

Might go to the JC, print off a CV and drop it off at Home Bargains

Play some Pokemon GO, shouldn't take more than an hour to hit level 24

>Someone used my cleanser this morning

REEEE

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Thread's a bit dead lads. Post your waifus to liven it up, won't you?

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>tfw not sure if bisexual

I might be a 2 on the Kinsey scale, I sometimes watch gay porn and think about sucking a dick or having sex with a man but I don't think men in general are attractive.

Like, I've never looked at a man and thought "he's hot" like I do with women but if I had a couple of drinks for confidence I could quite easily have sex with a man. I've sucked a guy off once and he did the same back but after I came I felt like I did something wrong.

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>>30378196
I think 4chan stopped working, it wouldn't let me post. How are you?

>>30378098
Pretty sure you just answered your own question there lad

>>30376531
>had a dream I was playing snooker and absolutely killing it
>felt so real, I used to play a lot so the perspective was and everything
worst part is could play like i did in my dream if I renewed my membership for the club and started going again

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>>30378196
I want to hug my waifu

>>30378243
I'm doing alright, office to myself so I've cranked up the heating and I'm just lying around shitposting instead of working.

How are you?

>>30378246
You'll have to explain that one because it doesn't.

>>30378075

Really? I know ShopTo posts them out so you always get them at least 1 day early but 5-6 days sounds a lot better.

Sun/Moon is delayed 5 days in Europe for NO REASON when it's supposed to be a fucking global worldwide release on Nov 18th we get it on the 23rd.

called in sick today so i'd have 2 days off instead of one, after 8 10 and a half hour shifts in a row my body cant even function today and my boss didnt even try fight it, he just said fair enough

miss the neet life, but im somewhat happier now, i feel more 'normal' for what its worth, and perhaps normality is the key to happiness in this world

>>30376569
You actually are dreaming, you just don't remember them. Everyone dreams an average of 5 dreams a night

>>30378427
>and my boss didnt even try fight it, he just said fair enough
I'd be worried about that, he might be thinking you're shirking.

>>30378379
>how are guys who have girlfriends not constantly having sex?
>I jack off like 10 times a day and just can't see any girl being up for it

Because you're right no girl is going to want to have sex 10 times a day and rape is illegal and immoral

>>30378377
That sounds nice and comfy, I am quite ill unfortunately. Thank you for asking though.

>>30378439
Nah he just knows i cover too many shifts for lazy stoners, it's about my turn

>>30378427
you wouldn't last offshore mate

28 x 12hour shifts

>put your tampon back in m8

>>30378477
I usually do a stretch of about 16 when the average is 4 but I've been sick

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>>30378407
Well I can't guarantee you'd always get it 5 days early but you can definitely get it before release date every time.

Uncharted 4 arrived 1 day early
Phantom Pain arrived 7 days early which was incredible
Fire Emblem Conquest arrived 4 days early
DOOM arrived 5 days early which according to PSN profiles allowed me to be 11th in the world to get the platinum trophy which is pretty cool meaningless achievement

>>30378477
Lol fuck off you sad cunt, your industry is dying and you'll soon be unemployed, jokes on you

You're destroying your body for literal Jews, well done

>>30378500
http://www.graingergames.co.uk is good for early arrivals. Both halo 4 and halo 5 arrived 7 days early from there.

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If that BBC interview lad is still around, what position were you applying for?

>>30378458
you more sex you get from them the more of their bullshit you have to put up with. lots act as if by having sex their doing you a favor you are expected to pay back in some way

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>>30378196
Sorry I haven't been posting lads, thread was just not enjoyable at all for me for obvious reasons. Didn't last very long away from /britfeel/ though.

How has everyone been? I saw an old school friend and I forgot how fun he is to be around. Things generally seem to be looking up but that might be the naive optimism I get every summer about how THIS will be the year that everything goes right

>>30378642
>mfw my girlfriend is loyal as hell, not crazy, just genuinely enjoys sex and cooks and cleans

after the 20 years of constant shite i dealt with before that i'm happy for this break, there is a god

not the anon you replied to btw

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already done a better job than hewhomostnotbenamed

We get one life to live lads and then we all depart
So have some wallops, talk some bollocks and chuff on a dart

>>30378679
>thread was just not enjoyable at all for me for obvious reasons
you mean the trip fags?

>>30378697
Of course. I didn't want to mention them because then they come out of the shadows and start shitting up the thread and we get into all these autistic arguments, it's best to leave them unnamed and not reply to their posts.

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>>30378679
I don't think we have spoke before but I am glad you are back anon, hope you stay.

I think I am going to go to sleep now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Ouu0i_uzs

Got banned for bloxxing, meanwhile some threads have bloxxes and oreganos in the fucking OP

fuck off janny you twat

>>30378802
Board was better without the shitty robot. Why oh why did they bring that back.

Day 2 of no drinking. Woke up twice in the night, cried once, got up feeling euphoric, went for a run, ran for 2 consecutive 4/5 minute songs, now coughing my lungs up and feeling feint. Is this all gonna be worth it?!

>>30378758
I agree, but at the same time you are just as bad.
The way you anime fags need everyone to recognise its you with your little waifu logos. Why can't you just be anonymous?

>>30378833
Animeposters don't have an insatiable lust for attention, do they? You don't see them autistically detailing their day or attempting to derail the thread

>>30378232
Just googled it, done a test and got >pic related

Thought id get more as I'm not attracted to manly men really but find traps weirdly attractive and a big fetish of mine is forced feminisation

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>>30378854
>>30378232

Forgot the picture didn't i. What a silly Billy i am

>>30378833
Most of my posts ITT, and in previous britfeel threads don't have my waifu attached.

Pehaps 1 in 20, maybe even less, have her, and usually only when I think its appropriate.

Alright, gonna go to the job centre now and print off those CVs

>>30378758
>autistic arguments
thought you was nice, didn't imagine you would be involved in all the recent arguments

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>>30378458
Time to start a clut desu

>>30378098
>How are guys who have girlfriends not constantly having sex?

Because they're doing it wrong. If you can fuck your girl properly, she'll never not want to be fucking.

>>30378850
Yes, "post waifus everythread that no one cares about and cause annoyance and arguments"
Sorry, just isn't for me.
>>30378881
>Pehaps 1 in 20
Make it 0 in 20 eyy

>>30378500

I might give them a shot then. I just don't want to have to avoid the entire internet for 5 days for spoilers. Fucking dipshit nintendo.

>>30378679
Remember lad, you're here forever

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>>30378875
Just done the same one, answered honestly and got this.

>>30378784
That is a very comfy song

>>30378949
>annoyance and arguments
You get annoyed by a picture?

The only one causing an argument is you

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>>30378684
No. No, he's just as bad. If not worse.

>>30378949
Try ignoring things you don't like and grow up.

Lads, the place ive been volunteering has some paid positions opening up that i quite like. Decent pay and hours and i like what i do, so itd be nice to get paid for it too. The person who it says "contact ___ if you would like more information before applying" is someone who i have done the occasional task for so she knows me and seems to like me well enough. I thought it would probably be a good idea to email her so she knows that i'm applying since she might then pay more attention to my application, right? but what should i say? Also i dont quite meet one of the things they list on the experience specifications, but if they know me and think im capable that should be fine i hope. Any advice?

I was thinking something like "Hi ___. I'm very interested in applying for the ____ position. I've really enjoyed volunteering here and would love to work here. I was wondering if you think i would be a good fit for the position? Best wishes,"

Does that sound too unassertive?

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>>30378684
Abusing lighting/effects and I've only been on HRT for 5/6 weeks

I'll be happier once I've had laser, need to get rid of my beard shadow

>>30378684
Is that real?
Wow I swear everyone is a trap now
>>30378597
I'm applying for your BBC

Poleaboo weighs 159 lbs

Still haven't lost weight but I haven't put it on either

Not sure if I should go back to the 500 calorie diet or stick with the 1000~ calorie diet

>>30378850
>he doesn't know about tilde bum boy brigade and the steam chat

Whoa boy how new are you?

>>30379034
why would anyone want to know about that faggotry?
>not filtering tilde
wew

>>30379034
I'm aware of them, I'm talking about discussion in the thread alone

>>30379019
You're the guy that posted yesterday about the interview you had?

>>30378976
Not true, you attacked tripfags in a a thread they hadn't posted in. As soon as one sees that the thread will be ruined.
>>30378997
I've ignored it for ages, I was just saying its ironic for an attention seeker who refuses to stay anon to attack attention seekers who refuse to stay anon, even if it is only 1/20 posts. Also telling me to grow up doesn't really work when you obsess over cartoons does it?

>>30379011
sound a bit wishy washy imo

>>30377420
Most places in northern Europe are colder but England feels really fucking cold because of the constant drizzle and windiness

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>>30378968
I answered it as honestly as I could but I don't think true or false answers properly covered it.

Im not /really/ attracted to men but I'd fuck a pretty twink with long hair, nice hips, makeup and high heels on.


>are you attracted to men - false
>would you fuck a man - true

Guess im just a degenerate

>>30379078
>I've ignored it for ages
Then continue to, this conversation is boring.

>>30379097
Why you giving me so many yous then weeb?
Go reply to one of your many suck ups. The same ones all namefags have.

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>>30376510

When did Cardiff become so non-white? Never visited but always assumed it was still 90% British

Red: British
Orange: Mixed
Yellow: Completely non-British

datashine.org.uk can show you your own area too

tbf you can't really expect people to not post anime on an anime image board

>>30379011
probably the wrong place to come for advice about employment m80

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>>30379159
It's a shit town in the North East with loads of chavs but at least it's mostly white

>tfw my area is 99.4% white

Are you supposed to pull your foreskin back to have a piss? I've gone my whole life without, but I wonder if it's bad because the dick head gets covered in piss (if you have a long foreskin like me)

>>30378784
you got blanked

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They were talking about 28-year-old virgins on The Wright Stuff.

Everyone said it was normal and that he shouldn't worry about it. They also said it would just happen naturally, eventually. That sex just happens and the guy shouldn't worry about it.
They also acknowledge that men want virgin women but women are generally repulsed by virgin men.
Not as much degeneracy spouted as one would have expected. Apparently, pic related didn't lose his until 22.

Day-time TV, lads. Fucking kill me.

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Showers really are the easy path to comfy.

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>>30379303
>>30379159
who /completelydarkred/ here?

funny because I'm not fully white myself

>>30379137
>Negro fucks and beats a white, blonde, blue eyed girl
>You laugh on the internet instead of taking action
white 'men'

>>30379456
burn the coal pay the toal
once you go black we don't want you back

>>30379456
her fault for being a coal burner, what else do you expect

>>30379395

That's photoshopped, no area in Barrow or ormsgill is 100.0%

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>>30376531
feelsbadman

Oreo

>>30379468
There's one very small bit that is 100%

>>30379465
*toll, my mistake.

>>30379375
>The Wright Stuff.
>Not hosted by Ian Wright
Infuriating

>>30379456
>instead of taking action

what action?

>>30379507
Make England white again.

Literally just cut through the cable on the lawnmower lads

fucking hell

>>30379482

I stand corrected, and very impressed

Just sitting inside listening to Morrissey today. At least I have juice.

>>30376510
Has anyone ever tried getting a job in finance? Any advice for a uni student looking to get into a place like that?

>>30379524
back in the day you would be dead mate, swings and roundabouts innit

>>30379524
Lawnmowers are scary.

I remember getting a bottle stuck in mine and I turned it over to take it out then stopped and realised "that's fucking stupid those blades are sharp as fuck you moron". It was a petrol one and wouldn't just start up on its own suddenly but still.

Mums on the phone to the council again about the scrubbers dumping their rubbish in the back alley.

One time someone started dumping their rubbish in our bin so she tipped it out infront of their back gate and set fire to it and it spread to their whole fence.

>>30379573
your mum sounds ruthless man

>>30378961
When people used to say that I never understood it

10 years later, I'm what some of you guys would "reee" and scream 'normie' at (house, job, car, girlfriend etc) and I still can't avoid browsing at least a few times a week

Must be something subliminal going on

Oh fuck guys, just remembered I have to ring the dentist. I hate having to ring strangers. Please wish me luck.

>>30379573
>One time someone started dumping their rubbish in our bin so she tipped it out infront of their back gate and set fire to it and it spread to their whole fence.

Jesus christ, is your mother from an anime?

>>30379573
Love and cherish your mother, she sounds awesome.

>>30379609
>Must be something subliminal going on

Instant social gratification. You can drop in and drop out whenever you like, only talk about shit you care about and be as angry or rude as you like with no consequences.

>>30379549
>sharp blades
Nah. They either use a bit of wire, that breaks easily, or shitty blunt plastic blades, that break easily.

>>30379614

Not unless there's an anime about idiot fat parents who lie to themselves every day about their "thyroid"

>>30379647
strimmers will have wire or shit blades proper lawnmowers always have metal jobbies

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>>30378684
I'm surprised he's still alive

Got an interview for an outbound PPI claims job.

Should be a laugh.

>>30379647
Not the one I was using, big metal blades you'd slice your finger open on.

>>30379662
kek

>>30379375
>everyone said it was normal

Do they really think that or do they just want to not offend us?

>>30378520
I am unemployed, 10 months now.

>Using my body for extra chicken tendies

>>30379682

Seriously. She was slimmer of the year for her weightwatchers group and then 6 months later she'd basically put on her enite bodyweight in fat.

She goes to "knit n natter" but it's code for "sit in a cafe all afternoon eating cakes from M&S"

Then she gets home and eats an 800 calorie bag of tortilla chips in one sitting.

Can't fucking stand her any more. I don't even see her as my mum these days. She's just my fat fucking annoying housemate.

>Getting woken up by fucking kids screeching outside at 10:10am like it's fucking okay
>1:30pm and i'm now tired as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lA437iOS-Y

F U C K I N G C U N T C H I L D R E N

>>30379684
I think a lot of normies fake it till they make it where being a virgin is concerned, because of the stigma. So they probably genuinely think that stuff and are old enough to realise how stupid it is to worry over it.

>>30379732
Sounds annoying, my mother's always complaining about being fat and when I tell her to count calories she says it's a meme diet. Stupid bitch.

>>30379775
You wouldn't last offshore m8

>>30379775
>5:30 Wake up because my family are slamming doors
>8:30 Builders with anglegrinders and jackhammers start working right outside my house
>9:00 Some nigress can't discipline her children so I have to listen to them scream as I ride the bus into town
>10:30 My house is next to a school so I get tons of people stood outside my front garden gossiping loudly for 30+ minutes in the mornings and after school ends

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>>30379775
I lie in on Monday mornings (I have Monday off because I work weekends).
And every week the past month, my Monday morning lie in has been cut short by fucking workment doing drilling or kids yelling or something.

I know your suffering all too well anon. If this keeps up I am considering getting earplugs.

>>30379775
>Up at 8
>Try meditating
>Shitcunt kids next door banging on the walls every 5 seconds

How am I supposed to achieve inner peace when all I wanna do is fucking murder children?

>>30379878
>How am I supposed to achieve inner peace when all I wanna do is fucking murder children?

But anon, you already have your answer.

>>30379784
If only I could believe them that I shouldn't worry about being a virgin at such a late age, but it's very difficult to do so in my position.

>>30379671
moot looks like a dragon ball villain

Anybody elses ESA gone up? I'm getting 15 quid a week extra

>>30380073
Haven't checked yet senpai. It goes up automatically once you reach a certain age too, in case it's been your birthday.

>>30379922
This anon understands it.

When they say to flow like the river, they don't mean a river of water.
When they say to be stoic and steadfast as the mountain, they don't mean a mountain of rock.

Got some popcorn chicken from lidl, 1 pound for what KFC asks 4 squids for.

>>30380339
1/4 of the quality though

Poleaboo is back from from his outing

Submitted a CV to Home Bargains
Gave it to a guy with a nose ring who was stacking baskets, he asked a Stacy for instructions, she was unenthusiastic


Got a call from the laser clinic, there was apparently some kind of mix up
It's resolved now but their incompetence is worrying

Ate half a portion of chips
Guess that's my daily calorie intake done

>>30380339
enjoy eating your eyeballs and feet popcorn chicken

>>30380356
>implying KFC is quality

>>30380367
>Home Bargains
lol have fun with that, I worked at one and it was a shit show

>>30380379
Compred to lidl stuff, yeah, I am not even implying that, I am outright saying it is.

>>30380398
I doubt they'll hire me anyway

Would be nice to have a job after so long being a NEET
More importantly though, I need a better source of funding for me transition

>>30380424
i got hired with no references and a shit CV, the only thing I had was that I could drive

Poleaboo caught an Onyx

It's at a really low level but still, I care more about catching Pokemon than battling them

>>30380452
They're apparently looking to hire 5-10 people but I expect them to hire only whites

>>30380456
Nice joke shitskin

Can't get a fucking job in any place with a paki manager because he hires all his friends and relatives to work there.

>>30380509
Fuck off, the all have the token white guy/girl

and that doesn't help me since I don't have any friends or relatives in a position of power

>>30380509
Also if you actually are hired and are also white, expect to get "you're racist" thrown at you all the time if you don't kow-tow like a good little bitch.

>>30380093
just phoned the JC to see what was going on and I've move to support group without even asking

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19 today desu lads

life's going to get better, right?

>>30380553

Lucky break lad.

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>>30380559
this post is not meant to have text and so the text in this post should be ignored

>>30380456
>but I expect them to hire only whites
Oh shut the fuck up you victimrunt

>>30380553
Fuck me how did you last this long on the other? Welcome to the masterrace senpai.

>>30380596
I only saw the one paki working there when I glanced the action in-store

>>30376531
it's quite interesting how your brain just makes random shit up you'd never think of otherwise.

>i dreamt about flying around some random islands in a blackhawk chopper, talked to an old mate and planned to meet up for a get together.
>probably dreamt something else
>woke up

anyone else kind of wish they had terminal cancer
there wouldnt be any pressure on me to actually do anything with my life

>>30380657
Poleaboo has felt that way for a while, the sympathy is the biggest draw

Might fuck up my liver with these meds, so fingers crossed

See this woman every morning when I'm having a cig outside my flat walk her dog, she has massive perky tits that i wank to

>>30380793
Does she have a qt face too? I never could appreciate nice breasts if the face was rough.

>>30380616
only get 15 quid a week more 235 a fortnight

>>30380806
She is stunning famalam

>>30380811
You never have to do anything now though.

>>30380559
I said that when I turned 18

>I'm an adult now
>I can drink so it should be easier to meet people
>I have more freedom to feel comfortable with myself

I'm 22 now, nothing has changed. I'm borderline alcoholic, I never have any money and I'm stuck in a shit town in the north with a shit job and like one "friend" who I don't really like that much.

The one positive in my life is that a couple of people I know have said I'm handsome and that they're surprised that I don't have a gf. Got a big confidence boost from a girl I knew from school last week when she said

>I remember when you were a proper little nerd at school, always talking about videogames and that with your mates
>h-heh yeah...
>Well you're actually quite handsome now, guess you ditched the Xbox for the gym eh? Haha
>Yeah, heh, I grew out of that

Jokes on her, never owned an Xbox, PlayStation for life. Also I still play videogames all the time to escape miserable reality.

>>30380847
>I'm borderline alcoholic,
>I never have any money
I can't help but wonder if these 2 are somehow related.

>>30380846
was only getting a phone call from the JC every 6 months anyway asking me how i was

>>30380793
>smoking
Disgusting. But an opportunity. Pretend to have forgotten your lighter and ask her if she has one, next time you see her. It'll put you on her radar.

Remember to kick her dog to assert your dominance.

I saw an old chinese woman in lidl, she was still attractive though in a "I wanna fuck my hot grandma" kind of way

>>30380878
kek thanks for advice but i don't think so

>>30380862
Congratulations! You're driving away with a brand new Fiat 500 today!

I also spend too much on videogames, I should probably build a PC so I can save a ton by pirating games but can't be bothered. I'll just keep pissing away 40 quid a pop on PS4 games

>>30380847

Whadup fellow northern shithole brother.

>live in a dead end northern town
>after the mines closed it started a death spiral of unemployment and delinquency
>football hooligan parents raise hooligan children
>epidemic of low achieving chavs
>no art
>no culture
>no music
>no entertainment except streets of nothing but pubs and night clubs
>massive alcohol and drug abuse problems
>developed avoidance behaviours at 15 to cope and I'm still playing video games all day every day at 29

Northern soul amirite.

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>>30379395
>>30379468

BARROW
A
R
R
O
W


>tfw its a shithole

forgot to go the JC lads, had to partially lie to them but the guy on the phone was telling my that my job I have already isn't enough and I am expected to look for more work through them even though I get nothing from them, thinking I might just sign off next time I go in

>>30380955
Tell him you'll get a blowJOB from his mum.

>>30380955
>telling my that my job I have already isn't enough
Tell them to fuck off, they've already served their purpose.

>>30380955
Just sign off lad.

>>30380992
I earn too much to be paid anything by them anyway so I'm done, If i want another job i can find one without them

>>30380847
sounds like my future desu

end of the day, i know that i won't suddenly become a better person because i get older - but i still cling to the "it gets better" meme because it's so easy and comforting

off to uni in a month, no doubt i will become a shut in yet again and make no friends.

Sat in the barbers and they have one of those nig nog music channels on.

I don't want to sound like one of those "le wrong generation" types but today's popular music is fucking dreadful, like, literally no point in history has chart music been this shit. Even in the 90s when boy bands were all over the place like AIDS in Africa, it was still better than this shit.

Burn it all down.

>>30381016
If you aren't collecting money and you're happy with your job, they can definitely fuck off.

>Accidentally evolved a low level Magikarp into a Gyarados

Fuck

Should I apply for a mechanic apprenticeship? I'm a 20 year old uni drop out and I can't imagine the work being difficult at all; a guaranteed job that isn't utter shit for 2 years (and full time 20k+ once I finish it) doesn't sound so bad.

>>30381034
Nah you aren't wrong, it has gone to total shit.

That's the internet monoculture for you though. Banal mediocrity aimed at lowest common denominator has always been a thing with chart music, broadly speaking, but never before has it been so horribly noticeable.

>>30381074

Do it while you still can. I'm 28 and there's nothing for me except admin forever.

>>30381092
Yeah, I figured I may as well try for it since most other applicants will be chavs/pakis who can barely speak proper English. My problem is writing a cover letter but I can probably just pretend to be an enthusiastic fanboy.

Still think What's the story morning glory and definitely maybe are the two greatest albums ever

>>30380657
I've spoke about my illness before but until I was diagnosed I thought I was terminal for over a year it's a pretty weird feeling, the idea of death just plagues your mind and everything you want to do seems out of grasp. It's like what's the point of getting a girlfriend I'll be dead anyway, there's no point in getting a job because who wants to fritter away the last of there time working, there's also how you are treated by others you get the sympathy to start but they just get bored with your shit

trust me it's no fun

Why so serious?

*cackles madly*

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>>30378196
I accidentally threw up on the bathroom carpet, going to have to tell mummy that the cat did it or something~

>Applying for job
>Have to answer some questions
>See that word limit is 1000 words
>Decide that I therefore must answer the questions in great detail
>Spend two days writing out answers
>Go to submit
>Limit was actually 1000 characters

>>30381545
Mention that you did that anyway, they might see it as determination to get the job

>>30381602
Or that he can't fucking read/follow basic instructions...

>>30381545
if that was online it may have just auto-filtered you out because you went over the limit.

>be at uni (last year)
>walk onto the SU to get some lunch
>two large chubby men at the entrance
>giving out condoms
>"free condoms, mate?"
>no thanks
>they burst out laughing
>start laughing again when I walk past them to get out

Why was it so funny that I didn't want condoms?

>>30381711
It rejected it when it saw it was over 1000 characters. So I cut the answers down. I just feel like I've wasted time.

>>30381884
Because every uni student needs a horde of condoms, obviously. A normie has no reason to say no to a free condom.

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>>30381884
being laughed at in public is the literal worst desu

>go to barbers
>older and younger women sitting inside, doing fuck all
>as i walk in, older one says "you said you needed a boyfriend"
>they both laugh heartily for about 10 seconds
>they occasionally repeat the joke while i'm getting my haircut and laugh even more
>i say nothing

>>30381884
you should buy a pack yourself to hand out for free
except poke holes in all of them

>you will never have more than a wageslave career

:(

>>30381969

>paying after being laughed at the whole time or at least not getting a cheeky grope or two as she cuts your hair

yeah you're a cuck

LADS. What do you do when you've been asked for references and you've got no friends or acquaintances?

>>30382061

Aren't character references supposed to be more than just like a mate

Does anyone in your family know a lawyer or similar professional

>>30378458
That doesn't tell me how they're not having sex all the time.......

>>30382061
Make someone up and just put your mobile number there.
That's literally what I did with Tesco and got the job. I even made the mistake of leaving my mobile number on the CV.
All they did was ask your reference whether he's punctual, well mannered etc.

>>30382102
you can just lie, they dont actually check you these people are
you could just buy a couple of pre-paid phones and give your own references under made up names

>>30382102
Could I really do that?

>>30382175
What, you answered the call yourself?

>>30382303
Yeah I answered. A couple of days after that he rings again to offer me an interview.
He's not too bright to be honest.

>"oddball loner"
>still manages to get a 20 year old somewhat attractive female to go home with him

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-36952603

How did he do it?

I know I'm just a worthless cuck as well but jesus christ why are retail managers such cunts

That tiny bit of power has gone to their heads

>>30381969
I just remembered something that happened a few months ago. I was leaving a lecture hall and went to leave the building using one of the side doors. This side door is usually open but this day it wasn't. I walked up to it assuming it was an automatic door. Nothing happens. Step back and try again. Nothing happens. Awkwardly turn out and leave the main door. All this took place in the middle of a cafe. I heard someone say "What is he doing?" then laugh.

>>30381884
That just sounds bizarre. I am not seeing what is remotely funny about it at all.

>>30381933
even factoring this in, why would anyone trust random people handing out condoms? they could have holes pierced through them.

>>30381969
LOL I thought they said that to you. Just pretend you have a girlfriend already and say something like "Sorry to disappoint both you girls but I'm taken".

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>Tfw no more Working left to watch

>Poleaboos cousin asked if I knew anything about mortgages
>I gave her some basic information on comparing offers
>now she's essentially asking me to fucking find her a deal

Fucking cow

Then she had the nerve to ask when I'd be free

Have any of you lads had a PIP Assessment meeting for autism? Not a joke, honestly asking.

I've got one in less than 2 weeks.

>have to maintain contact with people from uni for group work
>they have their online username attached to their facebook
>google them
>see all of the ponyshit and weebshit they're into

Anyone else do this?

>>30382779
Mate you'll probably end up marrying her so you might as well find a mortgage you're comfortable with.

>>30382832
I did.

Took my mum with me for extra points.

>>30382848
>they have their online username attached to their facebook
This is a thing? That defeats the whole point in a username.

>>30382923

Do you have to tell them that in advance?

I have a "care manager", so I might take her.

>>30383053
No, I just turned up with her.

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>>30378196
>Heavier after throwing up than I was before
Can't do anything right.

Why are there so many fucking pajeets and africans in this country?

I really need to get a grip lads

Can someone give me an insight as to how pathetic their life is as some motivation please?

Poleaboo? Anyone will do right now

suicide squad got 31% on rotten tomatoes

>>30383405

Ok lad.

>29
>NEET
>Dropped out of high school & college
>no ambitions or goals
>still don't know what job I want
>too old to get back into education, couldn't if I wanted to
>everyone I knew growing up has moved on
>left behind in a dead end northern town
>nothing to do here but drink yourself to death
>all the people here are either fat single mums/heroin addicted men/old people too old to leave
>nobody my age to socialise with
>nobody understands that there is nothing to do for someone my age who has no social life
>all the activities that take place outside are social activities
>have nobody to go outside and be social with
>every time I go outside I feel like I don't belong there and can't relate to anyone or anything
>implying I could even hold down a conversation for more than 3 seconds to begin with
>just fill my days watching netflix and playing games to distract myself from the hopelessness of life

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I'm going to see a whore in a few days and tips for a first timer senpaitachi? I'm going to do nofap before I go

>>30383442

hope ur ready to kill urself once brexit happens and they have to cut away welfare to provide more housing and benefits to all the "commonwealthers" from africa and pakistan that are gonna come here by the millions.

>>30383460
>Poleaboo recuiting all these pakis into his 'punish the cumskins' agenda
Worry.jpg

>>30383442
>its dead end northern town lad

Aw mate, I was hoping things would have got better for you by now, you're not pathetic, it's just a sad situation and set of circumstances, thanks for your effort though, much appreciated

>>30383404
Because our birth rates were dropping and we need more people to pay for pensions.

>>30383493

I got my ESA back after like 2 1/2 months with no money so there's that. Now I can maybe afford to learn to drive.

>>30383447
Don't do it. That's my tip. Cancel and don't go.

You don't need to pay for it, bro. I believe in you.

>>30383493
>thanks for your effort though, much appreciated
that's just some random anon. what has he done?

>>30383523
See, cloud, silver lining and all that

Do it man, learn to drive and get out of that dead end northern town forever (easier said than done I know)

>>30383552
>t. a kid who was brought up without manners

>>30383534
I do though, I'm a 22 perma NEET who still lives at home

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>tfw overcast

best weather lads

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Who salaryslave and reaching for the booze on a weekday?

>>30383618
I have ran out of mixer for my vodka, gonna try with orange squash, hope it works

How come tilde, poleaboo, nigii and the witch poster all have the same gimmick

I have about a dozen large black bin bags filled with household waste and a chest of drawers and some (dismantled) desks that I need to get rid of.

Where do I find somebody with a van that would be willing to drive me to the tip and back? I'm obviously willing to pay.

>>30383792
it's the same guy
his creativity is so limited that they all have blogs

>>30383779
Slippery slope now mate, one of my old friends mother was an alcoholic, that was her beverage of choice

>basics/value vodka mixed with basics/value squash

>>30383796
find one on uber

>>30383832
I don't have a smartphone because I'm not a normalfag.

>>30383796
Needed to get rid of a cooker/sofa and chair found a man with van on facebook took it all away for 40 quid

>>30383841
oh then just give up then

>>30383779
I've done it, it's not that pleasant but gets the job done.

>>30383610
There's still time, m8. You don't really want to lose your v-card this way, do you?

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>>30378196
I think I might leave, I never have anything to say.

>>30383796
"man with a van" + your area on google

Sure something will be on therr

>>30383851
I guess I could try Gumtree and look for a white van man. Is it unacceptable for me to expect him to take me to the tip with him, then drop me off back home? I'm worried he'll just dump it somewhere and I'm sure my name/address is on a label within that trash and I don't wanna get fined.

>>30383822
mate I drink at least 10 units a day, probably too far gone anyway

I appreciate the warning though

>>30383851
Mate the council would have done it for 30, in my county anyway

>>30383813
Oh I only knew 3 of them did.

>>30383796
wait for gypos to set up in a public park and just empty the bin bags out when they're all asleep. Gypos will automatically be blamed for it.

>>30383883
They have to have a special license to dump stuff at a tip ask to see it also check reviews

>>30383779
If you had OJ you could make a screwdriver, would be pretty neato

>>30383934
I'm not sure if you need a license for that. My dad's taken me in the past. We just show up, throw everything into the correct skip and drive off. The only reason I need help is because I literally never leave the house and as such cannot drive myself there.

>>30383953
unfortunately not, only squash, I have either strawberry or orange though so maybe I'll try both

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>>30383886
Mad re$pect 8r0

>>30383954
Do you want the hassle of lifting all that stuff into a van? pay someone to do it. you don't need a license to dump household waste but if your a business you need one

>>30383862
I don't really see the significance of who I 'lose it to' at this age desu maybe if I was a 15 year old girl it would be different. I just want to put my penis in a vagina. I'm not even doing it to lose the 'label' since I don't have any friends or acquaintances to ask that question anyway.

>>30383981
nice funnyjunk meme lad xD

>>30384004
O-oh, I see. I guess I'll just hire somebody to do it for me. Thanks, /britfeel/.

>tfw you finally leave your squalid lifestyle behind

>>30384021
She better be hot, then. At the very least, she better be really hot. It's not something you're going to forget. Ever. So if you can't lose it with love and feeling, then make sure she's hot as fuck.

>>30384027
Anger.

:DDDDDD

>>30384108
Projection.

:pppppp

>>30384100
I'll get a super hot plastic east-asian for you senpai

>>30384108
>>30384125
great posts lads, lets see more of it.

>>30384163
Sarcasm.

:oooooo

OK LADS I've got references for my job, but 1 of them is for a job that never existed. Can I get in trouble for that?

>>30384290
Nah lad, if your other references are solid you can blag the company went under or something. I think most people lie about their references and I only ever know 1 person who had theirs checked (and they were sacked from their previous job for turning up drunk/not turning up at all many times kek)

>>30376531
I had three nightmares in one night. And they were all the common ones widely reported by other people. Snakes, my teeth falling out, and losing control over my phone. Maybe the last one isn't that common.

>>30384341
what does the teeth falling out mean? I mean I wouldn't call it a nightmare but it happens in every dream I remembet

>>30384386
There's actually a website about it.

http://www.teethfallingoutdream.org/

It is strange that it's such a common dream people have.

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>>30381074
I'm looking to do this too anon, would you apply to a garage or go to a college?

>>30384463

I used to have teeth falling out dreams all the time before I got some needed dental work and they're mostly disappeared now.

>>30384463
>>30384463
>For Freud, this symbol mostly points to sexual repression
How did this cunt just not get laughed at by the brainiacs?

Man "I've had a dream about my teeth falling out, what could it possibly mean?"
Freud "Well, I have a theory"
Psychologist "Oh for fuck SAKE how can that have anything to do with your DICK Sigmund???????"

>>30384543
that post makes me think you just wanna fuck ur mum m8

t. Freud :^)

>>30384543
The man was a coke head.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud#Cocaine

>>30380367
>not asking to see the manager and handing it straight to them

You're a waste of fucking carbon

>>30380657
Currently dealing with a terminal family member. Dad can't cope and its made me clinically depressed.

All i want is for them to be happy.

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>>30384471
In my case it's for a car manufacturer. Call around factories (even if it's not a car manufacturer, there may be parts manufacturers) and garages to ask if they do apprenticeships. It's my understanding that they have to set that shit up for you, so I wouldn't bother trying to get companies to make you their first apprentice (since they may fuck it up or may not want to go through the bother); try to find a place that regularly takes on apprentices.
You only have until September to sort shit out though, my company only has applications open until next Monday.

>dad comes home from work
>immediately starts shouting

fun

>Argentina says it will stop exporting fray bentos pies to Britain unless we hand over the Falklands

What do?

>>30384773
That's just the wagie ragie. He hates work and has to vent his anger somewhere. He can't do it at work because he'll lose his job. So he saves it up for his family.
Also, he hates his family. That means (You).

>>30383436

shit I was actually hoping it would be good

>>30384773
Louis? Is that you mate?

>>30384868
who is that? not me m8

>>30384891
Some guy who posted a vocaroo on here of his dad shouting at him through the door. It was hilarious/tragic in equal measure.

half man half biscuit

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>>30378196

Posting waifu: QUALITY fan art edition

Create some conversation Amir, the thread is dead as fuck.

>>30385084

>the thread is dead as fuck.

How about we all argue which of Lewis Carroll's poems are best

protip: it's the Knight's one in "It's my own invention" in Through the Looking Glass

>>30385044
Ricky Gervais show reference lad?

>>30385223
Dj on the radio just played one of there songs and it reminded me of Karl's happiness of it being true kek

>>30385223
>>30385281

It was XFM not Ricky Gervais show

>>30384840
Its a PG it was never gonna be good

>>30385221
>no one wished me a happy birthday
>>30380559

>Maybe this cape shit will be different

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what's you're favourite indian dish goys?

mine is murgh makhani

there's an north indian place near my house and I often go there for lunch desu

>>30385439
Are you the guy who invited his mates on a barcrawl and they said they'd only go if you paid?

>>30385439
Well...it isn't happy, is it.

>>30385458
>REALLY fucked up the diet today, had a lot of lamb burgers with no bun
What happened to the chicken you fucking donkey.

>>30385458
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>A few days ago "I'm off red meat for good now"
>Had a few lamb burgers today

Your self discipline is absolute shit m8

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>>30385071
>Nymph with breasts
>Weird ass

not very good quality desu lad

>>30385454
Spicy but not too spicy. Madras usually.

>>30385506
Where do you live?
What street?

>>30379528
>tfw you bear more grudges than lonely high court judges

>>30385557
Anon...
You don't know the QUALITY meme do you

>>30385506
What episode did Jez film Big Suze taking a big shit so he could have a wank with his online pals?

>>30385461
no, i'm not thankfully

though i suppose i don't have any mates so he's still better off than me. off for a birthday meal soon desu

>>30385465
very true, but it's the thought that counts

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>>30385582
>bear
bare

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>>30385620
very well then

Happy 19th Birthday anon.

>>30385454
I'm a chicken madras man at heart

>>30385561
>>30385673
never had this before desu

>>30385668
thank you brother

oc desu

>>30385673
>Madras
>Indian

You uncultured swine!

>>30385641
>will try to jog for 3 minutes

Why even bother? You'll burn 25 calories tops.

>>30385673
Nobody cares, literally fucking kill yourself.

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Lads, I've come to the conclusion it doesn't get better. It just gets worse or stays the same.

>>30385673
How's the job going shout?

>>30378112

I dreamt I was a 21yr old fat loser vigin neet who ruined his own prospects/life

still haven't woken up yet

>tfw you realise you just responded to a tripfag

For FUCK sake

>>30385608
Waiting Amir.

>>30385794
Explain in detail, don't see it myself.